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post #2841 of 7202 Old 03-12-2012, 11:01 AM
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ANYONE WANT TO BUY A ZEBRA?!


Zebra male - $4000 (Fairfield Tx)

Date: 2012-03-11, 10:20PM CDT
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This is a legal animal sale. For sale is a 4 1/2 year old male zebra named Zuess. He is very calm and will come up to you when you bring him treats. He will not eat out of your hand, but I think that he would if you worked with him regularly. He comes with his best friend a minature male donkey if you want him. If interested call 903 390 8949
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post #2842 of 7202 Old 03-12-2012, 11:06 AM
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For Sale: A Registered American Quarter Horse & American Paint Horse - $800 ((Caddo Mills))

Date: 2012-03-11, 7:35PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected]ale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



We have For Sale:
1 Male Gilding Quarter Horse
He was born June 2, 2004 is about 15-17 hands high. He is NOT broke yet. He will take a Bridal & bit also will allow a Saddle to be placed on his back. He has Never been ridden. We have his Papers
Also for Sale:
1 Female Paint
She was born March 1st, 2006 She is about 14-16 hands high. She is NOT broke yet. She will take a Bridal & bit also will allow a Saddle to be placed on his back. She has Never been ridden. We have her Papers
We are asking $800.00 for both or best offer.
Please Call for more info or to set a time to come look at them. They are Pickup ONLY and are in the Caddo Mills, TX area.
Call: 469-853-4258 as for Brian Jones

These Gildings seem to be showing up all over the place!
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post #2843 of 7202 Old 03-12-2012, 12:08 PM
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Oh oh!! I wanna buy a zebra!!
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post #2844 of 7202 Old 03-12-2012, 03:49 PM
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Bud
XXXXXX, XXXXX
Breed: Quarter Horse Sex: Gelding
Color: Bay Birth Date: Jan 1, 2010
Height: 14.1 hh Weight: 0.0 lbs
Registry: N/A Reg. #: N/A
Markings: none
Temperament:

3 / 10

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His 2nd birthday was Jan. 1
Bay colored 2 year old gelding who has Hancock bloodlines & all dark hooves.

BUT NO, he is not registered. And there is not a way of getting him papered.

YES! he is already a gelding! He has a very recent negative Coggins Test - a $30 value & good for a year!

This guy is built like a bulldog. He is already widechested and has great hip muscles. No he is not broke to ride, ... but has recently wore a sircingle & has had a saddle on a couple of times last year.

"Bud" is halter broke to lead and really a sweet heart. Walks up to you in the pen and pasture and can be your best friend!!

Does NOT have any bad habits - just ready for a new family! Or I will trade for a pony about 12.5 HH - doesn't have to be broke.

Call XXX-XXX-XXXX. Leave your number if I don't answer because we don't have caller i.d.!

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LOL I have no comment for that. The horse sure does have a wide chest!
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post #2845 of 7202 Old 03-12-2012, 10:55 PM
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For Sale: A Registered American Quarter Horse & American Paint Horse - $800 ((Caddo Mills))

Date: 2012-03-11, 7:35PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]



We have For Sale:
1 Male Gilding Quarter Horse
He was born June 2, 2004 is about 15-17 hands high. He is NOT broke yet. He will take a Bridal & bit also will allow a Saddle to be placed on his back. He has Never been ridden. We have his Papers
Also for Sale:
1 Female Paint
She was born March 1st, 2006 She is about 14-16 hands high. She is NOT broke yet. She will take a Bridal & bit also will allow a Saddle to be placed on his back. She has Never been ridden. We have her Papers
We are asking $800.00 for both or best offer.
Please Call for more info or to set a time to come look at them. They are Pickup ONLY and are in the Caddo Mills, TX area.
Call: 469-853-4258 as for Brian Jones

These Gildings seem to be showing up all over the place!
Wow...that's quite a height range on those horses!

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Okay, so this one made me laugh.

First of all, he's AQHA (which, if I'm not mistaken, refers to the American Quarter Horse Association...meaning a breed registry)...but he's grade. Pick one. He can't be both!

Secondly, why the heck is this poor little thing still a stud colt! I would hope it's merely because his family jewels have yet to make an appearance and NOT because they think him even remotely suitable to breed.

AQHA STUD COLT

AQHA STUD COLT - $800 (QUEEN CREEK)

Date: 2012-03-12, 5:34PM MST
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2011 modle AQHA grade stud colt, needs to go ASAP! contact ashley for more info

Location: QUEEN CREEK
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post #2846 of 7202 Old 03-12-2012, 11:07 PM
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Wow...that's quite a height range on those horses!

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Okay, so this one made me laugh.

First of all, he's AQHA (which, if I'm not mistaken, refers to the American Quarter Horse Association...meaning a breed registry)...but he's grade. Pick one. He can't be both!

Secondly, why the heck is this poor little thing still a stud colt! I would hope it's merely because his family jewels have yet to make an appearance and NOT because they think him even remotely suitable to breed.

AQHA STUD COLT

AQHA STUD COLT - $800 (QUEEN CREEK)

Date: 2012-03-12, 5:34PM MST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

2011 modle AQHA grade stud colt, needs to go ASAP! contact ashley for more info

Location: QUEEN CREEK
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Yeah, an 8" difference is a wide range to list a horse's height.

On the oxymoron of combining AQHA with grade, it happens more than it should. I have also seen a worse ad for yearling grade colts. It was about a year ago that I had found a Craigslist ad for several yearling colts. They had stated that they were purebred Arabians but could not be registered. On top of that, they suggested in their ad that you should consider not gelding them so you can produce your own crossbred grade horses in the future
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post #2847 of 7202 Old 03-12-2012, 11:08 PM
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2011 modle AQHA grade stud colt, needs to go ASAP! Contact ashley for more info

I love, love love when they call a horse's year of birth it's model year. Like a car. Or fine wine. Did all 2011 models come with great personalities? And the 2009's are known for their speed?
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post #2848 of 7202 Old 03-13-2012, 12:47 AM
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2011 modle AQHA grade stud colt, needs to go ASAP! contact ashley for more info
I hope someone gelds him asap, I thought the pic was of a Shetland

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post #2849 of 7202 Old 03-13-2012, 03:07 AM
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Autocorrect? Must proofread your typing before posting:
Farrier and Trainer


Scary trailer
Pony trailer


Ummm, okay
Project Horse wanted
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The top right is of a gelding i took swimming.
The bottom left is of the same mare and i layed her down
The top right is of a gelding i trained and i took swimming
The bottom right is of the same gelding that i took hunting
Wait a minute, that does not match your pictures! Is it the mare or the gelding that is on the top left? You never said


And this person that wants to buy a mini? Not very particular are they? As long as it is cheap?
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Looking to buy a mini!
Doesn't need to be registered.
Looking mostly for a mare, filly, colt or gelding!
Looking for a fun family project!!
Doesn't need to have any training! (not even halter broke!)
Not looking to spend a lot of money.
Contact with info and pictures!

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I could not pass this one by
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well broke mare - $1500 (idahofalls)

Date: 2012-03-09, 10:47AM MST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a very well broke cheasnut mare that i have owned and raised she is 15 years and around 15 hands easy to be around good with her feet has very good power steering. she has also been raised and used around livestock on ranch is very cowey has been hazed on and rode in posse 208-360-1991 please no e-mails

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A Miniature Icelandic?
sweet little mini icelanic mare
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post #2850 of 7202 Old 03-13-2012, 11:19 PM
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Hehe...A Quarter Mile with Arabic ;)

Quarter Mile with Arabic
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