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post #2931 of 7202 Old 03-22-2012, 07:31 AM
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Gosh people, don't you proofread your ad?
Genital horse that likes to be fooled with...hmmmm.

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post #2932 of 7202 Old 03-22-2012, 11:57 AM
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So not the dumbest...but strange pricing! I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be $1,999.99

Modern American Shetland Ponies

Beautiful modern and classic registered American Shetland ponies for sale. Prices start and $1,200.99, and go up. Ponies are gentle, friendly, and eager to learn. They are not broke to ride, but are ready to train. New foals start arriving in April, so would like to sell some to make room for new babies. Also have pony saddles for sale. These ponies would make excellent 4H projects. For more information, please call: (907) 745-4911 or (907) 355-4911.
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post #2933 of 7202 Old 03-22-2012, 01:06 PM
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Just saw a ad a few days ago advertising "a 2 year old pony dead broke for kids to ride."
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post #2934 of 7202 Old 03-22-2012, 01:46 PM
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Just saw a ad a few days ago advertising "a 2 year old pony dead broke for kids to ride."
People kill their horses and don't even know it. :(
I've never met a 2 year old that was dead broke though I have seen five year old horses with several issues due to being considered broke at that age.
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post #2935 of 7202 Old 03-22-2012, 05:09 PM
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Nothing really dumb about this ad, but I think that horse is **** ugly.
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post #2936 of 7202 Old 03-22-2012, 06:01 PM
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Nothing really dumb about this ad, but I think that horse is **** ugly.
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He isn't as ugly in the video... The pictures on the ad should be burned/destroyed/erased from history. I think that the pictures were taken at a terrible angle and then reduced the width while keeping the same height.

Is a cremello so special that any horse with two cream genes should be an automatic breeding animal? They make great geldings too
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post #2937 of 7202 Old 03-22-2012, 06:16 PM
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This add cracks me up...

Bipolar horse


Slightly bipolar horse for sale. Beautiful (right out of a fairy tale) white, with one blue eye and one brown. Half Arabian/Half Quarter with papers. Freaks out over EVERYTHING. Birds, squirrels, leaves, bags (paper or plastic), cars, dogs, cats, grass, trees, tires, etc. Personality can shift from loving to murderous in about 1/10 of a second. Has biten (x1), has kicked (x1). Only selling to VERY competent rider/trainer. Ridable by people who enjoy roller costers - not preferrable for people who enjoy life. Must sign disclosure saying you are not suicidal prior to purchase. Selling because husband hates everything about this horse. Easy keeper. Please call ******* for more information.
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post #2938 of 7202 Old 03-22-2012, 07:36 PM
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This add cracks me up...

Bipolar horse


Slightly bipolar horse for sale. Beautiful (right out of a fairy tale) white, with one blue eye and one brown. Half Arabian/Half Quarter with papers. Freaks out over EVERYTHING. Birds, squirrels, leaves, bags (paper or plastic), cars, dogs, cats, grass, trees, tires, etc. Personality can shift from loving to murderous in about 1/10 of a second. Has biten (x1), has kicked (x1). Only selling to VERY competent rider/trainer. Ridable by people who enjoy roller costers - not preferrable for people who enjoy life. Must sign disclosure saying you are not suicidal prior to purchase. Selling because husband hates everything about this horse. Easy keeper. Please call ******* for more information.
Well, can't say they aren't honest but one thing is for sure, they won't sell the horse THAT way.
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post #2939 of 7202 Old 03-22-2012, 08:03 PM
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There's always someone looking for a challenge. It will sell. :)
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post #2940 of 7202 Old 03-22-2012, 08:14 PM
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This add cracks me up...

Bipolar horse


Slightly bipolar horse for sale. Beautiful (right out of a fairy tale) white, with one blue eye and one brown. Half Arabian/Half Quarter with papers. Freaks out over EVERYTHING. Birds, squirrels, leaves, bags (paper or plastic), cars, dogs, cats, grass, trees, tires, etc. Personality can shift from loving to murderous in about 1/10 of a second. Has biten (x1), has kicked (x1). Only selling to VERY competent rider/trainer. Ridable by people who enjoy roller costers - not preferrable for people who enjoy life. Must sign disclosure saying you are not suicidal prior to purchase. Selling because husband hates everything about this horse. Easy keeper. Please call ******* for more information.
Hilarious ad. Poor horse. Poor owners. They are going to be stuck with her. Many people wouldn't take a free horse like that, let alone pay $500 for one.

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