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post #21 of 7202 Old 09-23-2010, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Indyhorse View Post
*falls off my chair*

Hehe... I don't think I told you I did that before did I? LOL

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post #22 of 7202 Old 09-23-2010, 11:49 PM
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ROFL I love this thread!!!

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post #23 of 7202 Old 09-24-2010, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted by dressagebelle View Post
I couldn't find another thread like this, so I'm putting it here, cause I just had to share. I found this ad an craigslist this morning, and it left me scratching my head.
6-7 year old 1/4 horse for sale,
new horseshoes just replaced, well fed and taken care of,
must sell, tame on a ametaur rider, full horse not neuterd
must sell asap give me an offer

Um ya 1/4 horse, well whats the other 3/4 cow? Tame on amature rider hm I though we humans rode the horses not the other way around. Full horse not neutered, well then once gelded what is it, 1/4 horse. Just had to comment, made me laugh when I started reading it.
I saw that to. I also loved the sideways, grainy (probably cell phone) pictures that were posted of it.

This is also a favorite of mine, I found about a year ago.

Why he is in the house (and apparently about to leave a little pile on their carpet by the looks of it), I don't know.

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post #24 of 7202 Old 09-24-2010, 08:00 AM
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Haha some funny ones ive come across!!

This is a six year old standard bread he is a stud but well mannard he's about 16hand's he has not been fooled with a hole lot he will go wherever you want him to he is a good horse though he doesn't want to stay in gait he like's to trot if somone had the time to mess with him he will be a fast hourse $700o.b.o text XXX XXX XXXX or call XXX XXX XXXX I can text or email pic's

hmm what a shame, i was actually looking for wholegrain.... Now tell me why would a standard bred like to trot? hehe

I have a 4 year old buckskin. fully broke. chestnut colored. 0000000000. ask for jeannie. asking $800. dont have tack or the time to ride her. she loads an unloads fine. you can swim her also. she does pretty much everything.

hmm buckskin but shes chestnut coloured!! yeah....Yes, that's right. If she loads, unloads, and swims she does "just about everything." Nevermind actual riding.

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post #25 of 7202 Old 09-24-2010, 08:19 AM
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I love the ones that say "Philly" for sale! And the ones where the horse is LAME and they want $1000 for them!
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post #26 of 7202 Old 09-24-2010, 04:54 PM
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This reminds me of the time we where in Iowa and my brother was trying to hit on this chick. He kept telling her how much he loves Kansas, and how great Kansas is, and if she really likes it here in Kansas.
He shut up when she said, "Sir, this is Iowa."

Then when I was waiting for my little brothers outside the restroom. Guy calls in, "Hey kids, your moms out here waiting for ya!"
I was 13.

Onto Craigslist...
""Baby" is a beautiful stout stand up 9 year old mare. LOTS OF SHAPE"


This one was a real kicker:
Nice looking 19 yr old AQHA mare anyone can ride. She's perfect in parades, is great on the trail and in the arena and has a nice handle. She is NOT "mare-ish" and gets along well with other horses. She is a very easy keeper and is 100% sound. This mare has lots of years left . She is UTD on shots and worming and I just had her teeth floated in the spring. We bought my 8 yr old daugher a new barrel horse and so we need to sell this one. She has ridden this mare for two years.
She's only asking $1600.

"I have a really nice black and white paint foxtrotter mare for sale. She is 8 yrs old and about 16 hands.
I got her about 2 yrs ago and she is so sweet.
She does have a foot issue that requires shoes on the front but my farrier says she should be fine with shoes.
I got her from a 13 yr old girl who rode her at fun shows doing poles and such. She has also been in parades.
She loves attentions, stands well, lunges, picks up all feet with no problem, gets along well with other horses, likes kids.
Has nice foxtrot and will move out when asked. Has not been riden much in last year--I've been focusing on my gelding--but rides right off when you get on her."

Has a foot issue. A very expensive foot issue, so I'm not going to tell you what it is.

The real quirks haven't come outta the woodwork around here just yet, let the weather cool off a bit and Craigslist will be flooded.
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post #27 of 7202 Old 09-24-2010, 05:13 PM
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Ahhh where was this thread the other day! I found a Warmblood on craigslist for the bargain price of 8K! Trouble is...it really was a premarin foal that was a muttly draft cross. Cute horse, no training however because its a 'warmblood' its work 8k LOL
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post #28 of 7202 Old 09-24-2010, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Indyhorse View Post
*falls off my chair*


Hehehe there was one like that in the vet window here

It went something like 'Good Guard dog, but really, really dumb. Makes up for it at night."

Im sorry (apologies to younger readers) but I honestly had to check the photo to make sure they were secretly trying to sell their husband

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post #29 of 7202 Old 09-24-2010, 06:18 PM
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Twogeldings, what's the "kicker" with the QH mare for $1,600? That's not a bad price at all if the horse is a great as they say it is.
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post #30 of 7202 Old 09-24-2010, 06:33 PM
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I swear this one will take the cake. I found this jem of an add in the local newspaper a few years back. It made me laugh so hard that I tore it out and scanned it onto my computer.

I mean, sorrow sounds like a cool color, but WTH is a gliding?!

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