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post #3091 of 7202 Old 04-07-2012, 01:50 PM
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post #3092 of 7202 Old 04-07-2012, 02:18 PM
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Couldn't believe this one - in the UK
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Trainer for my 21.3hh mare!

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Updated: 2 days ago
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pretty please with pink icing and a red cherry would u train my 21.3hh mare!! She is super safe but drags u evrywhere and bites extremely viciously! My 14yr old husband rides her a lot and so does my 3yr old daughter! I am just getting on a bit now (14 yrs!! time flies!!) so i can no longer ride her or my x x husband and my daughter is too big :( I am looking for a trainer to train pip-squeak on a day to day basis. I hope this does not sound to pushy but pip-s has suspific requirements :) I love her lots and if training goes well. Feel freee to buy bcos am looking at a 24.2hh x-racehorse for my 2week old son! Thanks for reading this!!!
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post #3093 of 7202 Old 04-07-2012, 02:20 PM
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Couldn't believe this one - in the UK
WANTED

Trainer for my 21.3hh mare!

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Type: Private Advert
Updated: 2 days ago
Description

pretty please with pink icing and a red cherry would u train my 21.3hh mare!! She is super safe but drags u evrywhere and bites extremely viciously! My 14yr old husband rides her a lot and so does my 3yr old daughter! I am just getting on a bit now (14 yrs!! time flies!!) so i can no longer ride her or my x x husband and my daughter is too big :( I am looking for a trainer to train pip-squeak on a day to day basis. I hope this does not sound to pushy but pip-s has suspific requirements :) I love her lots and if training goes well. Feel freee to buy bcos am looking at a 24.2hh x-racehorse for my 2week old son! Thanks for reading this!!!
I almost wonder if this is a joke. You know, a dig at all the severely uneducated people in the horse world who just buy a horse 'cuz it's pretty and are completely unable to handle it.
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post #3094 of 7202 Old 04-08-2012, 12:10 AM
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I almost wonder if this is a joke. You know, a dig at all the severely uneducated people in the horse world who just buy a horse 'cuz it's pretty and are completely unable to handle it.

I kinda think you may have something there
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post #3095 of 7202 Old 04-08-2012, 06:15 AM
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I almost wonder if this is a joke. You know, a dig at all the severely uneducated people in the horse world who just buy a horse 'cuz it's pretty and are completely unable to handle it.
I agree with you - there was no form of contact!
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post #3096 of 7202 Old 04-08-2012, 07:51 AM
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I was perusing Craigs List this morning. Does this mean they pay you $49 to attend if you refer a friend?

And how does that payment plan work? In $0.10 increments? LOL

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Equine Massage Classes - $1 (NJ)

Date: 2012-04-08, 7:30AM EDT
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Equine Massage Classes offered; Personal Use and Certification Program. The Personal Use is a 2-3 short day course teaching participants how to massage their own horses. A notebook and Certificate is given. The Certification Program is a 4 day course with home study teaching participants how to massage, muscles, functions, anatomy, illnesses/injuries, business ideas and more...a notebook & Certification is given.

Classes are taught with a Natural Horsemanship Resistance Free Influence.

Paypal, checks, money orders and cash (receipt given) are accepted. Payments plans are also available and can be arranged prior to class.

Ask about our "Refer a Friend" and receive $50 off your class~!

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post #3097 of 7202 Old 04-08-2012, 09:10 AM
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Holy high butt!

I guess this isn't really a dumb ad, but this poor girl's conformation....they say she has "good length of underline"...and then some

https://www.blm.gov/adoptahorse/horse.php?horse_id=5128
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post #3098 of 7202 Old 04-09-2012, 01:26 AM
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I guess this isn't really a dumb ad, but this poor girl's conformation....they say she has "good length of underline"...and then some

https://www.blm.gov/adoptahorse/horse.php?horse_id=5128
She looks like two completely different horses mashed together! Poor thing!

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post #3099 of 7202 Old 04-09-2012, 07:24 AM
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For sale or for stud!!
OMG this would be ideal if you wanted half horse half wooly mammoth!
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post #3100 of 7202 Old 04-09-2012, 07:54 AM
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^ my fingers are itching... I want to take a pair of clippers to him so bad!

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