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post #4821 of 7202 Old 10-25-2012, 05:23 PM
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Double Submit Accident sorry

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post #4822 of 7202 Old 10-25-2012, 05:23 PM
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Awesome ponyzzz

I came across this....

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i take care of me cowz and horzez well. they like me cusin. i work for goverment agency and cowzz.
Awesome Ponyzzz

I'm sorry.... w-w-what now?
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post #4823 of 7202 Old 10-25-2012, 05:43 PM
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Lemon/Palameno Paint Quarter Horse for Sale

Darn, I was lookin' for grape!
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post #4824 of 7202 Old 10-25-2012, 05:58 PM
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I came across this....


Awesome Ponyzzz

I'm sorry.... w-w-what now?
I think it may be someone's stupid attempt at a joke. Did you see the name of the owner/farm? "Rednex Farms"? Sounds like they're trying to make fun of people who put stupid stuff like that in their ads.

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post #4825 of 7202 Old 10-25-2012, 06:12 PM
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I get that this person's first language may or may not be English (something about some of the syntax and grammar suggests a native Spanish speaker), however there's these two wonderful things called "spell check" and "proof-reading." Wish I could go get this little guy, just to get him out of the situation.

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Aloe is 5 months he is a quarter/ Arabian his dad is a Pierre bread Gyptian Arabian. Who is a dancing horse. the dad stands at 15hh. The mom is a quarter horse she is about 15.3hh big but big chest . She comes from race blood lines just dont have her paper,s. Aloe is about 13hh already he is going to be tall. He has nice body structure has Quarter Horse built and Arabian head and legs. Aloe can be ponyed around cars quads anything. You can tie him up pik up his feet wash him. He lets u do what ever you want. He is a funny little colt he loves his ball and toys. He is kinda lazy sometimes he has his mom,s personality real layed back colt should be easy to brake when older. Now aloe is still a colt has not droped his nuts yet so leave him as a stud to breed or get him gilded. He has not been put in a trailer yet but should be easy. I am asking 300$ for him . I dont have to sell him but I dont really need more horses I already have 3big ones + one is pregnant again. Witch I will sell it to when old enough. please call 434 409 71 89 ask for ash and note that if THIS COLT WILL GO TO A GOOD HOME!!! No TRADER,S OR MEAT BUYS I WILL SEE HE IS TAKEN CARE OF DONT WAST MY TIME IF U ARE. a

Yeah, because all the people with awesome, colorful, registered stallions check CL every day to see if there's anyone looking for their stud's services. *rolls eyes*
http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/grd/3364458991.html

Hi I'm seeking stud service from a AQHA/APHA/APPY stud papered prefered color is a must! I want a calm attitude stallion correct body structure. I would really love a nice head turner stud to cover my mare. Stout built athletic is a good trait to please email me with pictures videos even better i prefer west valley also let me know how much you charge.

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post #4826 of 7202 Old 10-25-2012, 06:25 PM
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Holy posty hind legs, Batman! I don't know if I've seen hind legs that straight...ever! O.o Poor guy. Definitely not stallion material.
AQHA Buckskin 4 year old stallion

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post #4827 of 7202 Old 10-25-2012, 06:27 PM
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Wow. Who would have thought that a girth could become a breastplate.
Not sure if you saw it or not, but there is nothing UNDER the horse (where the girth should go) holding the saddle on! They put the girth across the chest instead of under the belly, so there is literally NOTHING holding that saddle on. If that horse bolted, that little kid would be as good as dead.
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post #4828 of 7202 Old 10-25-2012, 06:44 PM
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Reminds me of talking to those uppity girls who have to turn every sentence into a question? and elongating the last woooorrddd? Like they don't actually know what they're saaayyyyingg? Ya Know?!
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Both need a WET BLANKET?! What?! LOL. I don't know how much more special one ad could get...
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post #4829 of 7202 Old 10-25-2012, 06:55 PM
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^his legs are like toothpicks :/
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post #4830 of 7202 Old 10-25-2012, 07:09 PM
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Palomino AQHA anSmall horse

. . . What? "Small horse" lol, and she's too big for him!:(
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