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post #651 of 7202 Old 02-23-2011, 11:06 AM
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So, the only picture they have of him is peeing?



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OH MY GOSH! hilarious!! I didn't even notice thats what it was! I LOVE this thread, always guaranteed a good laugh! thanks for sharing that one.
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post #652 of 7202 Old 02-23-2011, 11:37 AM
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2004 AQHA Brood Mare - $750


Date: 2011-02-20, 1:25PM MST
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I appreciate the honesty of this one, tho if all it takes for her to sell the horse is to "buck off a rider"...yikes!



2004 AQHA sorrel brood mare. "Fancy" was ridden all summer as a dude horse, but bucked off a rider, so I can't use her on a dude string...so I'm selling her as a brood mare.
She is very flashy, has excellent conformation and has dun's in her pedigree, so she may throw you some color. 15HH, sound, easy to load and shoe, UTD on worming and shots. $750 OBO

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post #653 of 7202 Old 02-23-2011, 02:00 PM
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has dun's in her pedigree, so she may throw you some color.
LOL I love how the chestnut mare is going to suddenly throw out a dun gene
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post #654 of 7202 Old 02-23-2011, 02:34 PM
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I love these! Keep 'em coming! :p
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post #655 of 7202 Old 02-23-2011, 07:43 PM
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2004 AQHA Brood Mare - $750


Date: 2011-02-20, 1:25PM MST
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I appreciate the honesty of this one, tho if all it takes for her to sell the horse is to "buck off a rider"...yikes!



2004 AQHA sorrel brood mare. "Fancy" was ridden all summer as a dude horse, but bucked off a rider, so I can't use her on a dude string...so I'm selling her as a brood mare.
She is very flashy, has excellent conformation and has dun's in her pedigree, so she may throw you some color. 15HH, sound, easy to load and shoe, UTD on worming and shots. $750 OBO

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Usually rich people go to dude ranches. If she bucked someone they probably got mad and sued or something happened and now she is forced to sell. It was probably the person riding her, that made her do it though.

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post #656 of 7202 Old 03-05-2011, 02:52 AM
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i saw someone advertising a 12.5hh QH i thought they might mean QP but they meant QH ? i don't think they know how tall QH's are and that there is no such thing as a 12.5hh horse lol

mines not very funny so please keep them coming so i can have my afternoon laugh lol

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post #657 of 7202 Old 03-06-2011, 05:25 PM
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calm,gjentle, frindly, undersand acktions

Ad Type: for Sale
Status: Pending
Name: tessy
Breed: Arabian
Gender: Gelding
Color: Black
Height: 7.1 hands
Temperament: 1 (1 - calm; 10 - spirited)
Date of Birth: December 2006
Age: 5
Registered: Yes
Location: Florida , FL 00501
Country: United States
Price: $450


very calm tempared horse for adoption she is really healthy good looking and is now ready to be given to any lovely home that is ready to show to it that love that every horse will love to have . she has been registered and has all current pictures and documents contact us if interested in the puppy


Sooo, let me get this straight. This horse is calm, GJENTLE, FRINDLY, and UNDERSANDS ACKTIONS??

In the details, the horse is a gelding. In the description, they refer to the horse as "she." Can you make up your mind?

This horse is located in Florida, FL. Last time I checked, there was no town in FL called Florida.

Also, this horse is apparently 7.1 hh. Imagine that! A 7.1 hand arabian! HA!

Contact us if interested in the puppy?? Shoot me if i'm wrong, but i believe that's a picture of a pony.
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post #658 of 7202 Old 03-06-2011, 05:31 PM
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Bahahaha. With the peeing one, I think they were trying to show that the horse parks, and the only way they could make him park was if he peed *giggles*
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post #659 of 7202 Old 03-06-2011, 06:09 PM
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I had fun with this. Lets see... where to begin...

"I have a smooth TWH for sale. She is over 10 years old and will only follow another horse. You can put anybody on her and she will only follow the horse in front of her. She is a great trail horse."

She's a good trail horse... because she only follows the horse in front. What if the horse in front walked off a cliff? Then the rider would really be screwed.

For sale by the same guy:

"I have two mare Palomino walking horses for sale. Both mare are not quite two yet and are very friendly."

He knew the other ones were TWHs... why not these two?

Also, the one picture shows one of the fillies standing, head up, with some out-of-picture hauling on the lead rope so hard that the halter is twisted around, not to mention the fact that the lead rope wasn't even clipped to the bottom ring but to the right hand square ring by the nose. Ugh.

Also while browsing craigslist I saw an ad for "Garden- horse" and thought "WTF is a garden horse?" Turns out they were selling horse manure for the garden, lol.

Gah.. and then... "2-1/2 YR OLD BAY QUARTER HORSE STUD" and the picture is of a gangly thing with terrible conformation and looking a bit hungry, and it goes on to say "AMOUR IS A 2-1/2 YEARS OLD QUARTER HORSE (POSSIBLE MIX). HE HAS A GREAT PERSONALITY. HE IS GREEN BROKE. HE IS GREAT WITH KIDS. HE IS USED TO BEING AROUND DOGS. THIS PET NEEDS A GOOD HOME WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN GIVE HIM MORE ATTENTION." Yeah, all in caps.

And while it's not a horse, this one I found too darn hilarious to pass up. I laughed so hard I think I cried.

"Late 1800's horse barn for sale"
"large horse barn for sale two stalls, large pass through opening ,3 loft spaces ,tack room,storage bins feed trough and other areas fro i dont know what. very long hand hewn beams and rough cut lumber in great condition barn is water tight so the wood is in great shape. buyer disassembles and removes from property."

Because barns are so easily taken down, moved, and reassembled. lol

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post #660 of 7202 Old 03-06-2011, 06:32 PM
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I saw one today for a 19 yr old TWH stud. "Never been ridden...had 1 job his whole life...hahaha" Because yes, that's something to brag about.

The same seller had a mare in foal, and a two yr old TWH mix for sale. Backyard breeder anyone?

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