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post #631 of 7202 Old 02-17-2011, 04:05 PM
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I saw that this morning in the Fresno section! Left me speechless, too.

Originally Posted by uppidycowgirl View Post
I do not even have words for this one!!

Looking for a deaf horse (Bakersfield)

Date: 2011-02-17, 6:49AM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am looking for a deaf horse to use for mounted shooting. Horse must be broke to ride, SOUND and sane!
I will pay a fair price and the horse will have an absolutley wonderful home.

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post #632 of 7202 Old 02-17-2011, 04:10 PM
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I believe the one about "Killer" is a fake ad.
People do put up ads just to be stupid, and it sounds like one of those.
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post #633 of 7202 Old 02-17-2011, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Sunny View Post
I believe the one about "Killer" is a fake ad.
People do put up ads just to be stupid, and it sounds like one of those.
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I dunno, some people really do think horses sell better when labled as "wild".
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post #634 of 7202 Old 02-17-2011, 04:16 PM
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It's just the wording on this one that makes it sound purposely ridiculous.
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post #635 of 7202 Old 02-17-2011, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by BackInTheSaddleAgain View Post
I saw that this morning in the Fresno section! Left me speechless, too.
I find it hard to believe what people but in their ads!!! Must have no horse experience or they are just not real bright!!
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post #636 of 7202 Old 02-17-2011, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by noogie the pony View Post
QUOTE -ShutUpJoe
OR The blind riding the blind!

<Hes kid safe if u put him in a round pen just keep reading u c y hes easy for farrier leading loading and catchin. 16 hands hes a blue merle and white color. 14 years old. Trail rides. Need EXPERIENCED horse owmer hes BLIND in both eyes and will never see again. He would be great for a blind person who rides they can cope together. only had him for a month was ematiated when i got him. he needs a clean pasture and run. do some research he isnt useless. GOOD home a must!! Price is almost free or trade for a young gaited horse or pony or western saddle. I dont have the rite place for him hes stall kept rite now. call/text8596638297 Hes voice camand knows walk on, step up, step down, woah, and easy down. I REPEAT EXPERINCED HORSE OWNER and HES BLIND and i will keep him if the rite home never shows up. or trade for gaited mule?

OMG! Seriously! That is just awful, I feel so bad for that horse, probably stupid owners made it blind. Poor thing. Seriously the blind leading the blind! I hope no one is that stupid and actually believes this owner. Gizmo is only half blind and I have to stop him from running into trees and stuff all the time. Grrr this just ticks me off, I'm sorry.

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post #637 of 7202 Old 02-18-2011, 08:47 AM
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Gizmo, I have one that is completely blind, and I cannot imagine what a mess that would be, as I have to be his eyes for him any time he is not in the pasture with his "seeing-eye" horse. Although it is pretty funny to picture...

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post #638 of 7202 Old 02-19-2011, 02:06 AM
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Two horses for sale - $600 (Liberty, KY)

Just a snippet from the ad: "I have a paint Quarter Horse 4.3 hands high and an Appaloosa pony that is about 4.1 hands high. They have both grown up together and are very good pasture buddies. I would really like for them to go to the same home because of that reason."

Wait? What? How tall are they?
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post #639 of 7202 Old 02-19-2011, 12:58 PM
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paint for sale needs home fast !!!! - Handsome

hello :) i have a calm black/white paint stud for sale or trade . he is super sweet and quite . he dont call out for mares or anything i can take him on trails the rodeo with mares he dont care about them . ((i dont think he knows he has balls )) he has no stud like acts at all ! grate for kids or people that dont know how to ride . boom proof! im selling him cuz i want something faster . handsome is the kind of horse to do western pleasure or trails . if u have a questions please feel free to call/text or email :)
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post #640 of 7202 Old 02-19-2011, 02:22 PM
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Cute picture! lol

Horses are scared of two things... Things that move and things that don't.
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