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post #171 of 7202 Old 10-13-2010, 06:23 PM
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Wanted Paint/flashy gelding or mare thats for kids! - $700 (Albion)

Date: 2010-10-10, 10:01PM EDT
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I am looking for my niece: she is a low confidence rider. she was in a horse accident and lost almost all her confidence. she needs a confidence building pony or horse must be paint or flashy! (grulla, socks, buckskin, dun, palomino ext) may consider all others as well. no pregnant ponies or horses please!

Must be atleast 13hhs tall.
Not taller than 15'3hhs tall.
Perfect size is 14hhs even.

Older then 3yrs old
Not older then 15yrs old.

Mare or gelding
no colts, no fillies, no stallions
Would prefer a mare to a gelding.
around the 700$ range, the cheaper the better.
must be SOUND, no arthritis! no bad hooves.
must not have any major health problems, no expensive problems.

must be for a little girl that has little to no confidence but does know how to ride. she wants another paint. would like to show in jumping later on.
no barrel ponies please! or speed horses.
needs to stand, to be quiet when rode and saddled.
will be rode on trails, arena, road, and parades and possibly jumped later on.
BIG PLUS if the pony or horse drives as well! we would love to try that!

would appreciate options to buy its saddle, bridle, and or Cart and harness. may be willing to pay 1,000$ for perfect pony with accessories.
would love a trial with pony/horse. (2 weeks) must provide FULL refund if horse/pony is not OK with little girl.

ANY BREED OR CROSS! papers not necessary but would love to have them!
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post #172 of 7202 Old 10-13-2010, 06:25 PM
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UMMMM, Isn't that a kid riding the horse???? And she has one vice, but won't say what it is.

Horse - $500

Date: 2010-10-10, 5:35PM EDT
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see her on You Tube - 5652 Mare
she is 13yrs, and 14.2 HH, walk, trots, and canter with leg pressure...rides with others really well,
she is not barn sour, (she will walk all the way home.)
she is healthy, no heaves, legs good, needs feet trimmed. she has one vice.
if interested email me for more info. We will not sell her for kids Horse..

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post #173 of 7202 Old 10-14-2010, 02:32 AM
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This one is for an older reining gelding that was good in his prime. Their asking price is $15,000.

"Linxs an amazing rainer

Linxs is an amazing 15yr old, AQHA, gilding. He stands at 15.2hh. He is verry well bread and has points in the AQHA for rainning and when he was five he won junior horse of the year for rainning. Linxs is verry responsive to the rains, your legs, and your voice. He will sliding stop, rolle back, back up as fast as you want him too, so dont let his age full you he still has it all. He has ben shown, rode on trails, rode on the road, and just rode around for fun, with no problems. He does verry well for the vet and ferrier. He is 100% sound and up to date an wormming, trimming, shoes and vet"

Guys. He will sliding stop.

Same people:

"Goldie is a 6yr. old, reg. AQHA, mare, ahe stands at 15.3hh. She has all the right color and she is bread 4 ways to IMPRESSIVE ! She has been out of training for 2 months and was trained for 60 days. She was started off slow and easy. She knows her possioning and gets down and turns verry well. She moves with you, she neck rains, and works off leg cues. She is verry calm but knows when it is time to fly. Anyone can handle this mare no matter what the experince level. She has only been on a few trails but has done awsome. She is a real money winner. She is 100% sound and up to date an wormming, trimming, shoes and vet. Horse will be at most shows, posted on our events page, so you can come see the horse in action."

I'm so busy, I don't know if I've found a rope... or lost my horse...
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post #174 of 7202 Old 10-14-2010, 07:18 AM
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She is an inbred offspring of the original HYPP horse?? Goodness.
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post #175 of 7202 Old 10-14-2010, 10:40 AM
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OMG!! I can't believe the people who want the perfect kid's horse not older than 15 years, for $700. Even trained to drive and, of course, in a flashy color. If there was a contest for sheer stupidity that one would win hands down.
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post #176 of 7202 Old 10-14-2010, 11:15 AM
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Pmsl @ the 'HYYP Impressive'......they must think that a HYYP is a desired trait in an AQH....you just have to giggle at some people....
Well i must say i have spent the last half an hour reading through the pages and my sides ache now from laughing....the stupidity of some people is astounding....typos i can live with as we are all guilty of the odd typo here and there, but there is making the odd typo and then there plain old retarded...
Thanks for the giggle guys...keep them coming..x
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post #177 of 7202 Old 10-15-2010, 05:45 PM
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Ok, its not a horse, but who would buy this? A fixer upper they say, the graffiti is free.


Date: 2010-10-15, 1:14PM PDT
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post #178 of 7202 Old 10-15-2010, 06:09 PM
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post #179 of 7202 Old 10-15-2010, 06:22 PM
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I love the one JennKzoo posted at the top; that's classic.

Sounds like she's writing a puchase requisition for the perfect horse; but only wants to spend $700 or less, full refund if the kid doesn't like it.

Bet she got lots of responses to that one.
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post #180 of 7202 Old 10-15-2010, 06:46 PM
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Love the trailer.

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