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post #1111 of 7202 Old 06-28-2011, 12:31 AM
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That is exactly what I want! A horse that is good at raiding! Not riding but raiding! Lol craigslist cracks me up!
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post #1112 of 7202 Old 06-28-2011, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by sullylvr View Post
well built quarter house mare

Just what I always wanted!!! A quarter HOUSE mare!!!

Hadn't read this thread in awhile, this cracked me up! While I love my QH to be built LIKE a house.....

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post #1113 of 7202 Old 06-28-2011, 04:57 PM
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Ok, the ad isn't too bad, but you are taking pictures of your camera display???


Date: 2011-06-27, 4:45PM PDT
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10 years old.

15 hands.

Totally broke.

I would recommend an owner with horse experience.

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post #1114 of 7202 Old 06-28-2011, 06:45 PM
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I just had to laugh at those pictures.

My two horse Apache and Sammy are my world
along with our dogs Patch and Bear.
But I will always love you Jimmy R.I.P
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post #1115 of 7202 Old 06-28-2011, 07:03 PM
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"Spiky - is also called troy since his name was changed from spiky to troy . he is female and giant and also healthy . he does well with beginners"

Every time I read this one on newhorse it makes me giggle
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post #1116 of 7202 Old 06-28-2011, 09:04 PM
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This is a title to an ad I found on craigslist, an easy mistake but I still giggled a little.

" Horses for sale Paso Fono (nj)"

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post #1117 of 7202 Old 06-29-2011, 02:43 PM
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"2 year old" and " child safe" dont exactly go together
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post #1118 of 7202 Old 06-29-2011, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by atreyu917 View Post
"2 year old" and " child safe" dont exactly go together
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It also sounds like he's been ridden a decent bit, not the best for such a young horse
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post #1119 of 7202 Old 06-29-2011, 05:35 PM
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That's what I was thinking too.

Horseless currently. Hoping someday that will change.
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post #1120 of 7202 Old 06-29-2011, 11:18 PM
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I couldn't find a proper ad for this, but how many time I saw "gelding" spelled "guelding", "gilding", "guilding" "guildigne"... I'm from Quebec, so the ad are mostly in French, but some of them are pretty dumb like :

"gelded stallion" Wow.

"I'm 13 yo and I'm looking for a black arabian stallion, registered, under 1500$ and saddle broke. It's my first horse and it's a dream to have a horse. Please, email my dad at ........ " Heeeeuuu not sure it's such a good idea...and under 1500$???

"miniature stallion, 13hh" miniature at 13hh...wow!

"young family looking for a kid safe horse to give, under 10 yo, perfectly healthy" Who will give, for free, a kid safe horse, under 10 yo, perfrectly healthy, if he can sell it?!?!?

"paint solid tobiano" oh yeah?

I also love those : "would exchange my arabian stallion for a couple of shetland ponies", "would exchange my horse for a boat", "would exchange my horse for a pick-up truck", etc.

(They are all in french, so I "translated" them...)
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