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post #3491 of 7202 Old 05-14-2012, 09:01 PM
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This has to be one of the funkiest-built horses I've seen in a while. O.o

10 yr quarterhorse gelding

The first pic...just...why?!

http://tucson.craigslist.org/grd/2968755396.html

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post #3492 of 7202 Old 05-14-2012, 09:02 PM
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Actually, there's nothing wrong with that. It's correct grammar. They're saying he'd be a perfect husband horse or spare horse, they just left out the first horse. Nothing wrong with that.
I understood what they meant, but the way it was stated was funny. Although, at the same time I don't think he would make a perfect horse for a husband, unless your husband never trots. Later on in the ad they talk about his injured hind leg and how he doesn't trot well and the hind leg looks like a nazi kick or something
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post #3493 of 7202 Old 05-14-2012, 10:06 PM
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$800.00
Arabian Paint Missouri Foxtrotter

10 years old Mare. She is in great shape, 14.1 hands high. I have been riding her for over 2 years, and she is one of my favorite horses. I have too many.

Arabian Paint Missouri Foxtrotter - Horses - Pets and Livestock - Mona - For Sale - Classifieds | ksl.com
Seriously "She is in great shape" never mind the fact that she is sway back and skinny.
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post #3494 of 7202 Old 05-14-2012, 10:13 PM
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Seriously "She is in great shape" never mind the fact that she is sway back and skinny.
She just looks...painful.

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post #3495 of 7202 Old 05-14-2012, 11:08 PM
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This has to be one of the funkiest-built horses I've seen in a while. O.o

10 yr quarterhorse gelding
And what you see here, class is a halter bred horse that miraculously stayed sound enough for riding. However, he never received any kind of training to speak of and has been traveling around like a giraffe with a hollow back for the majority of his life. Guaranteed to be the roughest traveling horse in the entire world. So much so that you won't even want to do more than a walk on him.
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post #3496 of 7202 Old 05-14-2012, 11:10 PM
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Not sure why my computer hates me...

Anyway...

He looks INSANELY butt high. Didn't even see the halter-bred stick legs.

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post #3497 of 7202 Old 05-14-2012, 11:24 PM
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^^ I know I'm always happy to know my horses are "pure" and "untouched". ;) lolololol.

So sad to know the last horse is not a virgin...naughty boy.
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He must have been one of those sent to that ****ter house in the previous ad.

I miss you Rascal. Every day, all day.
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post #3498 of 7202 Old 05-14-2012, 11:56 PM
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3 Horses: Motivated to sell - $4000 (New Tripoli, PA)

Date: 2012-03-29, 6:00PM EDT
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Sandy Bey -15 hand 11 year old Black Arabian virgin mare. Professionally trained and significant trail experience. Very smooth mover with a wonderful trot and canter. Sandy is willing and could be used in any discipline. Super friendly, up to date on all shots. Owner motivated to sell. $4000 OBO.

Tennesee - 15 hand 17 year old Grey(flea bitten)virgin mare. Professionally trained with significant trail experience. Bold mover with incredible stamina. Tenny has great legs and heart and was originally being prepared for endurance racing. Although, she has such great athletic ability, she could be competitive in any discipline. Up to date on all shots, owner motivated to sell. $4000 OBO.

Shady Boy - 16.3 hand 5 year old dark Bey Anglo-Arab(arab thoroughbred cross)gelding. 90 days professional training. He is a fabulous mover and has great potential to move through the levels in dressage, become a show jumper or a three day eventer. He has been started over fences and can jump 2'3'' without a problem. He has been schooled first level dressage, and is ready to compete this show season. Shady Boy has been trail ridden and looks forward to more. Px avail.

yup...now you can buy "virgin" horses...

well...at least we can rest assured that these ones are NOT from the "****ter house"

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post #3499 of 7202 Old 05-15-2012, 12:13 AM
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well...at least we can rest assured that these ones are NOT from the "****ter house"

I miss you Rascal. Every day, all day.
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post #3500 of 7202 Old 05-15-2012, 01:29 AM
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I HAVE A GRANDSON TO FRENCHMANS GUY I BOUGHT HIM AS A YEARLEN HE'S 5 NOW WE HAVE BROUGHT ALONG SLOWY THIS IS A NICE DUDE HAS ALOT OF NATURAL ABILITY HE IS STILL A STUD HE'S VERY CALM SHOES WELL LOADS WELL THIS YEAR REALY STARTED RIDING HIM WE CALL HIM BULLET HE CAN COVER SOME GROUND I AM PLANING ON HAVING HIM CUT SOON IF YOU ARE INTERESTED EMAIL ME



lmao......why all the shouting? and the run on sentencing
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