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#1 ·
I couldn't find another thread like this, so I'm putting it here, cause I just had to share. I found this ad an craigslist this morning, and it left me scratching my head.
6-7 year old 1/4 horse for sale,
new horseshoes just replaced, well fed and taken care of,
must sell, tame on a ametaur rider, full horse not neuterd
must sell asap give me an offer

Um ya 1/4 horse, well whats the other 3/4 cow? Tame on amature rider hm I though we humans rode the horses not the other way around. Full horse not neutered, well then once gelded what is it, 1/4 horse. Just had to comment, made me laugh when I started reading it.
 
#527 ·
Here's one from me.

"Looking for a place to board 2 horses both are pregnat and would like to get them back to pa before they have there young i will not pay big money for this. these damn boarding places think they are top of the line around here and there not ****. we take care of our own horses feeding and cleaning up after them we are willing to pay some but being we do they work we are really just looking for a piece of land with maybe an out building or run through to keep them if you have such a place please get back to me with a price A.S.A.P THESE ARE OUR BABIES AND WE WANT THEM HOME WITH US!!!!!!!! "

Someone has some anger issues. By the way, self-board is from $50-175 a horse here, depending on the features.
 
#528 ·
Just saw this one on craigslist. love that site. great for laughs

"15 hand almost 2 yr old philly paint. brown and WHITE. HALTER BROKE. PRETTY GREEN. "FANCY" GOOD SENSE. This will be a big mare! "

bahahahahahahaha! I laughed out loud.
 
#531 ·
I laughed out loud at the last part of this ad...

2 horses for sale OR LEASE--$450

Last chance... last offering of these two lovely for sale or on farm lease (terms negotiable). Winter is buyers market
15.3 h mare 12 yrs old, grade $800 has been ridden english or western, nice pleasure mount, adv beginner or better rider, a little forward, definitely worth WAY more than what I am asking.
small horse/large pony 6 years, grade $450 Trail horse, I am too large to ride, but she is too nice a horse to let sit!
neither horse has papers/tattoos or points/winnings that I know of. Call ***-***-**** or reply tothis ad. for more info

ps... please don't flag this ad. it is legitimate

Yeah, I think you're trying to scam me of all my money. Asking $450 for a half decent grade horse. I didn't even suspect you until you told me not to!
 
#532 · (Edited)
Not too sure how you can really tell the color.....looks like an exotic spotted shavings horse to me! lol:lol:

Seriously? How about brushing it off?

Skittles - 9 mos. Blue Roan Mini Horse - $700 (Rush, NY)

Date: 2011-01-25, 7:54AM EST
Reply to: XXXXXXXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]





Located in Rush, NY. Very sweet and easy going with 1st series shots and coggins. Stands well for farrier and vet. Picture taken at end of Sept. 2010. Asking $700 will consider any reasonable offer.Breed: Miniature
Gender: Filly
Birth Date: Apr 16, 2010
 
#534 ·
I couldn't find another thread like this, so I'm putting it here, cause I just had to share. I found this ad an craigslist this morning, and it left me scratching my head.
6-7 year old 1/4 horse for sale,
new horseshoes just replaced, well fed and taken care of,
must sell, tame on a ametaur rider, full horse not neuterd
must sell asap give me an offer

Um ya 1/4 horse, well whats the other 3/4 cow? Tame on amature rider hm I though we humans rode the horses not the other way around. Full horse not neutered, well then once gelded what is it, 1/4 horse. Just had to comment, made me laugh when I started reading it.

LOL maybe, they meant Quarter Horse
 
#538 ·
quarter horse mare and quarter/welsh gelding available free to good home.
it says horses-free to good home (westminster md)

no picture... no phone number... no attached email address.... no information... yeah that just screams SCAMM!

cheyenne, horse for adoption(elkton)

cheyenne like the other is a great horse . great to catch great to grooom and to ride for all ages . for more info.please call xxx-xxx-xxxx.

thanks.

this says a whole lot. cheyenne, horse for adoption

need help cat/dog/horses feed(princeton)
In need of dog,cat and horse feed. Disabled due to back injury and head injury. Had animals before I got this bad. Just doing my best to feed them. If you can donate some food for them we appreciate it. If you wish to buy them food I would ask for Tractor Supply Cards. That way you know where the money really is going. There pics are here so you can see they are real. Thanks and God Bless.

sorry, why don't u just get rid of them and give them a good home!!!
Need Help Cat/Dog/Horse Feed
 
#539 ·
Beau, I can see why someone would want to keep their animals especially if they had a bad accident or something, and the animals mean the world to them. But I personally would think it would be better of the person keeps maybe the one or two dogs or cats that really mean the most, and then finds homes for the rest if he/she really can't care for them anymore, and has to rely on others helping out by getting feed for the animals. I love how the ad for Cheyenne states that she's great like the other. The posting has expired, but it makes me wonder what "other" are they comparing her to, and would you really want a horse that is great like the "other".
 
#540 ·
So many of these are funny, but this one is just sad. 11 years old and untreated lameness in two feet. I feel so sorry for the horse....

Free TB Gray Gelding, 11 yrs. 16.2h ()

Date: 2011-01-27, 7:44PM PST
Reply to:


Free to good home only. Beautiful 16.2h grey TB gelding about 11 years old. A real sweet heart. Jumps 3ft. goes on trails and has show miles. He needs someone to dote on him. He is very lame now with foot white line and a abcess in another foot. After he is treated and grows out, he'll be fine. Should take 3 to 6 months to grow out. I don't have time or money to care for him the way he needs. Want a loving, caring home for my boy. Would make good teen horse.
 
#544 ·
This ad should be titled, "I'll take your unwanted, beloved horses for free and sell them at a profit to slaughter houses.":

Wanted your horses

Date: 2011-01-08, 10:02AM CST

wanted your horses that nobody rides anymore. will pick up call pat XXX-XXX-XXXX thanks

  • Location: XXXXXXXXX
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 
#548 ·
Pair of carmellow geldings - $3500 (wallans, TN)


Two 15 hand china eyed carmellow geldings. One is a quarter horse and the other a passo. They are 10 and 12 years old. Both are gentle, anyone can ride them. The quarter horse has pulled a carriage. We hate to sell and they must go to a good home.

Pair of carmellow geldings


i never heard of a carmellow color before or a china eyed. my boyfriend said maybe they go vroom vroom with a mellow tone.
 
#551 ·
Nice horses

I have 2 broke horses and one not broke but getting there first one is a faded black chestnut gelding he is still a stud but is broke to ride very calm will not neck rein will walk with no problem is 16.5hh asking 550
next is a 13.5hh mustang broke to ride is 7 years old has strong hoofs asking 350 for her
the last horse is a 3year old red roan palomino QH horse great runner hasnt been broke to ride much but has been saddled, lead, haltered will listen to what ever you make her do very tamed horse will make a great horse for a rider asking 250 for her...
there is nothing wrong with the horses just that they are to much work to be taking care of them dont want them no more, if you take them all i will let them go for 750.....
call or txt
 
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