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post #2101 of 7202 Old 12-29-2011, 01:29 PM
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They had to work HARD to get the spelling as bad as they did - does anyone spell this badly?

1-VERY BEUTIFUL OVERO PAINT GELDEN,DARK RED SORROW AND WHITE,4-5YRS OLD$400,1-DARK BROWN BAY GELDEN 2-3YRS OLD$200,1-PRETTY,BUCKSKIN AND WHITE,MARE,6-7YRS,$300,BY EACH OR ALL$750.THESE HORSES ARE IN GOOD SHAPE,NOT STCKLY,BEIMG-RUN ON PASTURE,FEAD FEED,AND HAY,ARE OF A FREINLY TYPE,CAN PET THEM,WILL COME TO YOU,CAN BE DEEP IN THE PASTURE AND IF THEY CAN HEAR YOU WISALE,WILL COME TO YOU,LOVES ATCHION,LIKE BIG PETS,BUT HAVE BEEN RUNNING ON PASTURE FOR SOME TIME, WILL NEED RETRAINED OR BROKE,WILL MAKE NICE HORSES,TO SOME ONE WHO KNOWS AND LOVES THEM,

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post #2102 of 7202 Old 12-31-2011, 07:17 PM
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Why in the world would you sell a jack without Papers??
Gorgeous Mini Jack Foal
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post #2103 of 7202 Old 12-31-2011, 10:12 PM
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Let's play a game called 'Find the Signs of Ignorance' using this Craigslist wonder....


I have 5 thoroughbreds I am in need to sell to make room and help with finances very quickly! I am very attached to some so only want people who are loving and compassionate to their animals.

1. Black bay 16 hand, 2 year old filly.. Top of the line bloodline.. Beautiful. Was at track this year. Recovering from floater chip in knee.. No swell or limp, flashy and show off prances on her walks... should recover good enough for riding in a couple months time, i ride her around the backyard lightly now as is. Very pretty, very smart, and very loving. Storm cat/Secretariat, and more on papers! Could race possibly if heals good enough or receives surgery, otherwise ride, or make broodmare! She cost $30,000 a year ago and was meant to be a stakes horse! Contact for more info.... 2,000 obo

2. Bay 4 year old registered filly who just raced.. Built like a greyhound.. Elegant.. Sweet.. Will make an excellent jumper, has jumped her 4.5 foot pen just at a stand still just to race other horse in the yard today (because of this she got a minor scratch on inside of her leg... only hair missing, no blood), she also is missing a medium sized piece from top of left ear as her mother stepped on her as a baby... this does not effect her at all, she is still a perfect Grand Prix horse for someone... will excel great in some sort of english riding. 450 dollars contact for more info. Will be sent to hunter jumper trainer if not sold by mid january.

3. 8 year old registered, dark bay gelding, 17 hands, has not raced in a year, stout, fuzzy winter coat, long mane, very responsive head... could do great in games or dressage as he moves like a fancy arab and is a very proud horse.. 350 dollars

4. Palomino PUREBRED thoroughbred stallion, 8 years old, son of El Dorado (cremello thoroughbred). Very rare.. 18 hands or just shy of it. Broke, but not specialized in anything yet. Calm and easy to handle, not studdish or violent.. Will be sent to dressage trainer in mid january if not bought. 3,000 obo. Never raced. Have jockey club application, but not registered with them yet, he is in other registries... and eligible for many other registries. Use as stud, dressage, or geld and have a pretty casual rider for you and your family!

5. Mustang gelding... Sorrel... Dead broke.... Is pony horse at track. 14.5 hands. 400 dollars.

ALL OF THESE HORSES BATHE, TRIM, CLIP, PICK, GROOM, STAND, TIE, LOAD, and RIDE.

I'll start: Recovering from floater chip in knee, i ride her around the backyard lightly now as is, 2 year old filly, Could race possibly if heals good enough or receives surgery, otherwise ride, or make broodmare!

Yay! Force her to race again ORRRRRRR... breed her as a 2 year old. The choice is yours folks!

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post #2104 of 7202 Old 01-01-2012, 02:09 AM
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"Horse with awesome papers

Hello I'm selling my horse for info call"



Apparently horses with awesome papers tend to be swaybacked. Learn something new every day.
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post #2105 of 7202 Old 01-02-2012, 04:21 PM
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I thought this was funny.
looking for a nice stud

I am looking for a decent stud to breed my mares to. If you have a stud who doesnt have foals on the ground and you wanna see what he throws let me know. I have a sorrel mare and the other is a bay. Ema me with what you have. Both foals wil have a forever home with me. The foals will be shown also.
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post #2106 of 7202 Old 01-02-2012, 07:20 PM
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Agreed, @myhorsesonador... and OMG why oh WHY is she riding that horse with the saddle so far forward!?!? It looks ridiculous, and unless the horse is moving backward, why is she cranking on the poor thing's mouth like that? Cute horse; I'd never pay $5000 for something that is so poorly ridden as an example of what it can do... I'm thinking there are some weird habits one would have to overcome
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post #2107 of 7202 Old 01-02-2012, 07:56 PM
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OMG this ad just went up on CL and had to share

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3 yr old mare aqha - $1300

***** is an outstanding bred filly with great confirmation. She will have the ability to go any direction and a quiet disposition to boot. She has all ground work done and i have been on her 3 or 4 times. She has not offered to buck at all.
She is cow bred and will make a great broodmare when your done with her.

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At first I thought she was standing on a slope, but when you look at her feet she's not. Great Conformation? They can't even SPELL conformation so how would they know what it is. Ability to go any direction? Make a Great Broodmare?? That poor thing is so downhill that even if she were going uphill, she'd still be downhill and they want WHAT for her??? I got Cinny for less than HALF of that price.

Am I just not seeing her correctly or something?
I think the people out here are CRAZY sometimes with their ads.
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post #2108 of 7202 Old 01-02-2012, 08:33 PM
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And "She knows what bobware is" lol

Something I see a lot in ads is that they are up to date on ferrier work, drives be crazy when people write ferrier instead of farrier!
Perhaps he/she meant "barbed wire"? Just a guess... but WHY should a horse know what that is, given that NO horse should ever be kept within a mile of that stuff?!?!?
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post #2109 of 7202 Old 01-02-2012, 08:39 PM
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Perhaps he/she meant "barbed wire"? Just a guess... but WHY should a horse know what that is, given that NO horse should ever be kept within a mile of that stuff?!?!?
That seems to be the standard in the area I live in. When we hired some guys to come put up a fence they asked what we were fencing. We said horses and their response was, "So we're doing barbed wire then?" :roll:
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post #2110 of 7202 Old 01-04-2012, 09:15 PM
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Grayce is a beautiful double impressive bred mare. I do not have papers for her. She has flawless confirmation, but a sassy attitude. She was ridden this year by a12 year old, but would not advise a beginner ridder, as she is a tester. She was started on cows two winters ago, and very much likes them. I just don't have time to finish her. Would make an excellent team penner our sorter. Good reining prospect, as she is very sensitive. Not good with small children. loves baths and being pampered. $1500

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