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post #5671 of 7202 Old 01-21-2013, 11:19 AM
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Well darn it! This is all it takes to get a jumper? Silly me for not figuring this out earlier!

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Wanted: Looking for a reasonable cheap horse, that can jump!
Please email me if you have anything! Preferring below $1,00.

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post #5672 of 7202 Old 01-21-2013, 11:26 AM
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I'm pretty sure the pommel is touching the horse's withers and doesn't have a pad. Grrr that makes me mad!
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post #5673 of 7202 Old 01-21-2013, 11:29 AM
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Make sure its Qaurter horse, not Piant! lol

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Wanted: Qaurter Horse Bridle

Hi i am looking for a bridle for my qaurter horse. It has to have a bit on it because he is not yet trained. In other words an all equiped bridle. I'm not sure what i would pay for one so please contact me by phone ********** and ask for ***** thanks.
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post #5674 of 7202 Old 01-21-2013, 11:55 AM
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Hahahaha!
Wanted: EXPERIENCED Horse (Eureka)


Wanted: EXPERIENCED Horse


Look. I know what I want. Don't play games. I don't care if it's a mare or a geldong or a stallion or a colt or a filly or a foal. It has to jump. It has to event. It has to dressage. It has to polo. It has to trail. It has to big lick gait. It has to come when I call it. It has to do my laundry. It has to be cheap and delivered to me. Don't waste my time.
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post #5675 of 7202 Old 01-21-2013, 12:01 PM
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Hahahaha!
Wanted: EXPERIENCED Horse (Eureka)


Wanted: EXPERIENCED Horse


Look. I know what I want. Don't play games. I don't care if it's a mare or a geldong or a stallion or a colt or a filly or a foal. It has to jump. It has to event. It has to dressage. It has to polo. It has to trail. It has to big lick gait. It has to come when I call it. It has to do my laundry. It has to be cheap and delivered to me. Don't waste my time.
Oh Lawd, its one of those trolly ads! XD
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post #5676 of 7202 Old 01-21-2013, 03:16 PM
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Here is a gem. I like the 4th picture really makes me want to check out the horse. Why don't people put ANY info about their horse other than its color?

HORSE/TRADE/MAKE OFFER - $1 (PDX)
Oh, yay a Portland one. I don't know what you're complaining about. He put more info than just the color. It's NICE white horse.
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post #5677 of 7202 Old 01-21-2013, 03:39 PM
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Grade sorrel filly

"I have a little yearling sorrel filly. She has a hurt foot but my vet said should not effect her. She isn't to friendly yet. Would make a nice brood mare as she is built well. Asking 50 OBO. Is halter broke but may need a refresher. Need her gone but to a good home thanks."


I'm not sure what to think of this ad. She's cute and all but a brood mare?
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post #5678 of 7202 Old 01-21-2013, 05:18 PM
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Grade sorrel filly

"I have a little yearling sorrel filly. She has a hurt foot but my vet said should not effect her. She isn't to friendly yet. Would make a nice brood mare as she is built well. Asking 50 OBO. Is halter broke but may need a refresher. Need her gone but to a good home thanks."


I'm not sure what to think of this ad. She's cute and all but a brood mare?
If a horse has a uterus, you'd be mad not to breed it! Same as if it has balls, it must be a super stud! Never mind breeding, age, conformation, etc... if it has the right parts, breed it to death and create MORE ill-bred horses that'll end up being sold for $50! *obvious sarcasm*
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post #5679 of 7202 Old 01-21-2013, 05:22 PM
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If a horse has a uterus, you'd be mad not to breed it! Same as if it has balls, it must be a super stud! Never mind breeding, age, conformation, etc... if it has the right parts, breed it to death and create MORE ill-bred horses that'll end up being sold for $50! *obvious sarcasm*

Don't forget that you have to breed for color! Love the "What color should I breed my horse to?" questions! You know, you should *only* be concerned about color, not temperament, conformation, none of that stuff! The only point in breeding is to get a pretty pony, right? (obvious sarcasm here too:))
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post #5680 of 7202 Old 01-21-2013, 05:28 PM
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If a horse has a uterus, you'd be mad not to breed it! Same as if it has balls, it must be a super stud! Never mind breeding, age, conformation, etc... if it has the right parts, breed it to death and create MORE ill-bred horses that'll end up being sold for $50! *obvious sarcasm*
Speaking of stupid breeding, here is a video on Youtube about stupid breeders:

Favorite line: "My mare is smart, she will not have a dummy foal"
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