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post #4231 of 7202 Old 08-08-2012, 08:53 PM
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Older Golden Palamino Gelding. Around 18-20 years old. Once used as 4H horse. Just a sweetheart. Spooks at nothing.


We have 5 kids horses that we are looking for good homes for. Good home a must. We are not desperate but just see no need for him to just sit around and not be used.
SALE PENDING! KIDS HORSE Golden Palamino - Horses - Pets and Livestock - Malad - For Sale - Classifieds | ksl.com

I think the picture speaks for itself.
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post #4232 of 7202 Old 08-09-2012, 01:03 AM
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Ontario livestock for sale; horses, goats, cattle, cows, calves, sheep for sale - Free Ontario Classifieds at Kijiji



.... so you want me to GIVE you my BROKE horse... and you don't even want to pick up the phone... I have to text you.... are you serious?
I understand the txt only part, cause I can't recieve phonecalls where I live due to phone reception... But the rest of it the only broke horse i would be giving them is a stuffed one

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post #4233 of 7202 Old 08-09-2012, 11:40 AM
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I had this one saved in a Word document because it was so ridiculous....well here it is:

Beautiful Barrel/Bending Prospect

This is a 24y.o mustang that looks like he is part sheep! lol! His fur is very wool-y and his mane is a mess! But don't let that stop you from being captured by his personality! He is absolutely totally bombproof. Scares at nothing! Has an old injury, was shot in the leg when he was 9, complately healed now, no sign of limp. He is an amazing jumper and will jump anything (but over 21/2 feet is not good) and his hooves are amazing even thogh he's never had shoes on!!! Rides bareback only, will try to rip a saddle off but is a gentle old pony with a kid on his back w/o saddle. But if u are over 100lbs. then he will buck you off!
He is 4 feet 2 in. tall (last time I measured was when he was 20 but he has grown a lot) and will keep growing with good grass.
He is gorgeous and is very agile which he shows when you are catching him in the feild so if you watch this you will instantly know his show potential.
Good for a 4h project, no slaughter houses please. You kids will love this horse.
Amazing christmas gift for the kids-- he does good in a small barn so it's ok if he lives in a shed for a little shelter.
Goes grate just on grass no grain please he founders a lot and that make s it worse.
No other health problems but has sore limbs in the morning I bet if you give him asprin he'll be ok. UTD on shots and coggings. No vet problems but had to be sidated 3 times because he was antsy. I was told he is a grey horse with white spots but now that I think about it he looks like a pinto! Haha you can figure it out for yourself but either way he is GORGEOUS looks like a beautiful horse we need to get rid of him though because.
I love him to death but he doesn't like people though but he definitely wil like you over time though if you give him brushes.
He is going to be sold for some $$$ but I'd like to trade him for a pitbul or rotwiler or great dane, just a dog that has really good guard dog skills and bites on command no e-mails please text or leave a message at ####### no calling earlier then 11am so please respond we have to get rid of him quickly our landlord does not like horses in the yard thank you. My daughter wrote the add.
PS Micky was gelded when he was and now he mounts horses we don't know what happened. Just keep him from other horses especially ungelded and he will be fine!! Haha

ignorethis: horse saddle mare gelding stallion goat sheep chiken dog guard rotwiler pitbull great dane cat bird cage barn stable tractor van car couch park food can tomatoe plants wagon wheel


I honestly can't tell what the HELL was going on there, why they kept talking....I hope they at least got the horse to a caring person!
All I could think though while reading it at first was "Oh, my gosh, stop TALKING!!"
Insane people on the internet ;___;
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post #4234 of 7202 Old 08-09-2012, 11:42 AM
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Sorry....meant to edit but accidentally quoted!
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post #4235 of 7202 Old 08-09-2012, 12:24 PM
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2011 AQHA PALAMINO SKIPPER W/ BLUE VALENTINE, NREBRASKA BRED GELDING,

This ad made me giggle. Anyone need a half ton dog?
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There on the tips of fair fresh flowers feedeth he; How joyous his neigh,
there in the midst of sacred pollen hidden, all hidden he; how joyous his neigh
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post #4236 of 7202 Old 08-09-2012, 01:15 PM
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There is NOTHING right about this ad.

quarter horse stallion

There on the tips of fair fresh flowers feedeth he; How joyous his neigh,
there in the midst of sacred pollen hidden, all hidden he; how joyous his neigh
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post #4237 of 7202 Old 08-09-2012, 01:28 PM
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2011 AQHA PALAMINO SKIPPER W/ BLUE VALENTINE, NREBRASKA BRED GELDING,

This ad made me giggle. Anyone need a half ton dog?
The line "HE WANTS TO BE A DAM DOG" has me picturing all kinds of scenarios that led up to that statement
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post #4238 of 7202 Old 08-09-2012, 01:30 PM
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The line "HE WANTS TO BE A DAM DOG" has me picturing all kinds of scenarios that led up to that statement
That's what made me giggle, Tia! And I imagine this old cowboy going, "Ya **** horse, get that outta your mouth!"
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post #4239 of 7202 Old 08-09-2012, 01:34 PM
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3yr Old Philly


Heehee, the "philly"'s I see for sale never get old.
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3yr Old Philly


Heehee, the "philly"'s I see for sale never get old.
She's a cute little horse though! I like her
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