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post #3211 of 7202 Old 04-21-2012, 12:21 AM
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Which main thing? the halter on the filly?

It also seems that the filly's sire was trained to do "dancing"
Yes and yes, and lol. I swear I don't think "Dad" is a TWH either.

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post #3212 of 7202 Old 04-21-2012, 12:24 AM
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That poor little bay is kinda -looking, isn't she?!

Can we say roach backed?


Doesn't look lame to me. I think what's throwing you off in the front is that one white sock on the left fore. Makes it look like the legs/hooves are travelling differently. I definitely like her trot. Looks nice and smooth.
It could be. It may just be the super head action making it seem more odd.


And the stallions feet, just EWWW.

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post #3213 of 7202 Old 04-21-2012, 08:07 PM
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Yep, I know foals are kinda houdinish but I almost choked when I saw that. AND THEY POSTED IT IN A SALES ADD!
Just because of the kind of thread this is, I really have to point out that it's a "sales ad," not a "sales add."

ad - advertisement
add - addition
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post #3214 of 7202 Old 04-22-2012, 01:03 AM
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Not necessarily dumb, but...am I blind or is this mare definitely NOT a blue roan?

Beautiful Blue Roan Mare

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post #3215 of 7202 Old 04-22-2012, 01:18 AM
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HORSE'S

I AM SELLING THESE HORSE'S SO I CAN CUT BACK ON THE AMOUNT I HAVE. FIRST ONE IS A SORROW QUATER HORSE MARE FIVE YEARS OLD WAS BREAD FOR CUTTING SHE IS BROKE DO NOT HAVE PAPERS ON HER SHE WAS ALSO BREAD july 13&14 2011 TO ARE BLACK AND WHITE PAINT STUD WE BELIVE SHE TOOK $ 500.00 OBO. THE OTHER ONE IS A BLACK PAINT BREADING STOCK MARE SHE IS FOUR YEARS OLD SHE IS BROKE TO LEG TRAINED BEEN ON TRAIL RIDES HAD OVER 90 DAYS TRAINING WITH A TRAINER HAS NOT BEEN RODE SINCE LAST SPRING . BOTH PROBLY WILL NEED A TUNE UP THEY HAVE BOTH BEEN AROUND KIDS AND A LAMA COWS DO JUST FINE BLACK PAINT HAS CROSED RIVERS DID GOOD COULD MAKE GOOD HORSES FOR WHAT EVER JOB YOU WANT THEM TO DO ASKING $ 800.00 ON THE BLACK PAINT MARE I HAVE HER PAPERS AND HER MOM MY GIRLS USE THE MOM FOR BARRELS AND POLE BENDING MOM IS NOT FOR SALE JUST HER DAUGHTER.


sorrow, bread for cutting, was bread in July (think she is pregnant), horrible spelling and grammar, lack of punctuation, and typed in ALL-CAPS! Did I miss anything?
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post #3216 of 7202 Old 04-22-2012, 01:21 AM
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HORSE'S

I AM SELLING THESE HORSE'S SO I CAN CUT BACK ON THE AMOUNT I HAVE. FIRST ONE IS A SORROW QUATER HORSE MARE FIVE YEARS OLD WAS BREAD FOR CUTTING SHE IS BROKE DO NOT HAVE PAPERS ON HER SHE WAS ALSO BREAD july 13&14 2011 TO ARE BLACK AND WHITE PAINT STUD WE BELIVE SHE TOOK $ 500.00 OBO. THE OTHER ONE IS A BLACK PAINT BREADING STOCK MARE SHE IS FOUR YEARS OLD SHE IS BROKE TO LEG TRAINED BEEN ON TRAIL RIDES HAD OVER 90 DAYS TRAINING WITH A TRAINER HAS NOT BEEN RODE SINCE LAST SPRING . BOTH PROBLY WILL NEED A TUNE UP THEY HAVE BOTH BEEN AROUND KIDS AND A LAMA COWS DO JUST FINE BLACK PAINT HAS CROSED RIVERS DID GOOD COULD MAKE GOOD HORSES FOR WHAT EVER JOB YOU WANT THEM TO DO ASKING $ 800.00 ON THE BLACK PAINT MARE I HAVE HER PAPERS AND HER MOM MY GIRLS USE THE MOM FOR BARRELS AND POLE BENDING MOM IS NOT FOR SALE JUST HER DAUGHTER.


sorrow, bread for cutting, was bread in July (think she is pregnant), horrible spelling and grammar, lack of punctuation, and typed in ALL-CAPS! Did I miss anything?
Ow. That made my head hurt trying to read it.
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post #3217 of 7202 Old 04-22-2012, 01:48 AM
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Secretariat/Mr. Prospector bloodlines


11 yr. bark brown mare. Proven race record. Ran in California and Arizona. Breeding sound only. Whatever she is worth to you. 208-881-****
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Sounds like a free horse to me and hoping someone wants to pay a price they might think she is worth.


2 horses for sale

We have 2 horses for sale buckskin paint n buckskin girulla pls call for info jason at 208346****or txt or willon to trade

GIRULLA!!! and did they take a scissors to their manes and forelocks?


Donkeys For Sale

The first picture is the worst, poor donkeys!


Registered Mare

Papered Paint Mare 7ys old She finished Training in 2010 by Russ Lott She was started on cutting but we use her for hunting and pleasure, She is best for a expeienced rider, she is about 16 hands, easy to Catch, Load, Shaw, does not kick other horses on rides, crosses water with no issues, she has not bucked, she has no Paint color she is Sorral and darkns out in the summer with dapples, We love her and hate to see her go but she is not fit for our 8 yr old Son who is in desperate need of a Dead Broke horse we want him to have a smaller Gelding, and if you have that we would love to work out a trade. Please call and come see her 208 680-**** or 208 680-****

My local Craigslist is certainly full of lots of bad ads today
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post #3218 of 7202 Old 04-22-2012, 03:15 AM
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HORSE'S

I AM SELLING THESE HORSE'S SO I CAN CUT BACK ON THE AMOUNT I HAVE. FIRST ONE IS A SORROW QUATER HORSE MARE FIVE YEARS OLD WAS BREAD FOR CUTTING SHE IS BROKE DO NOT HAVE PAPERS ON HER SHE WAS ALSO BREAD july 13&14 2011 TO ARE BLACK AND WHITE PAINT STUD WE BELIVE SHE TOOK $ 500.00 OBO. THE OTHER ONE IS A BLACK PAINT BREADING STOCK MARE SHE IS FOUR YEARS OLD SHE IS BROKE TO LEG TRAINED BEEN ON TRAIL RIDES HAD OVER 90 DAYS TRAINING WITH A TRAINER HAS NOT BEEN RODE SINCE LAST SPRING . BOTH PROBLY WILL NEED A TUNE UP THEY HAVE BOTH BEEN AROUND KIDS AND A LAMA COWS DO JUST FINE BLACK PAINT HAS CROSED RIVERS DID GOOD COULD MAKE GOOD HORSES FOR WHAT EVER JOB YOU WANT THEM TO DO ASKING $ 800.00 ON THE BLACK PAINT MARE I HAVE HER PAPERS AND HER MOM MY GIRLS USE THE MOM FOR BARRELS AND POLE BENDING MOM IS NOT FOR SALE JUST HER DAUGHTER.


sorrow, bread for cutting, was bread in July (think she is pregnant), horrible spelling and grammar, lack of punctuation, and typed in ALL-CAPS! Did I miss anything?
You forgot to mention how good she is with lama-cows...
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post #3219 of 7202 Old 04-22-2012, 05:29 PM
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These were pretty disturbing to me. Had to share.

So what is a "Thurobread" Morgan?
Thurobread Morgan

"Thurobread Morgan - $750
Flea bitten Morgan 9yrs old semi broken comes with plenty of groceries will come with tack email me for pics 750 obo
"


This one makes me want to slam my head in my desk. So much fail in one short ad!
Palamino Mare

"Palamino Mare - $1200
White Albino Mare with Blue Eyes....Very rare, she has square pupils instead of round.
"
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post #3220 of 7202 Old 04-22-2012, 06:24 PM
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"Sired by tyghs valley bar out of deck bar and dammed by elegant mannerism. You can view her pedigree on allbreedpedigree.com under elegant Bally bar. 2005 red copper bay quarterhorse; Nikki is sweet and has a great personality. I am selling her as a broodmare and i am going to be ccmpletely honest as to why. There is nothing physically wrong with this horse. I cannot ezplain why this happened because the cruelty of people is over my head but because of this mares past I do believe something is mentally wrong. Like I said on the ground she is an awesome horse. I have had young beginner 4-h kids practice with her and they loved her. She has advanced in in-hand skill fast and she doesn't forget. I am not selling her to someone with the intention to get on her back like she's a broke horse because she's not and I do not want to be responsible if something happens. I have broke her and when I did she was like my dream horse. But a few months after I did for a reason I do not know of she snapped back to the same horse in the saddle that's she was when I first got her. I am selling her because I cannot afford two horses when one is just a pasture pet now and I cannot afford to breed her. Otherwise i would keep her. Nikki truely is a good horse and her intentions are not bad so i will not sell her to the wrong home as i do not wish to continue her pattern of neglect. Now that i have that clear, from my understanding she has foaled out twice and she made a good mother. I have never seen her foals so i cannot say what they take after looks or personality wise but from my knowledge of this mare if they took the personality of their dam i garuntee they have a sweet yet strong spirit and mind and it takes a lot to bring them down. They learn quickly and they dont forget. They have strong heads and fear is not an option to them. They are loyal and willing towards any object and very strong hearted. Fast and quick but willing to slow it down and think! they are great companions and truely a best friend! If interested please call, txt, or e-mail me @ (503)xxx.xxxx Thank you! The pictures are of her about a month after I got her but this is her cleaned up. She is much up to weight now!!"





So she has "something mentally wrong" with her but you think she should be a broodmare? Wallaby haz confushions.
What exactly does she do that's so terrible? There's enough text there, you'd think they could have at least outlined how she "snaps"...

At least she's cute, I guess?


Also, "dammed by elegant mannerism"? Elegant Mannerism must be a jerk!!

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