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I couldn't find another thread like this, so I'm putting it here, cause I just had to share. I found this ad an craigslist this morning, and it left me scratching my head.
6-7 year old 1/4 horse for sale,
new horseshoes just replaced, well fed and taken care of,
must sell, tame on a ametaur rider, full horse not neuterd
must sell asap give me an offer

Um ya 1/4 horse, well whats the other 3/4 cow? Tame on amature rider hm I though we humans rode the horses not the other way around. Full horse not neutered, well then once gelded what is it, 1/4 horse. Just had to comment, made me laugh when I started reading it.
 
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Smrobs,
Thought the SAME THING re: horse being swaybacked.

I didn't comment on such, as with a saddle on, I don't trust my confo skills enough yet to be SURE of my eyes when I "think" I'm seeing something like that. I am appreciative that you mentioned it, as though, (poor horse naturally!), it affirms for me that my "eye" IS getting more "automatic" @ seeing glaring conformation defects, even as in this case, under saddle... :0) Thanks for providing me with an "accidental" boost to my confidence!
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#4,261 ·
I don't know about dumbest... but this is definitely one of the more expensive 6 year old prospects I've seen in a while... at least in my area! They're very proud of that little mare! :mrgreen:
AQHA Mare

I have a real pet peeve when it comes to heights, I don't know about anyone else but it really turns me off when I see an ad that says "15.5 hand APHA mare for sale".

And this ad, this is what's going to (or has?) put the equine industry into the proverbial "crapper".
Horse-Mare
8 year old BROOD horse... 3/4 arabian and 1/4 TWH. Is this a cross which is legitimately desirable in some circles? I guess I could see where that would be good for a trail horse or something but I don't necessarily see how you are "bettering" the equine community by breeding her? Maybe it's just me getting on a soap box about inexperienced owners and their backyard breeding habits... :oops::oops::oops:
 
#4,262 ·
Best dumb ad

OK - I have the best one. I just posted it elsewhere, but I have to share:

Saddle and Quarter horse gendon - $600 (grayson county, ky)

We have a saddle and Quarter horse cross and he is a sorrel color and he is 15 plus years old and is 15 hands tall. Is broke to ride and is very genlte. But need experience rider . We like to have $600.00 firm for him if you would like to know more or would like to see him please call 270-879-0609. On burying him we only take cash or cashier checks only.

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#4,276 ·
This really got me going! Lol.

He has been rwg I have no papers lost before my name born2002 may 6th
The ultimate player
Dusty needs a home now!!
We are running out of money
he is in need of trim
He is broke to ride
he adores kids
About a 7 as he is hot if you feed him grain!!
Aother wise a 8 as he can be close to heals when leading and head strong
stands like an *** sometimes
He isn't one to take off he will just want to stand and eat sometimes
Ive never had him profectionally trained ive never just went fun blown
Just trot that's it and walking
Ive seen him run jump and dance very pretty used to be a tri but lost the ring around his face
He baths loads has been road ridden needs a fresher course I have been on him in over a yr
kids have at least once a month he has had saddle reins bit all that we perfer barrback and just tie off rope to side of halter as he does good either way
he has never bitten or kicked
He isn't mean if your mean to him he might try to bend down like to get u off never rolled overon anyone!
He gets spooked by storms small small spaces
Goes right in bigger trailers smaller it is harder to get him in
He has pulled his head high once ot twice if he is scared.
Riding into danger he will back up he has never reared up on anyine but will do a side step.
Hope this honesty helped
please choose Dusty as he is very loving gelding!
He has had issue since last year with his knee/s took a slide om a jump little bit bigger and slippery that day and has since been lifting his legs funny ..vet said maybe
Locking stiffle.the knee?we can afford treatments we did get buet and he was getting better
But can't afford that either he is on marsh hay /grass
He looks good over all ive had him from time he was just yr old.
He was at borders once or twice gets along great with mares babies minis likes cats and dogs
Everything will go with $1500 or make best offer fence post wire fencers tanks hay tack saddle new was$1300.00...
All that new bridle set gems bling bling!! Used once if that ..was $200 fleet
We use a switch or twig on butt as he don't go for kickin as all smacking of lips horse call might get him going faster ..lets go faster. He does know reins back right left
.stop is woe does that always on a dime! !!.
If you would like to be new owner of a great horse oh and he would fit a shorter person I'm 5.5 and he seems smaller to me but if you get him bulked up he will work
my girls are were15 been on him since they were 5&6 ..I rode him soon as he was 2 yrs old I was 150 now 210 still ride him but not for a yr I had foot surgery for health condition that limits me from riding

paint horse
 
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PAINT GILDING
PAINT GILDING - $300

we got him from a auction two weeks ago he is really good bare back or saddle up but we did not see his front leg when we got him he has a knot on his knee it dos not hert him in any way we will run or walk and he dos not faver it at all . MY doughter decided to not take a chance that it may get worse so we now are saleing him so u can text or call **********
 
#4,287 ·
For some reason, @ this EARLY HOUR, the funny part, IMO, is that even though "horse" written as "hore" IS obviously a typo and the association to the word "*****" is what makes the title humorous ... Yet, my guess is MOST C.L.'ers looking at ads probably have no idea that "hore" isn't the proper spelling for "*****" -- & likely checked the ad for that reason, OR didn't notice/care that "horse" was misspelled...(eye roll)...did that comment even make ANY sense? I'm TIRED! (YAWN) ;0)
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