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I couldn't find another thread like this, so I'm putting it here, cause I just had to share. I found this ad an craigslist this morning, and it left me scratching my head.
6-7 year old 1/4 horse for sale,
new horseshoes just replaced, well fed and taken care of,
must sell, tame on a ametaur rider, full horse not neuterd
must sell asap give me an offer

Um ya 1/4 horse, well whats the other 3/4 cow? Tame on amature rider hm I though we humans rode the horses not the other way around. Full horse not neutered, well then once gelded what is it, 1/4 horse. Just had to comment, made me laugh when I started reading it.
 
#4,148 ·
The woman who works at our Co Op was removing it when I walked up with a friend to pick up our feed for our guys and she showed it to us. Someone had hung it up earlier in the morning.

Another man who was reading it over our shoulder said "Well. They did warn us he was miraculous!" Some people. I hope no one would ever fall for something like that. That would be horrible :/
 
#4,156 ·
"Majestic" - Black & White Tobiano Stallion - $1000 (Sanger)

Date: 2012-07-20, 4:42PM CDT
Reply to: cffsb-3152508187@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Halter trained 3 year old. Fast and loves to run. Should make a great barrow racer. Never under saddle.
Great blood line, view pedigree at: www.haloc.com



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yes how majestic HAHA. He could be a barrow racer if he wanted...you know...race barrows. :)
 
#4,157 ·
Half thoroughbred and half friesian - $1 (Ferris tx)

Date: 2012-07-17, 11:50PM CDT
Reply to: rdnxk-3146620531@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


I have a friesian is a black and white paint horse. he is registered and everything I have all the paperwork. he a stallion about 3 yrs old and ive trained him to do many things im not completely done training him but he learns fast. He's not for new riders. I tought he to dance and more stuff but I cant remeber right 8000 or best offer and also I have a 3/4 grey andalusian also 3 yrs old will sell if price is right and a 3/4 friesian 1/4 shire 3 yr old pure black all of them with papers and stallions there all trained to do alot of stuff like the dressage lay down and much more if you want to see them txt 2147309321 hablo espanol and english and the pics are a few months old they have longer hair now and for any information text and ill get back to you asap and also a 2006 cavalier pull trailer for 5000 for more piks just ask













Is a black and white half friesian half thoroughbred possible? lol. Yeah just want to let everyone know that this stallion is not for new riders! and I taught him how to dance but my mind has slipped...
 
#4,159 ·
Is a black and white half friesian half thoroughbred possible? lol. Yeah just want to let everyone know that this stallion is not for new riders! and I taught him how to dance but my mind has slipped...
Not thinking about the gene actually carrying over or anything, but I've known of the occasional paint TB. This one from NZ, for example. A bit of me is always suspicious that something jumped the fence with these at one point lol.
 
#4,158 ·
I am pretty certain those are sneakers she is wearing..


Brave Jumper With Tons of Potential - $2800 (Kaufman, TX)
Date: 2012-07-24, 2:44PM CDT
Reply to: 3hvd6-3111478721@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


**PRICE REDUCED** Motivated seller! I am looking at surgery so can no longer ride. Kismet is a beautiful bay 5 year old Thoroughbred mare standing 15.3 HH. She has an awesome mind with a great work ethic. Kismet is currently schooling some 2nd level Dressage and learning quickly. She successfully showed in her first Jumper show earning Grand Champion in her class. She has schooled up to 3' verticals. Kismet is well suited for a rider looking to move up the levels quickly. Kismet is an extremely brave jumper with a ground covering stride great for Cross-country. This horse will make an excellent Eventer or Hunter/Jumper. Her Dressage is beautiful and comes naturally to her. UTD on shots, coggins, teeth, and feet. Loads, clips, stands for vet/farrier. No vices or health issues.

Here is a link to a video of Kismet on the flat:

Check out our website for more available horses. About Us-Epona Equestrian Center

Call Christen at 817-939-3484 for more information.









 
#4,162 ·
Agreed. Her head appears behind the vertical and her back end is not underneath her; as well, the topline appears hollow. Hmmm. Really nice jumper it seems! All around a pretty horse, from what I can ascertain (as am presently only a conformation "learner"!) :0)
 
#4,161 ·
2 Year Old Paint Stud Priced to sell

2 Year Old Paint Stud Priced to sell


Two Year old Palomino Paint Stud Registered with APHA Has doc o lena on papers Been Started with JRW ranch has lots of ground work done been on a couple times Priced at $1,500 will continue training till sold. Registered with APHA his Sire Side is all Quarter Horse and he has Doc O Lena on his papers. Hes about 14.6 . Has a Current Coggings Halter Broke and ready to make a heck of a horse. More pictures can be seen at website call text or email any questions 405-238-0187 Priced to Sell $1,500 http://www.facebook.com/JrwRanch

Okay first off that's not a palomino...14.6?! Really now?
 
#4,170 ·
when i lived far from my horse, i would occasionally forget my boots at home, and having driven all the way to see my pony, I would simply ride in my Converse. I never got my foot caught or went for a drag. So i don't think it's too terrible.
 
#4,171 ·
the one time i did ride english when i rode my friends horse she did a surprise and took me to see her horse and i was wearing sneakers.. my ankle and area right there got rubbed raw from the stirups and what not.. it was a bad idea..
 
#4,173 ·
I wouldn't ever inquire about a horse when the owners refuse to list the price up front with the sales add :lol: I know knowwwww it'd be way to much.
 
#4,176 ·
Uhm WTF!!? I think its time to sedate and saw off that poor horses slippers! Poor thing is probably going to have some pretty hefty leg issues :/. She looks like if the right person had grabbed her and worked with her she'd be one tough mount poor thing :/
Pure Black Mustang Mare Horse

talk about butt high poor thing I hope some of it is just the camera angle :/
Black Pony

what makes this unproven possibly untrained 2 yr old 'thuralbred' worth 5000. People will never cease to amaze me you want how much and you can't even spell check or spell the breed correctly and are too lazy to state what training or even what gender it is!!??? No thank you!
**** Race Horse Thuralbed ***
 
#4,179 ·
Yeah too many people wanting to "save the pretty mustang" but don't know crap and the horse ends up paying for it. If I knew how to bring along a mustang and had the funds to care for a possible leg problem horse I would grab her but alas that would be a bad idea haha.

As for the TB I agree his is a cutie but his owner just wow lol.
 
#4,180 ·
HAHA those reins go nowhere. poor photoshop job.
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I'm thinking of selling my 9 year old Appendix/Quarter Horse 16.2HH Gelding. He has no vices. He's an easy keeper, very willing, calm yet spunky, good horse, good temperment with a soft eye and mouth. You can bathe, tie, shoe, load, etc. There is nothing wrong with him. He's in perfect health medically and in good condition and UTD on all shots, teeth & shoes. He's been trained in dressage, hunter/jumper and rides trails. He jumps up to 4' that I know of. I ride him 2 times a week on trails and some jumping to keep him fit. He knows lead changes, is compressed and has back impulsion. The only reason I'm contemplating selling is because I just want to trail ride and buy a gaited horse. Will only sell to the right home. Call 972-355-3464.




http://images.craigslist.org/5Gf5E35Fb3E93K93J1c7c658c63f6d7831158.jpg
 
#4,182 ·
★ QUARTER HORSE ★

"Just found out shes pregnant" - good on you... didnt you know that a stallion and mare would breed if given the chance? -headdesk-

"oh an likes her hair brushed" ohhkay haha :)



okay so its a stallion and has bred a mare, but is also in foal for 2013! what a deal! a stallion, mare, and baby all in one!!
*facepalm*
 
#4,184 ·
2 Horses / 1 Colt 1 Mare 400 for both. (cleveland, tx)


I have 2 paint horses. A colt and its mother. The mother is wormy I believe because she's been losing weight but she will still give off several more foals, escpecialy if she's nursed back To full health. Today was a rain day so excuse the pics. The horses are solid white and brown. Looking to get rid of these. I'm asking for $300 apiece for these horses or 400 for both. Make me an offer! XXX-XXX-XXXX will also trade for motorcycle or boat/ fishing gear etc.. thanks and God bless.




 
#4,192 ·
It upsets me largely because the seller implies that you can leave her untreated and pop a few more foals out of her before she dies :shock:
 
#4,187 ·
Poor boy :(. A 2 1/2 year old stallion anyone can ride? I don't think so.
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White Coat Horse
White Coat Horse he is stallion, age 2 1/2 already broken very calm. Any body can ride it. He is a Quarter Horse don't have his registration. If any ? contact at 817-353-3674. Hablo Espanol.
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