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post #3471 of 7202 Old 05-12-2012, 02:54 PM
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Friesian Horses For Sale

Yeah, thats TOTALLY a mare...

Hint( look at the first picture)
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I also love that they say she's 15hh, but 2500lbs. Really?! That's one fat mare!! My three-year-old 16hh draft cross is only around 1500lbs and he's SOLID (built like a small Percheron, really).

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post #3472 of 7202 Old 05-12-2012, 03:45 PM
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Friesian Horses For Sale

Yeah, thats TOTALLY a mare...

Hint( look at the first picture)
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Not the only problem with the ad. Notice the birth date was May 11, 2008 and then in the description they list "her" winning grand champions in 2009 in walk trot under saddle classes.
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post #3473 of 7202 Old 05-12-2012, 04:45 PM
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I think their mare gained a little something in the import

OMG I love the previous add from a horse perspective. That totally rocked. Usually they annoy me, I actually liked that one.

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post #3474 of 7202 Old 05-12-2012, 05:03 PM
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If Horses Sold Themselves

$1000 Best. Horse. Ever.

Konichiwa compadres. Are you looking for the most kick-asshorse that ever lived? If so, look no further. You found him. Iím a15-year-old professional packer with experience at bad-*** barns in the United States of AMERICA. Thatís right! I graduated from Penn National racetrack, and moved to NYCat the tender age of five. After deciding that New York was a raginístink hole, I moved back to Pennsylvania to cultivate more professionalexperience on the A circuit. Why? So I can pack your *ss around the show ringand not have to post crap like this on Craigslist.
Anyway, so I lost my job in the recession and I have no cluewhere to live. Honestly, Iíve got three weeks of board left, so I donít give a rats behind if I have to sleep in your round pen.
A bit about me: Iím respectful, quiet, clean and I wonít touch any of your crap. If you leave a bucket of oats outside mystall at night, Iím just like, ďSweet Jesus, I better not mess withthis crap, because itís not mine.Ē
Iím never lame. I donít eat much. Iím alwaysready to work. Heck. Iíll even do ALL THE WORK for you. Thatís right! My dad is an international champion and taught me everything there is to know about show jumping. Iíll memorize the course, make ridiculously tight turns, and jump at least six inches higher than the jump. Iíll makeyou look like a superstar. EVERY. SINGLE. CLASS.
Donít want to run at jumps? Thatís FANTASTIC! Iíll canter on the slowest 12í stride you ever imagined and find the distances for you. Imagine all the ribbons youíll win!
Do you like trail rides? I LOVE TRAIL RIDES. I can ride the crap out of trails. Water, ditches, gates. Whatever. You want to go there. Itís my lifeís mission to take you. Or we donít have to go ona trail ride ever. Itís completely UP TO YOU!
A lot of people ask me, ďHey, youíre a Thoroughbred. Aren't you crazy?Ē And, the answer to that question is, no. Iím not crazy. Iím not even judgmental. I LOVE PEOPLE. I want to help human beings for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion, sexual preference, or personal hygiene. Pretty cool right?
I own almost nothing! Last I checked, I had a halter and leadrope with my name on it. I have one pair of shoes. You can HAVE THEM. See?! Iím the most considerate horse youíve ever met. Iím offering to give you things already!
Am I interested in your barn? You bet my nomadic *** I am! I only require a bit of grass, four fences, water and a tree to shelter me from the elements. Anything beyond that will be considered a bonus.
Iím taking being a show horse to the next level. Email me! Iíll hook you up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of PonyClub trophies and a list of the top 10 things Iíd like to eat before I die. If you want a next-generation horse that consistently blows your mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. Iíll give you the ride of your life.
This is the funniest ad ever! I wonder how many people actually went to see that horse haha
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post #3475 of 7202 Old 05-13-2012, 05:19 PM
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LMAO.. That's pretty funny. And hey honestly, who's to say it wouldn't ignite peoples' curiosity enough to want to go check him out? :P

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post #3476 of 7202 Old 05-13-2012, 06:21 PM
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Another Craigslist wonder, let me tell you.

Reg QH Gelding

"I have a reg QH Dun Gelding He trailers,Leads,Ties,Very sweet boy He was mostly used for a joggin partner for my boyfriend so he need some more work on other stuff .. My kids have sat on him in and out of pasuture and stall he is goin on 2 yrs old is why i havent stared braking him i wait till they are 2 and older to brake i dont think he will be too hard to brake BUT he dosent like bein in the barn by him self Im not sure if something happend to him but when hes in a box stall and theres no horses around he trys to ram the sides down hes gettin better i been worken on showen him its not a scary place n that its not gonna hurt him.. He looks ugly right now but its cus his hairs not sure if he should shead or grow lol cus the weather wont make up its mind lol ... I would also consider tradin him for zero turn lawnmower, fence including fence post we would like wooden but would take other, Workin 4 wheeler , Palomino ,Buckskin, tri colored paint must be reg mares or something dead broke it dont matter color nothing over 15 please , panels, hay rounds or squares , Alfafa rounds or squares ..... I also have a reg paint stud for sale im askin 800 for him He is black with white blaze hes green broke n easy to catch out in pasture He leads ties trailers does pretty good with his feet he needs more work never kicked any one just dont like standin to long on 3 legs he dont like holden up his back legs he will but dont like it .., Im not in a rush to sell him cus hes one of my babys i saved from ****ter so if ur not really intersted dont bother about him"



I.. don't even know what to say about this. This entire ad makes me cringe x_x

Please, someone tell me WHY IN GOD'S NAME you would put TWO SMALL CHILDREN on an UNBROKE 2 YEAR OLD that doesn't even have a LEAD ROPE on him.. let alone put helmets on the kids... Dear god.

Darwin's law, anyone?

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post #3477 of 7202 Old 05-13-2012, 06:36 PM
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The fact kids are on him doesn't bother me, there is obviously an adult behind them (legs).

The owners lack of knowledge on horse terminology makes me facepalm, and I'm not sure how one saves a horse from "****ter"

It puts horrid adult images in my mind
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post #3478 of 7202 Old 05-13-2012, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ginofalltrades View Post
If Horses Sold Themselves

$1000 Best. Horse. Ever.

Konichiwa compadres. Are you looking for the most kick-asshorse that ever lived? If so, look no further. You found him. Iím a15-year-old professional packer with experience at bad-*** barns in the United States of AMERICA. Thatís right! I graduated from Penn National racetrack, and moved to NYCat the tender age of five. After deciding that New York was a raginístink hole, I moved back to Pennsylvania to cultivate more professionalexperience on the A circuit. Why? So I can pack your *ss around the show ringand not have to post crap like this on Craigslist.
Anyway, so I lost my job in the recession and I have no cluewhere to live. Honestly, Iíve got three weeks of board left, so I donít give a rats behind if I have to sleep in your round pen.
A bit about me: Iím respectful, quiet, clean and I wonít touch any of your crap. If you leave a bucket of oats outside mystall at night, Iím just like, ďSweet Jesus, I better not mess withthis crap, because itís not mine.Ē
Iím never lame. I donít eat much. Iím alwaysready to work. Heck. Iíll even do ALL THE WORK for you. Thatís right! My dad is an international champion and taught me everything there is to know about show jumping. Iíll memorize the course, make ridiculously tight turns, and jump at least six inches higher than the jump. Iíll makeyou look like a superstar. EVERY. SINGLE. CLASS.
Donít want to run at jumps? Thatís FANTASTIC! Iíll canter on the slowest 12í stride you ever imagined and find the distances for you. Imagine all the ribbons youíll win!
Do you like trail rides? I LOVE TRAIL RIDES. I can ride the crap out of trails. Water, ditches, gates. Whatever. You want to go there. Itís my lifeís mission to take you. Or we donít have to go ona trail ride ever. Itís completely UP TO YOU!
A lot of people ask me, ďHey, youíre a Thoroughbred. Aren't you crazy?Ē And, the answer to that question is, no. Iím not crazy. Iím not even judgmental. I LOVE PEOPLE. I want to help human beings for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion, sexual preference, or personal hygiene. Pretty cool right?
I own almost nothing! Last I checked, I had a halter and leadrope with my name on it. I have one pair of shoes. You can HAVE THEM. See?! Iím the most considerate horse youíve ever met. Iím offering to give you things already!
Am I interested in your barn? You bet my nomadic *** I am! I only require a bit of grass, four fences, water and a tree to shelter me from the elements. Anything beyond that will be considered a bonus.
Iím taking being a show horse to the next level. Email me! Iíll hook you up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of PonyClub trophies and a list of the top 10 things Iíd like to eat before I die. If you want a next-generation horse that consistently blows your mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. Iíll give you the ride of your life.
If I was anywhere near this horse, I would buy him just because of this ad. LoL. That was hilarious.
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post #3479 of 7202 Old 05-13-2012, 08:23 PM
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The fact kids are on him doesn't bother me, there is obviously an adult behind them (legs).

The owners lack of knowledge on horse terminology makes me facepalm, and I'm not sure how one saves a horse from "****ter"

It puts horrid adult images in my mind
Truly, they should at least be politically correct and call it a brothel instead of a "****ter house."
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post #3480 of 7202 Old 05-13-2012, 08:33 PM
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Truly, they should at least be politically correct and call it a brothel instead of a "****ter house."
I am LOL at this!

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