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post #201 of 7202 Old 10-18-2010, 05:16 PM
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Somebody must have picked him up hahahaha
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post #202 of 7202 Old 10-18-2010, 08:58 PM
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I have heard of mares laying down for little stallions lol

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post #203 of 7202 Old 10-19-2010, 08:39 AM
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I have heard of mares laying down for little stallions lol
If I remember correctly, that is what the owners assumed happened - that or the mare stood in a low spot and the stallion stood in a high spot. They had allowed them to run together because they thought it would be impossible.....goes to show.....nothing is impossible, where there's a will and all.

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post #204 of 7202 Old 10-19-2010, 04:33 PM
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or when nature calls....

"And somewhere in the northwoods darkness a creature walks upright. And the best advice you may ever get is: Don't go out at night..."
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post #205 of 7202 Old 10-19-2010, 05:49 PM
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3 horses for sale- 2 kid broke, 1 halflinger, 1 sorrow registered, & 1 bay cattle horse. call gerry at xxx-xxx-xxx
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LOL. 1 sorrow registered.

I have a 9 year old solid paint mare that I am selling, she is a very sweet mare, has a beautifule walk,trot, and canter, she is 16 hands tall so she is a big girl. She loves people and will get attached. she is parelli traind and has very good ground manners. She is not a kids hores, and I would like an experinced rider only she can get alittle pushy sometimes. She needs alittle work and a calm and patient owner, she is a spirited hores, we are working on loading and if that is not something you want to work on I will hold her untill she loades very nicely for you. She would make a great dressage hores or just a plesure horse, she will come with her winter blanket and her briddle I just got her a new bit so that will go with her as well, along with all of her brushes and care kit. The only reason I am selling her is because I have a bad back and it's getting hard for me to ride, I also don't have the time I need to get her where I want her to be anymore, I would consider lowering the price for the right person or taking payments but I just want to make sure she goes to a really good home. if you have any questions Please email me or give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxend_of_the_skype_highlighting My name is Kelci and i would be happy to tell you more about her.

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xD "Not a kids hores." Someone needs to learn to spell "horse".

Other than those I actually ran across a lot of nice, registered horses going for next to nothing. Sad state our horse market is in.

Oh, and I ran across an ad where someone is trying to stud out their elephant. Yes, elephant. And they'll have a baby elephant for sale in the future cause their female is pregnant.
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post #206 of 7202 Old 10-20-2010, 12:32 PM
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This one is not the dumb at all and I really like this horse, just not sure how far he is from me and the whole head thing, but... Anyway, the video was funny, watch the whole thing. I thought it was kind of cute and I must say they really tried and did a good job.

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Ok folks,GREAT!! GREAT!!#1 This horse is great! for beginners , he is sweet and attentive and caring , a lot of non experienced people have been on him , he is all shots up, he baths, loads and trims, he has no bad habits in field or barn , he is more afraid of you , he is nice to have in anyones barn, he would make a nice lesson horse because of his hieght, he goes english or western , come try him out , he will not be sold for less than 800 , you can borad him here in winter for 175, in summer 125 , He will make a nice family horse 800 already broke and trained people and great on trails, little girl is riding him with just halter and leads and never rode before , see how ell he does, he does test her by saying please give me more lead he likes his head down Cross Creek tells no lies. ,you can get saddle outfit for 350. like new with bridle breast collar and pad all matching , with ostrich seat, it is a lite wieght saddle for trails
GENERAL is For Sale Location waterloo, Indiana BirthdateMarch 1996 BreedArabian Gender Gelding ColorGrey Height15.2 hands Asking Price$800 (US)Weight900 poundsRegisteredEYGPTIAN ARABIANDisciplinesYouth; Western Riding; Trail Horse; Playday; Lesson Horse; English Pleasure; 4-H;

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post #207 of 7202 Old 10-20-2010, 01:54 PM
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^ Hahaha, that video is hilarious.
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post #208 of 7202 Old 10-24-2010, 08:28 AM
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Not a "Dumb" ad . He's a little different

Eeyore is up for a free lease. He is a 6yo Arabian Stockhorse gelding and is 14.2hh. He is a great little trail/endurance horse or would suit sporting/PC. He is of narrow build and so needs a rider that suits him. Can be left for months then trailer him to a mountain and go for a long trail ride with no dramas from him. He can go all day so trail, endurance or even mustering would ideally suit him. He is a sensitive horse and, due to his lop-sided ears, has been mistreated in the past. He has his little quirks but it great for the most part. He is best suited to an intermediate rider and I would still classify him as green due to him only ever being used for trail riding. Perfect around cars, trucks, quads, dogs, bikes, etc. Loves to lead and will happily walk past anything that other horses are throwing a fit over. Free lease off property with contract or can organise a paid lease if he stays on site. Contact xxxxxx xxxxxxx

I do feel a bit sorry for him
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post #209 of 7202 Old 10-24-2010, 08:55 AM
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^^ that horse is cute in its own way
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post #210 of 7202 Old 10-24-2010, 09:52 AM
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Awww! I want him!

Here is one:
2 Sour horses - 1 a younger mare, can't leave momma - the other is a wrinkled old Mare that meddles with the other horses so much she's has to leave - free if you want em. Named cherry and adhdigail the whole horse community knows about these nags and laughs at me about them...they would munch your grass to excess all day though. Also have a coupla eunuch geldings that tag along with em.

How does he know their sour?
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