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post #4351 of 7202 Old 09-01-2012, 02:30 AM
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holy cow! lizzie your right.. looks like im done eating bread for a while.. dang the prices are going way up! and yes like above.. great pictures..

they should become photographers..:)

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post #4352 of 7202 Old 09-01-2012, 04:14 AM
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I couldn't find another thread like this, so I'm putting it here, cause I just had to share. I found this ad an craigslist this morning, and it left me scratching my head.
6-7 year old 1/4 horse for sale,
new horseshoes just replaced, well fed and taken care of,
must sell, tame on a ametaur rider, full horse not neuterd
must sell asap give me an offer

Um ya 1/4 horse, well whats the other 3/4 cow? Tame on amature rider hm I though we humans rode the horses not the other way around. Full horse not neutered, well then once gelded what is it, 1/4 horse. Just had to comment, made me laugh when I started reading it.
Thanks for making me fall out of my chair laughing, spilling hot coffee on myself! THAT is totally hilarious!

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post #4353 of 7202 Old 09-01-2012, 04:19 AM
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Hey now! I live in Indiana and I'm edumakated!
I got you both beat, bnr in Wes Vuhginny!
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post #4354 of 7202 Old 09-01-2012, 04:28 AM
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I saw that to. I also loved the sideways, grainy (probably cell phone) pictures that were posted of it.

This is also a favorite of mine, I found about a year ago.

Why he is in the house (and apparently about to leave a little pile on their carpet by the looks of it), I don't know.
Here's the title to one from Chicago area, from this morning:

5yr old running quarter horse for sale - $1500

Is the price reduced if he slows or stops?
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post #4355 of 7202 Old 09-01-2012, 09:56 AM
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Wow. poor pony! Look at all the pics!
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Check his video on youtube.com:
http://youtu.be/rdsH8Nz5Hy8

Meet Tom! He is a adorable miniature pony. He is 10 years old and stands 39 inches high. Tom is super sweet. No bite or kicking. He is very broke to ride.
Also great lead line pony for little kids. Or great for children to learn to be around horses.
Tom is a very easy keeper. You can keep him in your back yard!
He is dewormed, teeth are floated recently, UTD on shots and coggins.

Price: 1250
Price including pony saddle and bridle: 1350

Call for more info:
9O3-647-OO79

or visit out website:
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I find it SUPER DISAPPOINTING that this young girl chose to do two really crappy things in the video/pic clips from the video...A)rather than putting an APPROPRIATELY SIZED RIDER on him and doing all the riding bareback it initially displays, and later, the saddled riding with the tarp, etc...SHE RODE HIM HERSELF. (and)

B)She stood on his back. I have ZERO DESIRE to restart the "standing on your horse's back" thread here...I'm simply saying she is too heavy AND in terms of physics, too awkwardly shaped (tall above him) to safely do that, EVEN IF it was "just that once, as a sale gimmick".

If I was in the market for a child's pony I would have been 100% SOLD (barring anything untoward found upon vet exam) SIMPLY BASED UPON how well he stood for grooming, how cute his little personality seems, how he willingly trailers (loading and unloading himself...so cute!) & finally he is obviously not too spooky/has been well-desensitized...we saw him with the DOG ON HIS BACK...the multi-tarp shots...that all could've been done w/o oversized (for HIM) rider on his back!

It just bums me out...the girl's herd is so well behaved and healthy looking as is the pony! She has obviously put much effort into her horses. Why not borrow a small child for the riding demos or avoid them entirely until a potential buyer's child came out to try him! Ugh. Too bad. IMO would have been perfect otherwise and I bet they'd have sold that cutie in a week for the fair, IMO, price they are asking. I wonder with the "antics" if he sold, and--if so--to whom would be the better question (likely a non-horsey person who is not worried that she may have ridden him lots and damaged him in some ways, if not only causing him to now require a fair bit of chiropractic work (hopefully at the least!)...

Ah well...such a cute & EXTREMELY WELL-BEHAVED little boy! Wish I had a six year old daughter for him!! :0)

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post #4356 of 7202 Old 09-01-2012, 10:59 AM
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Here's a For Sale ad from equinenow.com that I find VERY interesting. These people spew the bloodlines out like pros but they list the size of the horse as Large....duh, how do you measure a horse, Joe? Perhaps they were ordering their double soy, half caff mocha chip chai latte when calling to place this ad?

World Class Pedigree Rarest Bloodlines Breeders Dream Photos
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post #4357 of 7202 Old 09-01-2012, 08:49 PM
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HORSE!!11 year old Aqha Bay Gelding

WHATTT? This ad has me so confused, I can't figure out if it's just a joke (but not funny) or what they mean..'put alittle ride in his hide' and 'there aint no horse forsale here' but then they give a number to contact them..

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post #4358 of 7202 Old 09-02-2012, 10:49 AM
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AQHA Stallion Service Perlino
I'm no conformation expert but something looks off about him..

http://columbus.craigslist.org/grd/3240198860.html
...I seriously thought that kid was on a llama in that picture. xD so fluffy.
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post #4359 of 7202 Old 09-02-2012, 12:51 PM
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AQHA Stallion Service Perlino
I'm no conformation expert but something looks off about him..

Dead Broke Mare
...I seriously thought that kid was on a llama in that picture. xD so fluffy.
Perlino looks like he could use a farrier badly and might be overweight hence the confirmation looking off either that or he's on roids...

She looked like a llama to me also!! lol
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post #4360 of 7202 Old 09-03-2012, 05:02 AM
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AQHA Stallion Service Perlino
I'm no conformation expert but something looks off about him..
Yikes, that horse is the poster child for sickle hocks!
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