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post #2811 of 7202 Old 03-09-2012, 05:25 PM
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LOL I LOVE this thread!! here's a good one that I just found!
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Rawl - Gypsy Vanner Horse Buckskin Filly

Price: $1,000
Breed: Gypsy Vanner
Gender: Filly
Color: Buckskin
Markings: jumping
Foal Date: 2/5/1998
Height: 13.2 (hh)
Weight: 67
Temperament: 2 (1=Calm, 10=Hot)
Disciplines: N/A
Attributes: All-Around Champion
Registration: N/A
Coggin Tested: Yes - Expiration Date: 1/1/1900
Sire: N/A
Dam: N/A
Contact: Contact Via Email
Number: N/A
Website: N/A
Location: XXXXXXX, XX

Description: Do you want a stallion to be part of your family ? A stallion that all the family can have fun with one all the family can ride safe to put your children on bareback can be climbed on by beginner from a bucket in the field take out for the day with the family loads himself onto a trailer comes into the house has been known to produce more filly foals than colts. this is the best horses one can ever find. if interested mail back as soon as possible.
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Since when is a filly a stallion?? I didn't know that jumping was a marking! ...and buckskin? Really? ...not to mention that the poor horse is only 67 pounds... Nice expiration date on the coggins test, too! No comment on the description
wow! I thought the ad I seen for a stallion that was recently gelded was bad.
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post #2812 of 7202 Old 03-09-2012, 05:29 PM
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I've seen that horse advertised many times. Scammers are ignorant apparently.
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post #2813 of 7202 Old 03-09-2012, 05:30 PM
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^^^These scammers don't even try to put up a decent ad. But it has to make you wonder about the people who fall for these ads.
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post #2814 of 7202 Old 03-09-2012, 06:36 PM
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Markings: jumping ???? What does this mean?
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post #2815 of 7202 Old 03-09-2012, 07:22 PM
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Mini

Another head scratcher from Craigslist. Title just said "mini"

mini gelding - $100
he is 10 years old,
32 inches,
This is not a pony for children, he does ride but needs work, could be a good cart or kids pony with work.


Let me point something out.
This is not a pony for children, he does ride but needs work (who could ride him except a child?) , could be a good cart or kids pony with work (wait... I thought this wasn't a pony for children? which is it??).

Impressive Wild Angel- Ginger Happy Go Lucky- Duncan Little Boy Blue- MellowSweetwaters Eqyptian King- Sam
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post #2816 of 7202 Old 03-10-2012, 08:26 PM
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wanted stallion free for this spring - $1 (auburn)

Date: 2012-03-10, 4:45PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
am looking for a arabian,morgan,saddlebred,andalusian,friesian,warm blood,dale,welsh cob,hackney,cleveland,draft?,lusitano,alter real,indian bred,quarter horse?,paso?,hunter.cob,hack,
almost eny thing just i would like to see pics and more of the stallion just email me pics my mare is a arabian and i have a 13years old daughter whos dream is for her horse to have a baby i do not want to pay because its hard enough paying for the hay and grain my pikky horse will eat my mare is 6 almost 7 years old and shes almost 15.1 shes a pure bred spanish arabian by E.S Numero Uno please email me if you have i stallion i would like to brred to but i do not have a trailier and i live in auburn on 304th street i do not want a agressive stallion and this stallion must have aleast one foal on the ground a healthy one i do not want eny stallion messing up my mare

(From CL)

Yeah, um, ok.
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post #2817 of 7202 Old 03-10-2012, 09:02 PM
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WOW!!!! REALLY? So you want me to bring my well bred non aggressive stallion to you to breed to your mare for free? And you don't want your precious mare to get anything from my stallion? And what guarantees are you going to give me on your mares breeding health, and what if she kicks my stallion?

I mean really, if you can't afford the cost of hay to feed your picky eater, what makes you think you can afford to feed 2 picky eaters! Sounds to me like someone is just trying to shut up their spoiled freaking rotten kid!
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post #2818 of 7202 Old 03-10-2012, 09:15 PM
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wanted stallion free for this spring - $1 (auburn)

Date: 2012-03-10, 4:45PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
am looking for a arabian,morgan,saddlebred,andalusian,friesian,warm blood,dale,welsh cob,hackney,cleveland,draft?,lusitano,alter real,indian bred,quarter horse?,paso?,hunter.cob,hack,
almost eny thing just i would like to see pics and more of the stallion just email me pics my mare is a arabian and i have a 13years old daughter whos dream is for her horse to have a baby i do not want to pay because its hard enough paying for the hay and grain my pikky horse will eat my mare is 6 almost 7 years old and shes almost 15.1 shes a pure bred spanish arabian by E.S Numero Uno please email me if you have i stallion i would like to brred to but i do not have a trailier and i live in auburn on 304th street i do not want a agressive stallion and this stallion must have aleast one foal on the ground a healthy one i do not want eny stallion messing up my mare

(From CL)

Yeah, um, ok.

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post #2819 of 7202 Old 03-10-2012, 09:47 PM
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wanted stallion free for this spring - $1 (auburn)

Date: 2012-03-10, 4:45PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
am looking for a arabian,morgan,saddlebred,andalusian,friesian,warm blood,dale,welsh cob,hackney,cleveland,draft?,lusitano,alter real,indian bred,quarter horse?,paso?,hunter.cob,hack,
almost eny thing just i would like to see pics and more of the stallion just email me pics my mare is a arabian and i have a 13years old daughter whos dream is for her horse to have a baby i do not want to pay because its hard enough paying for the hay and grain my pikky horse will eat my mare is 6 almost 7 years old and shes almost 15.1 shes a pure bred spanish arabian by E.S Numero Uno please email me if you have i stallion i would like to brred to but i do not have a trailier and i live in auburn on 304th street i do not want a agressive stallion and this stallion must have aleast one foal on the ground a healthy one i do not want eny stallion messing up my mare

(From CL)

Yeah, um, ok.
A concerned CL reader wrote a reply to this ad:

RE: wanted free stallion for spring

Date: 2012-03-10, 6:02PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
So let me get this straight... you can barely afford the one you have, so the most logical thing you could think of was to breed her to create another one you can't afford to feed? And you have the crazy *** expectation that anyone with one of the breeds you mentioned would be stupid/desperate enough to breed their stallion to your mare... for free? And so far as your ad goes, you are not worried about how you are going to not only feed a pregnant mare, let alone pay for all the vet costs to maintain a pregnant mare, and god forbid something happen during the pregnancy or birth... you are more concerned with how you "do not want eny stallion messing up my mare". And for the record lady (I'm being generous with the term 'lady' here) responsible stallion owners are more concerned with what your run of the mill dime a dozen backyard playground of a mare will do to their stallion (or give to their stallion) than you need to be concerned with their stallion messing up your mare. I'm sure your child, under your wonderful guidance, will experience childbirth on her own accord in a few years
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I'm still mulling over the audacity of someone who not only wants a free stallion service, but expects the owner of the stallion to trailer said stallion to the writer's mare, AND expects photos of the stallion AND wants to make sure that the stallion's already produced at least one live foal.

Yeah, um, ok.
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post #2820 of 7202 Old 03-10-2012, 09:52 PM
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Not horse but a FLYING cow!


wtb baby calfs 2012-03-10, 9:30PM EST

I am looking for a few baby hefer calfs or just winged calfs send me a few pics of what you have thanks 502-301-9426
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