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post #5171 of 7202 Old 12-03-2012, 08:55 PM
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Captain One Eyed Jack is a miniture pony that is around 11 years old we are thinking. he is very lovable and he can be rode it has been awhile since he was last rode. he uses hackamores not bits. you can also use a halter and lead rope. he may be little but if you put him around other horses he will not listen he is still intact and he thinks he is a 10 foot tall stud.. but you get him by himself he is a gentle little pony. He only has one eye the vet thinks that he might have been born with only one. but we never have had him shy or spook from anything. Our Son used to use him to move cattle when we worked them. Call at [...]



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Here is the perfect Christmas gift for a little child, only US$300 ...
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post #5172 of 7202 Old 12-04-2012, 10:58 AM
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Captain One Eyed Jack is a miniture pony that is around 11 years old we are thinking. he is very lovable and he can be rode it has been awhile since he was last rode. he uses hackamores not bits. you can also use a halter and lead rope. he may be little but if you put him around other horses he will not listen he is still intact and he thinks he is a 10 foot tall stud.. but you get him by himself he is a gentle little pony. He only has one eye the vet thinks that he might have been born with only one. but we never have had him shy or spook from anything. Our Son used to use him to move cattle when we worked them. Call at [...]



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Here is the perfect Christmas gift for a little child, only US$300 ...
Lordy.... And to think a $100 surgery would keep pony and child safe... *headdesk*
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post #5173 of 7202 Old 12-04-2012, 03:55 PM
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I hate when people say 14.5 hands.. what is that?..14.2 hands, or 15 hands? I seen a wanted ad for a blanket needed for a 14.6 hand horse.. I hope, they find what they need, but it drives me crazy!
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post #5174 of 7202 Old 12-04-2012, 03:56 PM
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I'm on my phone, so I can't copy and paste, but I wrote down the ad so I could put it up on here. Not a horse for sale, but looking for a stud on CL.
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Wanted AQHA Stud To Bread To My Hancock Mare

I am looking for someone with a stud to bread my foundation Mare. I'm breading to get a rope prospect. My mare is AQUA registered and very good with all other horses. Please email if you have a stallion for stud to bread.

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All this talking of breading horses is making me hungry!
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post #5175 of 7202 Old 12-04-2012, 08:07 PM
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I also like that it is "Aqua" registered. What do you want to bet that the person posted that with their phone and had some major auto-correct failures?
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post #5176 of 7202 Old 12-04-2012, 08:34 PM
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wow 1/4 horse how is that possible then i saw the other comment and it said the might have meant quarter horse LOL XP
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post #5177 of 7202 Old 12-05-2012, 10:08 AM
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The first 4 pictures are of Buddy. He is a 3 year old paint, he is a stud and produces beautiful babies. He is started on his riding, I have backed him a couple times and he doesn't seem to care. The only problem is i have not used a saddle he doesn't seem to like them to much. He stands for his hooves to be trimmed and cleaned. He has had a bath before but doesn't perfer it to much. He is for sale for $800

The last 4 pictures are of 6 month old percheron. Peek-a-Boo is a big suck who doesn't know her own size. She stands for her hands hooves to be trimmed and cleaned, she loves to be brushed and played with. She has had a bare back saddle on and she didn't mind it being on. She likes baths in the summer time when the sun is beaming down at her. She likes to go play in the river so when she is ride able she will go through the river with ease. She is halter broke and my 10 year old neice can walk her around the farm. I am selling her for 300.
Okay, I admit it... I actually want the baby Percheron... just because she's got a cute face... but the stud... WOW...

He's 3 years old and already "producing beautiful babies" ... why is he even breeding so young? and he doesn't LIKE a saddle, bath, etc. LMAO he's a baby himself! of course he's not going to like a saddle, bath or anything like that... but it doesn't mean you don't do it!

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post #5178 of 7202 Old 12-05-2012, 10:16 AM
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I hate when people say 14.5 hands.. what is that?..14.2 hands, or 15 hands? I seen a wanted ad for a blanket needed for a 14.6 hand horse.. I hope, they find what they need, but it drives me crazy!
Just thought I'd quote Chiilaa here.. since she explained it earlier in the thread :)

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In imperial, a hand is 4 inches, hence the 14, 14.1, 14.2, 14.3, 15hh. In metric, a hand is 10 centimeters. Hence the 14.1, 14.2, 14.3, 14.3, 14.4, 14.5 etc. Some countries in Europe especially don't even use hands much anymore, they use centimeters. So if a horse measures 14.3hh horse in an imperial country, they measure 14.75hh in a metric country (bear in mind that lots of people do still use inches to measure hands in these countries too, but more people will understand what that means), and in Germany for example, they would measure as 147.5 cm.
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post #5179 of 7202 Old 12-05-2012, 11:16 AM
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This ad isn't dumb, as much as it's sad. Of course he's going to have energy if you've had him cooped up, perhaps gelding him because he's nothing special would help? They're definitely doing the right thing by selling him.
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post #5180 of 7202 Old 12-05-2012, 11:26 AM
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Okay everyone. I think I have found the mother of stupid ads. Get ready.
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HELP NEED FREE HORSE!! (Gainsville)

Date: 2012-12-04, 8:39PM CST
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Help I'm in need of a free horse! For my friend! Must be rideable!!!! Age really doesn't matter(mostly younger than 15yr.o) color and breed don't care. Barrel racing prospect or can barrel race. Beginner friendly...she can ride but need work(looks like she's driving a car)
Please help!
Angelina

She's a wanna be cowgirl, who wants a horse, love them so! But can't afford to buy on...only feed and other care(I hope.... She'd take better care off her horse than herself!!)
Thank you for reading
Location: Gainsville
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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I'm pretty sure this isn't a joke because the phone number was on the ad (I deleted it). Okay. So you want a free horse. A beginner friendly barrel prospect. But your friend doesn't know how to ride. She looks like she's driving a car? Lol. And someone should just give you this horse and you HOPE your friend can take care of it. My gosh people are insane.
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