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I couldn't find another thread like this, so I'm putting it here, cause I just had to share. I found this ad an craigslist this morning, and it left me scratching my head.
6-7 year old 1/4 horse for sale,
new horseshoes just replaced, well fed and taken care of,
must sell, tame on a ametaur rider, full horse not neuterd
must sell asap give me an offer

Um ya 1/4 horse, well whats the other 3/4 cow? Tame on amature rider hm I though we humans rode the horses not the other way around. Full horse not neutered, well then once gelded what is it, 1/4 horse. Just had to comment, made me laugh when I started reading it.
 
#4,221 ·
I always have this niggling feeling that "seemingly accidentally bad" photos are posted as the person posting them is perhaps not familiar with Photoshop or something and wants to hide stuff. Makes me question the integrity if the whole ad, obviously.
If I had a gorgeous horse to show, I'd FIND A WAY to shoot a great and flattering pic, if it meant snapping 100 & weeding one out!
I don't know Photoshop either but do have a digital camera! Prints are FREE! ; 0)
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#4,224 ·
3 free horses come get them today
"First come first serve not gone tonight I'm taking them back to originall owner 20 yr old made kids type horse 4 yr old mare green and 12 yr old mare has papers all rideable but green one bring me and hay take a horse need t feed others that r strarving these aren't 775-910-3369"

I wonder what the "strarving" horses look like....and this is a "rescue"
A+ for spelling and grammar!
 
#4,225 ·
Anyone know of any horse rescues in Las Vegas (live near there/have familiarity with one and can call and get these three some feed???) Literally KILLS ME (& I know same for all of you!) to think of horses going WITHOUT FEED. UGH. FEEL ILL...
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paint yearling - $350

Date: 2012-08-08, 11:59AM PDT
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]

hello i have 1 and 8 month old paint colt i need to sell.. he is very sweet loving he loves to be right by you every were you go.. i hate to sell him but im moving and i have to down size on my animals. i have an other horse he has been with so he is good with other boys and girls. he dose need to be gelded befor you put him with a mare, he trailor, he loves to be brushed, love attention, he is scard of water so baths he hates them , he does tie and stand, luged really good kinda pulls but not bad, he does good with his feed. his back feet are still alittle hard to clean but he is getting better, feeding time he DONT like to be tuched, i dont know way but he has always done that, he is more of a mans horse then a girl, he fallow my bf every he gos he listens better to my bf alot better then me, over all he is a very clam and very sweet boy, he does need work still. i have change him alot to be not afiad of peole becuse when i first got him he was scard of people and would run from you. now he wont leave you alone and has to be right in your face. he has a very funny peronalty. he love to eat otter pops, so dont eat one in front of him with out giving him one. he will make a geat horse someday.
only trads ill do is a 2 horse tralior in very good condistion or very very good grass hay. and dont try to just give me a bail or 2
thank you



*head desk*
 
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#4,233 · (Edited)
I had this one saved in a Word document because it was so ridiculous....well here it is:

Beautiful Barrel/Bending Prospect

This is a 24y.o mustang that looks like he is part sheep! lol! His fur is very wool-y and his mane is a mess! But don't let that stop you from being captured by his personality! He is absolutely totally bombproof. Scares at nothing! Has an old injury, was shot in the leg when he was 9, complately healed now, no sign of limp. He is an amazing jumper and will jump anything (but over 21/2 feet is not good) and his hooves are amazing even thogh he's never had shoes on!!! Rides bareback only, will try to rip a saddle off but is a gentle old pony with a kid on his back w/o saddle. But if u are over 100lbs. then he will buck you off!
He is 4 feet 2 in. tall (last time I measured was when he was 20 but he has grown a lot) and will keep growing with good grass.
He is gorgeous and is very agile which he shows when you are catching him in the feild so if you watch this you will instantly know his show potential.
Good for a 4h project, no slaughter houses please. You kids will love this horse.
Amazing christmas gift for the kids-- he does good in a small barn so it's ok if he lives in a shed for a little shelter.
Goes grate just on grass no grain please he founders a lot and that make s it worse.
No other health problems but has sore limbs in the morning I bet if you give him asprin he'll be ok. UTD on shots and coggings. No vet problems but had to be sidated 3 times because he was antsy. I was told he is a grey horse with white spots but now that I think about it he looks like a pinto! Haha you can figure it out for yourself but either way he is GORGEOUS looks like a beautiful horse we need to get rid of him though because.
I love him to death but he doesn't like people though but he definitely wil like you over time though if you give him brushes.
He is going to be sold for some $$$ but I'd like to trade him for a pitbul or rotwiler or great dane, just a dog that has really good guard dog skills and bites on command no e-mails please text or leave a message at ####### no calling earlier then 11am so please respond we have to get rid of him quickly our landlord does not like horses in the yard thank you. My daughter wrote the add.
PS Micky was gelded when he was and now he mounts horses we don't know what happened. Just keep him from other horses especially ungelded and he will be fine!! Haha

ignorethis: horse saddle mare gelding stallion goat sheep chiken dog guard rotwiler pitbull great dane cat bird cage barn stable tractor van car couch park food can tomatoe plants wagon wheel


I honestly can't tell what the HELL was going on there, why they kept talking....I hope they at least got the horse to a caring person!
All I could think though while reading it at first was "Oh, my gosh, stop TALKING!!"
Insane people on the internet ;___;
 
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All White Quarter Horse

All white stallion horse. 3500 obo

Great on trails, very calm around kids and noise.
31/2 year old stallion small in size but great for family..

need to sell, asap!! great looking horse with very nice blood line with paperwork..


3 year old stallions are the best family horses after all and you can't beat that price! He sure is cute though :)
 
#4,249 ·
All White Quarter Horse

All white stallion horse. 3500 obo

Great on trails, very calm around kids and noise.
31/2 year old stallion small in size but great for family..

need to sell, asap!! great looking horse with very nice blood line with paperwork..


3 year old stallions are the best family horses after all and you can't beat that price! He sure is cute though :)
that is the wierdest saddle horn ive ever seen! in the first picture:O
 
#4,250 ·
For some reason I feel like this one has been posted on here before.. but I found it on my Cl area so Im posting it again.. PLEASE let me know if Im right lol I was thinking about it all night:)

buckskin mare


And what I dont like about this: She is 4, NOT HALTER BROKE and foaled TWICE already... AS A 4 YEAR OLD???????
 
#4,253 ·
There's something not right about the pic in this ad it looks like 2 different horses Photoshopped together

kids horse for sale(strong but gentle) - $2000 (east houston)

Date: 2012-08-12, 11:16PM CDT
Reply to: 7ghw2-3196732509@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
A very noble ready for kids horse, adults or kids will live this horse to trailride!!!if interested call me @(1915)346-4560






 
#4,256 ·
There's something not right about the pic in this ad it looks like 2 different horses Photoshopped together

kids horse for sale(strong but gentle) - $2000 (east houston)






In the top photo? What is UP with the "headgear " on the horse?
It's like a mechanical hackamore + a bosal + a halter horse/show bit!! (It's hard to see a lot of detail with my cell, so it may be something "normal" which just looks odd in my screen)....
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#4,257 ·
^^It looks to me like it's a regular nylon halter underneath some form of shanked bit that perhaps has a bosalita or a caveson attached to it. Either way, there is too much crap on the head of a horse that is supposed to be "broke".

And I guess they are just hoping that nobody will notice the horrible swayback that horse has if they don't post any "naked" pictures of him:?. He's got to be a very good natured guy to put up with riding when there is no special care taken to ensure the saddle fits him even a little bit.
 
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