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post #571 of 7202 Old 02-09-2011, 01:08 PM
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This one seems a little bit creepy. Trade for guns?

bay ,gelding

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post #572 of 7202 Old 02-09-2011, 05:17 PM
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Why was this even put up as an ad?

Flying Hawk Stables

Date: 2011-02-09, 3:27PM CST
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I was woundering when they took over the stable? you never see anyone there poor horses are never outside(can u imagen life with out sunshine) Use to be so nice driving down freeway and seeing all those horses there. i have been by barn a few times to talk to someone but never seem to be anyone there. can anyone tell me where twelve oaks stables went?
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post #573 of 7202 Old 02-09-2011, 05:24 PM
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This one seems a little bit creepy. Trade for guns?

bay ,gelding
The add is gone but I would trade a horse for a nice rifle...
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post #574 of 7202 Old 02-09-2011, 06:03 PM
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Why was this even put up as an ad?

Flying Hawk Stables

Date: 2011-02-09, 3:27PM CST
Reply to:


I was woundering when they took over the stable? you never see anyone there poor horses are never outside(can u imagen life with out sunshine) Use to be so nice driving down freeway and seeing all those horses there. i have been by barn a few times to talk to someone but never seem to be anyone there. can anyone tell me where twelve oaks stables went?
  • Location: XXXXXX
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Weird....

Horses are scared of two things... Things that move and things that don't.
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post #575 of 7202 Old 02-09-2011, 06:06 PM
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8 year old mare horse for sale!! $ 400 obo. Horse is sarrel in color. Horse has been broken and can be ridden. I have a bad back and can't ride anymore. Horse needs a good pasture and nice owner.
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post #576 of 7202 Old 02-09-2011, 10:25 PM
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This one seems a little bit creepy. Trade for guns?

bay ,gelding
It says it's been flagged for removal... Maybe there's a good reason for that?
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post #577 of 7202 Old 02-10-2011, 01:40 AM
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Well this aint a for sale ad, but thought it was worth puttin up anyways. I have seen this ad in our local farmers forum, green section, whatever you want to call it. Can't understand the balls this guy has to do this!



im looking for lots of horses........will buy any amount ..buy lots of them by the lb doug carlson i need some good broke horses to, will take ponys to
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post #578 of 7202 Old 02-10-2011, 01:49 AM
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I was looking on the horse deals website and there was a pally and the add said "this palamino has a very unusual colour: gold"
NO DUH BRAINIAC!! all pally's are gold!! ;P
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post #579 of 7202 Old 02-10-2011, 01:48 PM
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"have a 5 year old mare just had a pilly in jan she is a good rider i do not have pic of baby yet i will try to upload some soon i think she is 14 hands very nice markings she is a great horse pls call kevin at.."

A Pilly? And I guess the mare has good EQ ;)

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post #580 of 7202 Old 02-10-2011, 03:26 PM
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Okay, not a horse ad, but I found this on a site.

How to read horse ads

BIG TROT

Can't canter within a 2 mile stretch
NICELY STARTED

Lunges, but we don't have enough insurance to ride him yet
TOP SHOW HORSE

Won a reserve championship 5 years ago at a show with unusually low entries due to a hurricane
HOME BRED

Knows nothing despite being home-grown
BOLD

Runaway
GOOD MOVER

Runaway
ATHLETIC

Runaway
NEEDS INTERMEDIATE RIDER

Runaway
NEEDS EXPERIENCED RIDER

DEAD Runaway
DEAD QUIET

Just dead
SPIRITED

Psychotic
RECENTLY VETTED

Someone else found something badly wrong with this horse
ANY VET CHECK WELCOME

Please pay for us to find out what the [email protected]#$ is wrong with him!
BIG BONED

Good this has mane and tail or would be mistaken for cow
DOING COURSES

When tranquilised to the eyeballs and lunged six hours straight before
WELL MANNERED

Hasn't stepped on, bitten or kicked anyone for a week
PROFESSIONALLY TRAINED

Hasn't stepped on, bitten or kicked anyone for a week
STARTED O/F

Started overfeeding because can't ride
SHOULD MATURE 16 HANDS

Currently 13hh, dam is 14.2hh, sire is 15hh, every horse in pedigree back 18 generations is under 15hh, but this horse will defy his DNA and grow
TO GOOD HOME ONLY

Not really for sale unless you can
  1. Pay twice what he is worth
  2. Allow current owner to tuck in beddy-bye every night, and
  3. Are willing to sign a 10 page legal document
NO VICES

Especially when he wears his muzzle
LIGHT CRIBBER

We can't afford to build any more stable and fences for this chainsaw
NO TIME FOR HIM

He's lucky to be fed
EXCELLENT DISPOSITION

Never been out of his stable
GOOD TO CLIP, SHOE, BOX

Clippety clippety is the sound his hooves make when he drags you across the yard as you try to box him
FOR SALE DUE TO LACK OF TIME

Rider cannot afford to spend any more time in hospital
WELL BRED

Mother and father are also brother and sister
BLACK

Brown and/or dirty
SUIT EVENTING

No brakes
SUIT DRESSAGE

No accelerator
SUIT ANYONE

Except us, we hate him
ALWAYS IN RIBBONS

The shows we went to gave complementary rossettes for all who entered
ALWAYS PLACED

The shows we went to were so small that there were no more than 3 in each class
GOOD AT SJ

All the classes we entered were minimus (jumps under 1 foot)

If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question, or asked the question wrong.* ~Pat Parelli
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