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post #2481 of 7202 Old 02-11-2012, 07:17 PM
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So funny, my sister called me to tell me about an ad she'd seen that said "2 free horses need good homes, both are brown, one has a white stripe on his face."

hmmmm.... My sister is NOT a horse person and didn't understand why I said the woman knows nothing about horses.
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post #2482 of 7202 Old 02-11-2012, 08:22 PM
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not for sale but stud...that is the worst photoshop of a horse ive seen in awhile...poor guy has no hooves haha
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The way I feel about people who advertise their stud on Craigslist is the same way I feel about the people who sell their purebred, registered puppies on Craigslist. If you have to advertise on Craigslist, you probably shouldn't be breeding.

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post #2483 of 7202 Old 02-12-2012, 09:39 PM
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sooo you got her bred....but you dont have room for her so now you are selling her and it looks like she is tied to a high wire for camping trips...... god I want to hit people sometimes..
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post #2484 of 7202 Old 02-12-2012, 10:37 PM
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FREE DONKEYS

I have two Donkey that needs a good home. I acquired these donkeys from some people that was moving out of the country. These Donkeys have worn out their welcome. I can deliver these Donkeys.

*giggles* I just found this funny. Sounds like someone has some naughty donkeys!

5yr old grey mare Massively Huge

5yr old grey mare Massively Huge - $500

this one just has a funny title. Massively huge...I expected an obese pony.

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post #2485 of 7202 Old 02-12-2012, 10:44 PM
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not for sale but stud...that is the worst photoshop of a horse ive seen in awhile...poor guy has no hooves haha
Massive Palomino ***video***

Here is an ad from the same people...another stallion with no hooves!
They have their own herd/breeding line of RARE hoof less horses

Are you looking for LOTS of Color? Video!
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post #2486 of 7202 Old 02-13-2012, 12:13 AM
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FREE DONKEYS

I have two Donkey that needs a good home. I acquired these donkeys from some people that was moving out of the country. These Donkeys have worn out their welcome. I can deliver these Donkeys.

*giggles* I just found this funny. Sounds like someone has some naughty donkeys!

5yr old grey mare Massively Huge

5yr old grey mare Massively Huge - $500

this one just has a funny title. Massively huge...I expected an obese pony.

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Some ads really need pictures to prove their claims. Really wanting to see a picture of the "massively huge" mare. Is she really as wide as she is tall?!? rofl
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post #2487 of 7202 Old 02-13-2012, 12:17 AM
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5yr old grey mare Massively Huge

5yr old grey mare Massively Huge - $500

this one just has a funny title. Massively huge...I expected an obese pony.

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If they're idea of a "massively huge" horse is 14.3-15hh, I'd hate for them to see some of the real monsters we have on this forum (the 16hh+ draft crosses or pure drafts).

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post #2488 of 7202 Old 02-13-2012, 12:36 AM
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I think the massively huge is in reference to her weight not her height. I'm guessing a foundered pony!
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post #2489 of 7202 Old 02-13-2012, 06:20 AM
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Sad thing about the massively huge horse is they say she is a roping prospect? ummm now without a very carefully controlled diet. The thing that scares me with horses is if you don't take the weight of the right way and slowly you can shut down their kidneys! (or is it liver I forget blonde thing) but I do know that too rapid weight loss is very very bad for horses. Hope their new owner knows what they are doing! Oh and I wonder if they will deliver the donkeys to Wisconsin?!?! I own a Donkey now that had worn out his welcome at previous home also, and within a week I was ready to move him on too! But with patience and donkey proofing the pastures, he is now a very welcome addition to our family! (but you have to keep and eye on him cause a gate slid shut but not latched is an invitation for a quick romp in the yard!)

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post #2490 of 7202 Old 02-13-2012, 10:16 AM
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no seriously. She's massively huge.


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