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post #3161 of 7202 Old 04-14-2012, 08:16 PM
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^^^^Obviously an ad by someone who doesn't know to operate a camera, computer or the written language.
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post #3162 of 7202 Old 04-14-2012, 08:53 PM
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That pic is just a little scary lol
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post #3163 of 7202 Old 04-15-2012, 01:46 AM
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Something about this colt's hind end makes me cringe!

3 YEAR OLD ARABIAN

These people's ads always are kind of weird, but this one just kind of makes me go O.o

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post #3164 of 7202 Old 04-15-2012, 02:24 AM
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Something about this colt's hind end makes me cringe!

3 YEAR OLD ARABIAN

These people's ads always are kind of weird, but this one just kind of makes me go O.o

Grey Palamino from our Phat Butt collection
The third picture in that first ad, did you see the eyes peeking over the fence???

And that second ad, when has a "grey palomino" ever had the ability to be "Getting darker every day"??? Is it because he hasn't had a bath and keeps getting darker in dirt? And what does this mean: "No holes here" ? I have never seen that in an ad
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post #3165 of 7202 Old 04-15-2012, 02:34 AM
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OMG! I didn't even notice the photo bomb in the third pic on that first ad! That is GREAT!!! lol

As for that second ad...their ads are always...weird. I will also go as far as to say that I don't particularly care for their stud. He's too...weedy...for my taste. http://www.equinenow.com/horse-ad-133588 I don't know...there's just something off about him.

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post #3166 of 7202 Old 04-15-2012, 02:35 AM
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Holy butt-high, Batman! And no, I don't think she's standing on unlevel ground. Her hooves are very clearly on the level.

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Wow is she butt high! Must always ride uphill or you may be sliding down her neck

But don't forget, they describe her as having "great confirmation". But that is totally okay, because it says nothing about her conFORMation

But then the last line really gets me... "Adopt me today!!" what? Adopt her for $2000? Never seen an "adoption fee" so high before...
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post #3167 of 7202 Old 04-15-2012, 02:38 AM
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Wow is she butt high! Must always ride uphill or you may be sliding down her neck

But don't forget, they describe her as having "great confirmation". But that is totally okay, because it says nothing about her conFORMation

But then the last line really gets me... "Adopt me today!!" what? Adopt her for $2000? Never seen an "adoption fee" so high before...
OMG! I know, right?! I don't even think Piper (Aires' half-sister) is that butt-high...and she's pretty darned butt-high! O.o And is it bad that I just went back over the pic in that ad and did a quick confo critique in my head? The first time I saw the ad, I only saw how butt-high she is. Now I see that she's sickle-hocked, camped out, and long backed. Yeesh! If that's "great confirmation," I'd hate to see their idea of a train wreck!
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post #3168 of 7202 Old 04-15-2012, 08:54 AM
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Another CL classic...

THOROUGHTBRED:

HI I HAVE A BAY THOROUGHBRED HE IS A GELDING 9 YEARS OLD HE IS A PERFECT TRAIL HORSE WE RIDE HIM IN ENGLISH A WESTURN SADDLE WE HAVE RACED HIM IN THE PAST AND BC I OWN A STORE WHEN I WON WITH HIM ALL MY COSTUMERS WENT AWAY BC THEY GOT MAD THEY LOST BUT HE IS IN PERFECT SHAPE GREAT LEGS HE IS 64 INCHES ANY 1 CAN RIDE HIM I MEAN ANY 1 MY 6 YEARL OLD NEWFEW RIDES HIM AND HE IS PERFECT :)) NO KICK NO BUCK NO SPOOK NO BITE HE HAS ALOT OF MUSTLE COME ON DOWN AND SEE HIM RIDE I AM ASKIN 3200 OBO AND HE IS PAPERED GIVE ME A CALL AT XXXXX


Had to read this many, many times to figure out the "costumers" part. I was like, "He raced in costumes? Why did they all go away? What did that have to do with the store?" lol
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post #3169 of 7202 Old 04-15-2012, 08:59 AM
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But then the last line really gets me... "Adopt me today!!" what? Adopt her for $2000? Never seen an "adoption fee" so high before...
Grrr! I know! That really ****es me off. Their is a "rescue" that is mentioned often in some of my FB groups. I believe their cheapest "adoption fee" is like $1000 and it goes all the way up to $2500. I commented that they were not a rescue; they were horse traders.
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post #3170 of 7202 Old 04-16-2012, 01:12 AM
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Beautiful Andalusian / Spanish Horse for Sale and Stud

1. grammar, grammar, where for art thou grammar?!

2. 15.7 hands? Wow! Exotic!!
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