Dumbest Horse For Sale Ads - Page 225 - The Horse Forum
 3918Likes
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #2241 of 7202 Old 01-25-2012, 09:15 PM
Showing
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Chino Valley, AZ
Posts: 16,205
• Horses: 1
Quote:
Originally Posted by demonwolfmoon View Post
He is green broke and still needs work. I have been working with him. I have not rode him yet. He walks through the mud with no problem.
Okay, so these four sentences made me go "Wait...what?" I get the first and second one, but the third one has me scratching my head. He's green broke and you've been working with him...but you haven't ridden him yet? So how is he green broke? Is someone else riding him? What, exactly, is your definition of "green broke"? And that last sentence...I don't even want to know how you know he walks through mud with no problems. Makes it sound like that's all he is ever in. *sigh*

*And by "you," I mean the person putting the ad on CL, not you, demonwolfmoon.
smrobs likes this.

http://i42.tinypic.com/140y8lj.png
Do not tell me I can't...because I will show you that I can.
DraftyAiresMum is offline  
post #2242 of 7202 Old 01-25-2012, 09:17 PM
Yearling
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Desert from Hell, CA.
Posts: 1,399
• Horses: 5
Quote:
Originally Posted by DraftyAiresMum View Post

*And by "you," I mean the person putting the ad on CL, not you, demonwolfmoon.
lol, I know, it's totally alright. =)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jareth, the Goblin King
I move the stars for no one.
RIP Pumpkin: 2012-8/26/13
demonwolfmoon is offline  
post #2243 of 7202 Old 01-25-2012, 09:26 PM
Green Broke
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 3,918
• Horses: 2
Quote:
2005 stud - $2000 (Northern)

Date: 2012-01-25, 9:36AM MST
Reply to: XXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
I have a very gental AQHA red roan stud for sale, he is a virgin. Please contact with any info. Willing to take trades or cash !!!!!! I just dint have work for him! PICTURES AVAILABLE


Guess she didn't have any random mares to breed him to!
smrobs and amp23 like this.
Delfina is offline  
post #2244 of 7202 Old 01-25-2012, 10:37 PM
Showing
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 22,320
• Horses: 0
Drafty, that is the exact question that popped into my mind. How is he green broke if he's not been ridden ?

Not exactly a horse but......

Quote:
40 inch wide large one horse trailer with a full bar top ready for canvas, new floor, rubber mat, new michelin tires spoke wheels, new rustolium paint, swing gate, saddle compartment inside front of trailer, pulls great. ********** for more info asking $700 OBO Today is your lucky day, I am looking for the best CASH offer today! NO REASONABLE OFFER WILL BE TURNED DOWN. IF YOU NEED A GOOD ONE HORSE TRAILER DON'T MISS OUT BUY IT TODAY. REAL GOOD SIZE TO SAVE FUEL WHEN DAY WORKING OR CHECKING PASTURE CATTLE. PULLS GREAT, FITS A SADDLED HORSE PERFECTLY.
Yep, that's just what I want, a trailer that will allow my horse to have both eyes put out by flying debris while going down the road. PLUS, I would love to spend $700 for a death trap!!!!


Woot, just what I always wanted! Spend $800 on a retired barrel horse that is unsound for riding...and isn't even registered .

Quote:
This is an 11 year old gelding. He was used outside for every aspect of ranch work till he was 8 years old. Then he was brought in and patterned on the barrels. He was a free runner and is very easy to get along with. He suffered a career ending injury in September. He can be ridden lightly, just not hauled and competed on. He has a very cool personallity. He gets along with other horses really good. He has never been by his self so I don't think he would do good alone. He would be great as a pasture buddy for colts or for a retired horse. You may could take him and get a second option on him and find he just may need to be turned out for a year. I am selling him as a grade horse and NOT guaranteed sound. If you would like more information on him feel free to ask. A good home a must. Call **********. If you eamil I don't promise to get you an answer as some emails don't get to my inbox. I am not looking for any trades.
Or, even better, a standard bred filly......as opposed to what, an unusual bred filly??

Quote:
1 1/2 yr old standard bred paint filly ($100.00).
smrobs is offline  
post #2245 of 7202 Old 01-25-2012, 10:47 PM
Yearling
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Desert from Hell, CA.
Posts: 1,399
• Horses: 5
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delfina View Post
Quote:
2005 stud - $2000 (Northern)

Date: 2012-01-25, 9:36AM MST
Reply to: XXX [Errors when replying to ads?]
I have a very gental AQHA red roan stud for sale, he is a virgin. Please contact with any info. Willing to take trades or cash !!!!!! I just dint have work for him! PICTURES AVAILABLE


Read more: https://www.horseforum.com/horse-talk...X5DSqiI:shock:

Guess she didn't have any random mares to breed him to!
I lol'ed...quite a bit actually. xD

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jareth, the Goblin King
I move the stars for no one.
RIP Pumpkin: 2012-8/26/13
demonwolfmoon is offline  
post #2246 of 7202 Old 01-25-2012, 10:48 PM
Yearling
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: South Dakota
Posts: 1,405
• Horses: 1
I can see someone reading this and going "That's my ad!" xD
Ray MacDonald and GypsyRose like this.

The hills were bathed in moonlight, the shadows not so stark;
Silver light reflected off his brown hide as he held me in the dark
I love you, Mudpie!
mudpie is offline  
post #2247 of 7202 Old 01-25-2012, 10:49 PM
Yearling
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: South Dakota
Posts: 1,405
• Horses: 1
Quote:
Originally Posted by smrobs View Post
Or, even better, a standard bred filly......as opposed to what, an unusual bred filly??
A standardbred is a breed of horse, lovie(:

The hills were bathed in moonlight, the shadows not so stark;
Silver light reflected off his brown hide as he held me in the dark
I love you, Mudpie!
mudpie is offline  
post #2248 of 7202 Old 01-25-2012, 10:53 PM
Green Broke
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: nowhere special moving soon :)
Posts: 3,472
• Horses: 2
@smrobs... ooh I found my new trailer... I want it.. gotta love a deathtrap.. who needs safety for my horse.. its aerodynamic.. so it wont make your gas milage suffer...
DraftyAiresMum likes this.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
gingerscout is offline  
post #2249 of 7202 Old 01-25-2012, 10:55 PM
Showing
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Chino Valley, AZ
Posts: 16,205
• Horses: 1
Quote:
Originally Posted by mudpie View Post
A standardbred is a breed of horse, lovie(:
Yes, but it's all one word when it's the breed of horse. This is separated into two distinctly individual words, which changes the meaning. Also, by saying "standard bred paint," they are implying that the filly is actually a paint (as in APHA), not a standardbred (since paints can't be outcrossed to anything other than QHs and TBs and still be considered a paint...any other outcrossing than QHs or TBs are considered pintos), which further changes the meaning of "standard bred."
smrobs likes this.

http://i42.tinypic.com/140y8lj.png
Do not tell me I can't...because I will show you that I can.
DraftyAiresMum is offline  
post #2250 of 7202 Old 01-25-2012, 10:57 PM
Yearling
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: South Dakota
Posts: 1,405
• Horses: 1
Quote:
Originally Posted by DraftyAiresMum View Post
Yes, but it's all one word when it's the breed of horse. This is separated into two distinctly individual words, which changes the meaning. Also, by saying "standard bred paint," they are implying that the filly is actually a paint (as in APHA), not a standardbred (since paints can't be outcrossed to anything other than QHs and TBs and still be considered a paint...any other outcrossing than QHs or TBs are considered pintos), which further changes the meaning of "standard bred."
D'oh! Missed that(: haha

The hills were bathed in moonlight, the shadows not so stark;
Silver light reflected off his brown hide as he held me in the dark
I love you, Mudpie!
mudpie is offline  
Closed Thread

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the The Horse Forum forums, you must first register.

Already have a Horse Forum account?
Members are allowed only one account per person at the Horse Forum, so if you've made an account here in the past you'll need to continue using that account. Please do not create a new account or you may lose access to the Horse Forum. If you need help recovering your existing account, please Contact Us. We'll be glad to help!

New to the Horse Forum?
Please choose a username you will be satisfied with using for the duration of your membership at the Horse Forum. We do not change members' usernames upon request because that would make it difficult for everyone to keep track of who is who on the forum. For that reason, please do not incorporate your horse's name into your username so that you are not stuck with a username related to a horse you may no longer have some day, or use any other username you may no longer identify with or care for in the future.



User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Old Thread Warning
This thread is more than 90 days old. When a thread is this old, it is often better to start a new thread rather than post to it. However, If you feel you have something of value to add to this particular thread, you can do so by checking the box below before submitting your post.

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Probly the dumbest riding style! horse_luver4e Horse Breeds 133 04-09-2013 05:48 PM
This MUST be the dumbest bideo out there Spyder Horse Videos 69 05-06-2011 03:00 PM
1991 2 horse BP horse trailer for sale Strait Load babalina Tack and Equipment Classifieds 0 02-27-2010 08:27 PM
Dumbest horse idea Kentucky Horse Breeding 5 03-09-2009 02:10 PM

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome