I had fun with this. Lets see... where to begin...
"I have a smooth TWH for sale. She is over 10 years old and will only follow another horse. You can put anybody on her and she will only follow the horse in front of her. She is a great trail horse."
She's a good trail horse... because she only follows the horse in front. What if the horse in front walked off a cliff? Then the rider would really be screwed.
For sale by the same guy:
"I have two mare Palomino walking horses for sale. Both mare are not quite two yet and are very friendly."
He knew the other ones were TWHs... why not these two?
Also, the one picture shows one of the fillies standing, head up, with some out-of-picture hauling on the lead rope so hard that the halter is twisted around, not to mention the fact that the lead rope wasn't even clipped to the bottom ring but to the right hand square ring by the nose. Ugh.
Also while browsing craigslist I saw an ad for "Garden- horse" and thought "WTF is a garden horse?" Turns out they were selling horse manure for the garden, lol.
Gah.. and then... "2-1/2 YR OLD BAY QUARTER HORSE STUD" and the picture is of a gangly thing with terrible conformation and looking a bit hungry, and it goes on to say "AMOUR IS A 2-1/2 YEARS OLD QUARTER HORSE (POSSIBLE MIX). HE HAS A GREAT PERSONALITY. HE IS GREEN BROKE. HE IS GREAT WITH KIDS. HE IS USED TO BEING AROUND DOGS. THIS PET NEEDS A GOOD HOME WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN GIVE HIM MORE ATTENTION." Yeah, all in caps.
And while it's not a horse, this one I found too darn hilarious to pass up. I laughed so hard I think I cried.
"Late 1800's horse barn for sale"
"large horse barn for sale two stalls, large pass through opening ,3 loft spaces ,tack room,storage bins feed trough and other areas fro i dont know what. very long hand hewn beams and rough cut lumber in great condition barn is water tight so the wood is in great shape. buyer disassembles and removes from property."
Because barns are so easily taken down, moved, and reassembled. lol