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post #3841 of 7202 Old 06-18-2012, 11:11 AM
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Hahahaha! This made my day! I will remember this every time I call a horse the wrong breed or something similar and feel stupid ;)
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post #3842 of 7202 Old 06-19-2012, 01:57 AM
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Sweet baby allah in chocolate sauce look at his back!
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post #3843 of 7202 Old 06-19-2012, 02:47 AM
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Sweet baby allah in chocolate sauce look at his back!
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oh my goodness! that'sa sway back if I ever saw one! geez it looks like a really bad photoshop job!

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post #3844 of 7202 Old 06-19-2012, 08:01 AM
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AND...check out the horse standing behind him in the first pic...he, too, is fairly sway backed, it appears. Poor things. :0(
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post #3845 of 7202 Old 06-19-2012, 08:12 AM
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OMG! This one made me kinda heart-sick with the first picture... that mare is SEVERELY underweight AND has a baby at her side. The other pictures are decent... if your typical bad conformation shots.

Then when I read the ad I just had to scratch my head.

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2 mares 2 foals and a stallion mare and stallion are a team kids can handle them both mares have foals all 5 horses must go together also comes with a harness wagon hay rake bobsleigh and sloop sleigh everything must go together
$7000.00 or best offer
...... All 5 horses must go together.... I don't know anyone who would be willing and able to take in five Percherons all at once.... except maybe the meat man. :(

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post #3846 of 7202 Old 06-20-2012, 01:14 AM
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AND...check out the horse standing behind him in the first pic...he, too, is fairly sway backed, it appears. Poor things. :0(
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I think it's more the horse in the background's markings that make him appear sway-backed, to be honest.

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OMG! This one made me kinda heart-sick with the first picture... that mare is SEVERELY underweight AND has a baby at her side. The other pictures are decent... if your typical bad conformation shots.

Then when I read the ad I just had to scratch my head.



...... All 5 horses must go together.... I don't know anyone who would be willing and able to take in five Percherons all at once.... except maybe the meat man. :(

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That second foal (in the last two pics) looks like s/he is going to be a good-looking horse when s/he grows up...if s/he gets fed properly. :-/

Something about this horse's confo bugs me. Is anyone else seeing it? His back almost looks...roached? I've never liked this ranch's horses anyway, but yeah...

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This stud's back is a bit scary. Can't decide if he's butt high or sway backed...

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This ad kind of confuses me. They say "fine boned" like it's a good thing. And then he can be bred to a "stocky ghost"? What the heck is that?! And "he could possibly heal perfectly with time"? Nice selling point for your OTTB stud with a fractured cannon bone. "Plenty of bilingual and personality"? Didn't know horses could be bilingual...

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post #3847 of 7202 Old 06-20-2012, 02:39 AM
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"Th bread horse".

I wish people would learn to be a touch more descriptive..

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post #3848 of 7202 Old 06-20-2012, 03:30 AM
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The "th bread horse" doesn't even say what gender it is! Some people... sigh.
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post #3849 of 7202 Old 06-20-2012, 11:17 AM
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This ad kind of confuses me. They say "fine boned" like it's a good thing. And then he can be bred to a "stocky ghost"? What the heck is that?! And "he could possibly heal perfectly with time"? Nice selling point for your OTTB stud with a fractured cannon bone. "Plenty of bilingual and personality"? Didn't know horses could be bilingual...

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" he is very unique and will be able to be paired to any mare " ... " pc is from two months ago he is bigger now "

He's a fine boned thin OTTB.. how unique could he be?

Any stud can be paired with a mare, but that doesn't mean they should be. I hope someone buys him, gelds him, and gives him a nice life as a pasture pet.

By bigger I hope they mean fatter.

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post #3850 of 7202 Old 06-20-2012, 12:35 PM
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Every kid needs a 3 yr old well broke Welch Pony. The kid in the last picture looks like he's scared to death.

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This ad isn't dumb per say but it really makes me sad. I hate to see people get rid of their sweet old horses. It seems like they should have earned their retirement, you know? Not that 20 is that old. But he looks more like he's 30. If I came into fortune I would open up a retirement home for old horses. They deserve so much love, have served people their whole lives, and then they are thought of as disposable in their old age. Would you sell your best friend for $400?

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