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post #4781 of 7202 Old 10-21-2012, 05:49 PM
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Haha some funny ones ive come across!!

"STANDARD BREAD 6YEAR OLD - $700
This is a six year old standard bread he is a stud but well mannard he's about 16hand's he has not been fooled with a hole lot he will go wherever you want him to he is a good horse though he doesn't want to stay in gait he like's to trot if somone had the time to mess with him he will be a fast hourse $700o.b.o text XXX XXX XXXX or call XXX XXX XXXX I can text or email pic's

hmm what a shame, i was actually looking for wholegrain.... Now tell me why would a standard bred like to trot? hehe

I have a 4 year old buckskin. fully broke. chestnut colored. 0000000000. ask for jeannie. asking $800. dont have tack or the time to ride her. she loads an unloads fine. you can swim her also. she does pretty much everything.


hmm buckskin but shes chestnut coloured!! yeah....Yes, that's right. If she loads, unloads, and swims she does "just about everything." Nevermind actual riding.
Thats Amazing!!!
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post #4782 of 7202 Old 10-21-2012, 05:52 PM
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This is a stupid reason to get rid of him. If I got rid of every horse that ever unseated me, (all of my horses), for that reason I would have...hm...no horses. I wonder how many they've gone through. C'mon people really.

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"Gelding John mule for sale. Approx 16 years old 15.3h. Handsome mule. I got him in the end of june. He hadn't been ridden in 8 years, no one had trimmed his feet, or messed with him, only time he was messed with was when the vet was out to float his teeth 2 years ago. Not sure of his story, but the previous owner said he was abused from the people they got him from. I got him home and started riding and packing him. I have had no issues what so ever with him until this past weekend. I have probably put over 150 miles on him in 3 months and he has never bucked, reared, took off or did anything to try and hurt me or unseat me. Under saddle he is very willing and brave, crosses water, I've ridden him along and packed him in a pack string. He neck reins and rides in a hackamore. On the ground he is kinda timid, a little spooky, and doesn't like his back feet messed with. I trim his front feet with no problems and ride him in boots or barefoot. Ok, no the bad news is, this past weekend my boyfriend rode him.for about 3 hours and had no issues, they went to put an empty beer can back on the saddle bags and the mule spooked, bolted, he bailed off and the mule ran all the way home, about a mile home. So, he has to go. We need dependable trail mounts because our friends and family ride with us. He might never do it again, I've drank many a beer on him and never had an issue, but he might and i can't risk the liability. So, $1000 obo or trade for hay/guns/nice saddle etc. He's a nice mule, easy to pack and pony. He's not for a beginner, unless you just want to use him as a companion or pasture protector. He's quiet for a mule and easy keeper and trailer loads well, crosses water, fine with atvs and traffic.
Need him gone asap so interested in all offers, money being first preference. :)"
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post #4783 of 7202 Old 10-21-2012, 05:57 PM
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And drinking beer horseback..? Very responsible.
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post #4784 of 7202 Old 10-21-2012, 05:59 PM
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And drinking beer horseback..? Very responsible.
Probably why he bolted. Was sick of drunk fools riding him.
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post #4785 of 7202 Old 10-21-2012, 06:32 PM
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^ lol. Id be.

Found this randomly. Shes so pretty. O.o
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post #4786 of 7202 Old 10-21-2012, 06:55 PM
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This makes me sick.

2 horses for sale

However, the response was spot-on.

re: 2 horses for sale in mohave valley
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post #4787 of 7202 Old 10-21-2012, 06:59 PM
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Wow thosr horses are way to skinny to be rideablr or priced that high poot things. Cant sre how people can look outside see that and be ok.
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post #4788 of 7202 Old 10-21-2012, 11:07 PM
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This makes me sick.

2 horses for sale

However, the response was spot-on.

re: 2 horses for sale in mohave valley
Good lord... This should be an SPCA case...
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post #4789 of 7202 Old 10-21-2012, 11:09 PM
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And drinking beer horseback..? Very responsible.

I've drank beer on horseback.lots, never had a problem.
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post #4790 of 7202 Old 10-22-2012, 06:48 AM
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Reminds me of a time I drove past a country bar and saw 2 horses tied to the rail out front. Went by again an hour later and 2 very drunk riders were trying to mount the horses. All I can say is the horses had a lot of patience! Would have liked to hung around and follow them home just to see how many times they fell off!
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