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post #1211 of 7202 Old 07-26-2011, 06:13 PM
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ksl.com - Classifieds for Utah, Idaho, and Wyoming=

"$800.00
Registered Paint Mare
Huntsville, UT 84317 - Jul 25, 2011
Gentle 12 year old mare. Has been worked with by a trainer, learns easily. She has been ridden on trails, packed camp gear and elk. loads good. eats hay. Call with questions. "

EATS HAY?? Really? Must be some new kinda horse! I haven't heard of one like that before...
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post #1212 of 7202 Old 07-26-2011, 08:10 PM
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Okay this isn't a 'for sale' ad, but I'm looking for places to board my horse if I move, and this is what I came across....

"We are coming soon, in atleast 10 or 12 years. will do some lessons. We do not know how many stall we will have for boarding yet."


.......*headdesk*
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post #1213 of 7202 Old 07-27-2011, 04:21 PM
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registerd quarter horse - $2000 (dover,fl)

Date: 2011-07-27, 9:35AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
4 regitered quater horse ,1 gelding black 1 mare bay color and 2 phillys 1 is 3 years old 1 is 1 year old from the same mother and father they need a goooood home i wont sell if you dont have love for horses i cant take care because of my job, they need a goood home with a lot of love they dont kick or bite you can even ride a little baby on top of them or and ederly thats how good they are, i have paper work from QHA association i delivered the two phyllies myself you can feed them from your hands and be in the stables with them all day, even lay down next to them

(different ad, same horses) -

1 black gelding 5 years old 1 mare bay 6 years old 1 philly 3 years old and 1 year old philly bay color ....1 of the philly is black like father and the other is bay like the mother the gelding is broken likethe mare the two phylli hasent been broken but they are really good to be around you can feed them from your hands , them they have kids around, they dont kick or bite they are they been around with my family since day one i deliver them from their mother so they are use to see people and caress them im looking for a good house for them not anybody can have them i need references they never been abuse so i dont want them to get abuse they all are registerd with qha got papers and been fed really good i cant take care of them anymore like i use to i cant ride them either and i hate to see them in the pasture and the stables all day calling me to ride them and pay attention please if you can take good care of them then call if not dont bother
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post #1214 of 7202 Old 07-27-2011, 04:35 PM
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^^ hi Dover Florida person! I'd like to introduce you to a useful lil punctuation character called a period. It looks like this: '.' We use them at the ends of sentences to allow the reader to breathe, and to make it look like the writer has a basic handle on the English language. Thanks!
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post #1215 of 7202 Old 07-27-2011, 04:35 PM
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registerd quarter horse - $2000 (dover,fl)

Date: 2011-07-27, 9:35AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
4 regitered quater horse ,1 gelding black 1 mare bay color and 2 phillys 1 is 3 years old 1 is 1 year old from the same mother and father they need a goooood home i wont sell if you dont have love for horses i cant take care because of my job, they need a goood home with a lot of love they dont kick or bite you can even ride a little baby on top of them or and ederly thats how good they are, i have paper work from QHA association i delivered the two phyllies myself you can feed them from your hands and be in the stables with them all day, even lay down next to them

(different ad, same horses) -

1 black gelding 5 years old 1 mare bay 6 years old 1 philly 3 years old and 1 year old philly bay color ....1 of the philly is black like father and the other is bay like the mother the gelding is broken likethe mare the two phylli hasent been broken but they are really good to be around you can feed them from your hands , them they have kids around, they dont kick or bite they are they been around with my family since day one i deliver them from their mother so they are use to see people and caress them im looking for a good house for them not anybody can have them i need references they never been abuse so i dont want them to get abuse they all are registerd with qha got papers and been fed really good i cant take care of them anymore like i use to i cant ride them either and i hate to see them in the pasture and the stables all day calling me to ride them and pay attention please if you can take good care of them then call if not dont bother
Umm okay well even my nine year old sister knows how to spell filly and the gelding is broken?? I know they mean broke but still if you're going to put an ad up, wouldn't you do a little more research to make sure you know what you're talking about? I know I wouldn't want a "broken" horse, it gave me a good laugh though. People really make me wonder sometime...

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post #1216 of 7202 Old 07-27-2011, 04:58 PM
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Love how they changed "philly" to "phylli" for plural. LOL

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post #1217 of 7202 Old 07-27-2011, 06:17 PM
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registerd quarter horse - $2000 (dover,fl)

Date: 2011-07-27, 9:35AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
4 regitered quater horse ,1 gelding black 1 mare bay color and 2 phillys 1 is 3 years old 1 is 1 year old from the same mother and father they need a goooood home i wont sell if you dont have love for horses i cant take care because of my job, they need a goood home with a lot of love they dont kick or bite you can even ride a little baby on top of them or and ederly thats how good they are, i have paper work from QHA association i delivered the two phyllies myself you can feed them from your hands and be in the stables with them all day, even lay down next to them

(different ad, same horses) -

1 black gelding 5 years old 1 mare bay 6 years old 1 philly 3 years old and 1 year old philly bay color ....1 of the philly is black like father and the other is bay like the mother the gelding is broken likethe mare the two phylli hasent been broken but they are really good to be around you can feed them from your hands , them they have kids around, they dont kick or bite they are they been around with my family since day one i deliver them from their mother so they are use to see people and caress them im looking for a good house for them not anybody can have them i need references they never been abuse so i dont want them to get abuse they all are registerd with qha got papers and been fed really good i cant take care of them anymore like i use to i cant ride them either and i hate to see them in the pasture and the stables all day calling me to ride them and pay attention please if you can take good care of them then call if not dont bother
So they can't take care of them anymore, but wants a "gooood" home.. And can't even used 'd' or 'ed' when needed in a word. I don't understad how people can't use periods.. I know my thoughts aren't that jumbled up when thinking of what to type online. And what's 'qha'? It's AQHA..
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post #1218 of 7202 Old 07-28-2011, 09:03 AM
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I found one, I thought it was beyond hilarious:

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WANTED!!!! 2-3 year old kid safe horse. Must be over 16 hands tall!! Must jump at least 4ft, and run fast. Also must be pretty color. Will pay up to $500.
I mean seriously, most horses aren't even started under saddle until they are 3-4. Then you aren't supposed to jump them under saddle until something like 5 years old, Then you want a 16hh horse for a kid. and run fast, seriously? then "Pretty Color" got me to the point I was on the ground laughing, I mean you aren't going to find a horse like they described and even if you managed to it wouldn't be for sale for under $500.


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post #1219 of 7202 Old 07-28-2011, 10:16 AM
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I found one, I thought it was beyond hilarious:



I mean seriously, most horses aren't even started under saddle until they are 3-4. Then you aren't supposed to jump them under saddle until something like 5 years old, Then you want a 16hh horse for a kid. and run fast, seriously? then "Pretty Color" got me to the point I was on the ground laughing, I mean you aren't going to find a horse like they described and even if you managed to it wouldn't be for sale for under $500.
Bet this add was posted by a kid - my guess would be a 12 - 13 year old girl with dreams of riding in the next Olympics because she somehow learns to ride perfectly in just a few rides!

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post #1220 of 7202 Old 07-28-2011, 10:35 AM
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Bet this add was posted by a kid - my guess would be a 12 - 13 year old girl with dreams of riding in the next Olympics because she somehow learns to ride perfectly in just a few rides!
Oh I am sure, but seriously I mean seriously...... What kind of parent lets their kid post ads on CL???


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