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post #4451 of 7202 Old 09-14-2012, 11:37 AM
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Hey there, Emily?

We met last Friday morning. Well, maybe "met" isn't the right word. I believe the first thing you said to me was, "Who the **** are you?" That's a funny thing to say to a guy after wandering into his apartment, passing out in his bed, and accosting him wearing nothing but a bed sheet (your own, might I add) the next morning.

Before I get too far, know that I'm not mad. Actually, I think you were pretty funny. And apparently, cute. I was, however, hungover as all hell, lying horizontally on the living room couch.

Why on the couch? Well, that's where I chose to sleep (I know, weird concept) after crawling into what I mistakenly thought was my empty bed at 4am. Laying down in my bed meant risking waking you up. Which would have ended in one of two ways, 1) the worst horror movie ever or 2) possibly the greatest porno ever. I didn't like my odds. Couch it was.

Truth is, I already have a situation. A good situation, even though "my situation" lives in another state. It's so good, in fact, "my situation" laughed her *** off this morning when I told her that one story about a random naked girl waking up in my bed.

I believe you happened to mentioned your own situation, too. Only your situation, based solely on last night (and the tacky pattern on his [I assume] bed sheets)) doesn't sound like a great situation.

That said, it won't work with us. Sorry (it's not you, it's me and my over-use of parentheses). But I have a roommate, and I think he'd be a better "situation" for you. He has nice sheets and locks his door from the inside (looking out for your safety). He also had a better look at you this morning, and seemed to like what he saw despite you tip-toeing down the hall while simultaneously skyrocketing to the top of the walk of shame power rankings.

So, yeah. Let me know. I can arrange something, or you could just stop by.

I guess you already know where to find him.

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Ok....that has got to be the weirdest posting I've ever seen on craigslist. Wow.
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post #4452 of 7202 Old 09-14-2012, 11:48 AM
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Getting back on the sub...*ahem*

Here's one I got from FB:
ACPS approved championInhand stallion
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post #4453 of 7202 Old 09-14-2012, 08:29 PM
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Getting back on the sub...*ahem*

Here's one I got from FB:
ACPS approved championInhand stallion
Now that's one heck if a stallion!!
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post #4454 of 7202 Old 09-18-2012, 10:57 PM
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Didn't know there was such a marking called "Black Socks" on horses....

beauitful sweet mare, utd on everything, great feet. bay with four black socks. needs a small bit of weight, she was rescued and has PACKED on the pounds in the short time she's been with me. not broke, but will most likely be easy to. no vices other than not fancying being tied. LOVES to be pet and brushed especially. gets along with other horses just fine, no bite, no kick. will take best offer to a good home. or trade for a small one or two horse trailer, doesnt have to be fancy, doesnt have to look good. as long as it is usable. This mare needs a great home, would be an awesome kid project!!

Ad Type: For Sale
Status: Available
Name: Phoenix
Breed: Arabian
Gender: Mare
Color: Bay
Height: 14.20 hands
Temperament: 3 (1 - calm; 10 - spirited)
Age: 4 yrs
Registered: No
Country: United States of America
Price: $ 300
Location: Irondale, AL 35210
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post #4455 of 7202 Old 09-18-2012, 11:02 PM
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Poor girl shes as skinny as a washing rack.. Wishing I could financially own a horse right now, and she was in AUS.
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post #4456 of 7202 Old 09-19-2012, 12:08 PM
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"Tina" is 9 years old, molly mule, 14.2 hh, red dunn, this is a super nice and gentle mule, she is great for any and all levels of riders from beginner to advanced, this mule will go where you point her and is very willing to please, she is trustworthy and reliable, sound and healthy, Tina is easy to saddle, trim, clip, load, catch, etc. She is smooth and sure footed, good to pack or ride, has been ridden in pretty much all types of terrain this is a great mule with no problems.

Really, this is the photo the picked to put on their ad?
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post #4457 of 7202 Old 09-19-2012, 12:25 PM
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3 Yr Old Buckskin Halter

o.O nice picture.
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post #4458 of 7202 Old 09-19-2012, 12:27 PM
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3 Yr Old Buckskin Halter

o.O nice picture.
That is funny.
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post #4459 of 7202 Old 09-19-2012, 12:28 PM
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3 Yr Old Buckskin Halter

o.O nice picture.
Just curious...are they selling a horse or a halter? LOL
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post #4460 of 7202 Old 09-19-2012, 12:30 PM
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^^^ we had the ASPCA called on us because we were "trying to blind our horses"... they were wearing fly masks and apparently the folks who called had never seen such a thing. ha!
I got a call hecause a stallion was out killing the other horses.
My weanlings were playing while everyone else was laid out sleeping. Honestly... LOL

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