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I couldn't find another thread like this, so I'm putting it here, cause I just had to share. I found this ad an craigslist this morning, and it left me scratching my head.
6-7 year old 1/4 horse for sale,
new horseshoes just replaced, well fed and taken care of,
must sell, tame on a ametaur rider, full horse not neuterd
must sell asap give me an offer

Um ya 1/4 horse, well whats the other 3/4 cow? Tame on amature rider hm I though we humans rode the horses not the other way around. Full horse not neutered, well then once gelded what is it, 1/4 horse. Just had to comment, made me laugh when I started reading it.
 
#2,331 ·
I thought all ya'll would enjoy seeing a Grade Stud horse. :P
Buckskin Horse (Stud Colt) - $250 (Cheyenne)

Date: 2012-02-01, 9:21AM MST
Reply to: kufj5-2829178886@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


To All, This horse is sold as GRADE, He is a 16 MONTH OLD STUD COLT. There is absolutely NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM. He has not had much done with him. I bought some Mares and he came in on the deal. I have his mother on hand to see size etc. I have loaded him a few times and he is learning to Lead and Lunge. I have Saddled him a few times. All of which he has done fine. The fact of the matter is, now listen close. STUD FEES COST MORE THAN THIS GUY.... to CLEAN OUT YOUR MARE AFTER FOALING COSTS MORE THAN THIS GUY. To me this is a no brainer. What does everyone want for $250.00 A registered fully trained and broke horse that will stand on his head. I mean come on people this is a colt for a measly $250.00. If this is to much for you than having him will definately be to much for you because he will eat that much in hay in a couple months. He is what he is. No more no less. I will continue to work him until sold. He is very easy going for a horse that has not had much done with him, But he is still young. If I do break him I can assure all of you he will be worth a heck of alot more than $250.00. If I affended anyone than its simple dont reply. If you want him than you are a true horse person that understands the situation and I welcome your call or e-mail you are the kind of person that deserves a nice horse like this one. Have a good day.
 
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Gorgeous palomino barrel horse - $7500 (Fayetteville ar)

Date: 2011-12-18, 6:56PM CST
Reply to: sale-wuvzr-2759913556@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Do you want to be competitive, have fun and all while riding in style? Meet sunny!! Easy to ride just point and kick. I started this horse as a 3 year old while I was in college, when I left his owners turned him out. I Picked him back up and it was like he had not forgotten a thing. Absolutly no naughty habits. Walks in the gate and is a push style but not a barrel hitter. Ready to be a 1d winner with more hauling. Ive not asked this horse for everything he has yet! Would even be suitable for experianced youth, being as he is extremly smooth in his turns. He has worked cattle in the sale barns as well and is extremly cowy!! Plus, You wont find one with more chrome! Sunny has an amazing pedigree, but unfortunatly was never papered due to death of the mare shortly after birth, who was an own daughter of Frenchmans Guy. He can be papered but It will cost more than I am willing to spend when it doesnt affect his performance. Dont pass up this nice gelding who works as good as he looks!!!
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Oooook, you want $7,500 for him but you won't take the time or spend the $$ to get him registered? WTH.
 
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Gorgeous palomino barrel horse - $7500 (Fayetteville ar)

Date: 2011-12-18, 6:56PM CST
Reply to: sale-wuvzr-2759913556@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Do you want to be competitive, have fun and all while riding in style? Meet sunny!! Easy to ride just point and kick. I started this horse as a 3 year old while I was in college, when I left his owners turned him out. I Picked him back up and it was like he had not forgotten a thing. Absolutly no naughty habits. Walks in the gate and is a push style but not a barrel hitter. Ready to be a 1d winner with more hauling. Ive not asked this horse for everything he has yet! Would even be suitable for experianced youth, being as he is extremly smooth in his turns. He has worked cattle in the sale barns as well and is extremly cowy!! Plus, You wont find one with more chrome! Sunny has an amazing pedigree, but unfortunatly was never papered due to death of the mare shortly after birth, who was an own daughter of Frenchmans Guy. He can be papered but It will cost more than I am willing to spend when it doesnt affect his performance. Dont pass up this nice gelding who works as good as he looks!!!
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The part in bold kind of makes me :evil:.

I wish I had a facepalm picture or a camera to show me banging my head on the desk.... that is great it aslo said he had 2 colt mare offsprings
You mean like this?


or this?
 
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sweet palomino brood mare - $500 (huntsville)

Date: 2012-01-31, 5:41PM CST
Reply to: a8bre-2828289396@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This mare is heavy bred and should give you a nice foal. No have know clue what she is bred to bought her bred. Goldie is a very sweet easy going mare. I bought her to breed to my stallion but she is already bred and went through a divorce and need to cut down on a few horses. She has lost eye in a accident don't know much about mare the eye is gone and they spent money on her to have it fixed nicely. The mare is a full blood quarter horse just she didn't sell high enought for the people to sell her papers which is wrong and will never do another deal like that but it is what i did at time. She is broke to ride and she is neck reined and rides nice just she is spooky because of eye. call 479-325-1013 she could be bred with a donkey also due to there was one that was with her just so you know all i know price is firm.

LOLOL! Just so's ya know she is in foal, could have a mule, and she's 1/2 blind, spooky, not registered, and the price is FIRM.
 
#2,335 ·
i got a good one. lol

paint geldon - $75 (Whitwell TN)


paint stud around 5-7 years old no papers never been broke has had two colts both where black and white female paints....i would really love for this horse to get a family that will take care of him the last time i sold him the guy did poorly takin care of him and when we wnt to get him he was knee deep in mudd and was so malnurished that his spine stuck out atleast 3 inches :( my dad had to basically pick him up and carry him to the trailer he is now a lot better but there is room for improvment i dont have the time i hope to find someone who does he is not a rackin horse txt or call if no answer plz leave a msg

i had no idea a horse could be a gelding, stud and mare at the same time!!
 
#2,336 ·
i got a good one. lol

paint geldon - $75 (Whitwell TN)


paint stud around 5-7 years old no papers never been broke has had two colts both where black and white female paints....i would really love for this horse to get a family that will take care of him the last time i sold him the guy did poorly takin care of him and when we wnt to get him he was knee deep in mudd and was so malnurished that his spine stuck out atleast 3 inches :( my dad had to basically pick him up and carry him to the trailer he is now a lot better but there is room for improvment i dont have the time i hope to find someone who does he is not a rackin horse txt or call if no answer plz leave a msg

i had no idea a horse could be a gelding, stud and mare at the same time!!
I wish I had a facepalm picture or a camera to show me banging my head on the desk.... that is great it aslo said he had 2 colt mare offsprings
 
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Big well broke gelding Q/H-Thoroughbred Cross - $1200 (Platteville)

Date: 2012-02-01, 12:33PM MST
Reply to: t2gh9-2829567905@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Big 16h 13-15 year old gelding (sorry no papers). Well broke for anything, my kids have rode him!! He would not be suitable for a child's horse, he does not care for a lot of attention. Not mean....just shy!! He is big, strong, and easy keeper! Up to date on everything!! Strong sturdy legs and giant feet!! He is barefoot and sound. Would make a good trail, ranch or work horse! He is great with other horses...low guy in the herd. Great with ferrier or anything that needs done. Not hard to catch...but not running to the gate. He is shy!Contact me by email or (Text) me @ 303-961-3947 for more pics and additional information! Please do not call unless very serious! My time is limited
 
#2,347 ·
But he is a pretteh poneh with a pretteh Kolor amirite?

Also, "foal at foot" is a term I have heard a lot. It's probably more common here than "foal at side".
 
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Anybody want a Cladsdale fillie?

1 Cladsdale fillie 8 months old with papers,

2 miniture ponies ideal for kids

4 Donkeys 2 Black and 2 White foal at foot and in foal.

Prices on request.
Horses & Donkeys for sale in Laois - DoneDeal.ie
"foal at foot and in foal" LOL!!! Do they stand on their babies?!? I have heard of a foal at side, but never "at foot" -that really made me laugh :D

Edit: thought I would also add that I hope they don't have a foal at their foot and another foot in a foal :D
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#2,348 ·
I may just may be the one living in a closet... LOL! Have mostly seen ads that list a foal at side and bred for another foal (sometimes also referred to as a three in one package), might just be the potato growers around here though :D

But I do wonder how many donkeys there are. Are there 4 donkeys and each of them have a baby and are bred back for more? Or are there only 2 donkeys with babies?
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#2,349 · (Edited)
Trail Horse - $400

Mighty Star Spirit aka "appy" is a 16 year old registered gelding. He is 15'3 hands tall. He ropes and runs barrels. He has tons of speed. Is very quiet in the box and in the run out. He is a great on the heel side and on the head side. We have been using him to sort cattle. Appy neck reins, backs, changes leads, and has a awesome stop. He has a wonderful personality. call text or email 4045395589



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appy mare reduced bottom

6 year old been on wagon trains and trails stays fat year round solid hard hooves and great muscle and very athletic can really go when u call on her could make a barrel horse with a little work


Can not get the pic to post...but the mare looks to be a past founder. Cresty neck, fat rolls all over, and a gray to boot.
 
#2,358 ·
Quiet in the box!!!!!! Yeah!! He can hardly STAND with someone on him! Awesome stop?? Probably because he's STARVED TO DEATH and can hardly go further! I'd go take him if I was closer too, poor poor guy for having to endure that MADNESS!
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Black Appaloosa Filly - $1000 (Princeton Idaho)

Date: 2011-12-23, 3:35PM PST
Reply to: xpfkq-2767189892@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


4-18-2011 Black/white registered filly. "Taylor" is super gentle, high quality filly that loves attention

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:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock: :rofl::rofl::rofl: <-that is what I did when I saw this!
 
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horse sadle

horse sadle - $300 (sandpoint)

Date: 2012-02-02, 10:25PM PST
Reply to: knkbh-2832218916@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


have a hore satle some items new others used. need it sold moving out of storgage unit no place for it and need the money!
believe the seat is 16" and the sadle might be a barle sadle mix... so i have been told. itaso has silver/gold emblems on it.
Jeremy call me don't email.
208-255-8815 make offer. call to see.no pics at this time

:shock::shock: I don't even want to know...


National Show Horse Gelding

National Show Horse Gelding - $400 (Sagle, ID)

Date: 2012-02-02, 2:03PM PST
Reply to: upsd7-2831603752@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hickory is still for sale. He is approximately 10 years old, 16 hh, and is believed to be Arab/Saddlebred aka NSH. He is not for beginner. He needs someone who will always be the boss and not let him take control. He will test the limits to make sure that you are the boss. I would love to get rid of him soon. He is not safe for my toddler age children to be around as he does kick mostly at the dog, but also at people if he doesn't want to messed with. He has attitude in excess and will run into the ground. He is difficult to stop and needs retraining. He feels the bit but doesn't respect it or the rider if and when he gets the idea that you are not the boss any more.
Thanks for looking. Please call, text, or e-mail with any questions.
Elizabeth
319-541-0984

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I am glad that she is honest, but I think she will have some difficulty selling him even at the price he is listed for.
 
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http://spokane.craigslist.org/grd/2832218916.htmlNational Show Horse Gelding

National Show Horse Gelding - $400 (Sagle, ID)

Date: 2012-02-02, 2:03PM PST
Reply to: upsd7-2831603752@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hickory is still for sale. He is approximately 10 years old, 16 hh, and is believed to be Arab/Saddlebred aka NSH. He is not for beginner. He needs someone who will always be the boss and not let him take control. He will test the limits to make sure that you are the boss. I would love to get rid of him soon. He is not safe for my toddler age children to be around as he does kick mostly at the dog, but also at people if he doesn't want to messed with. He has attitude in excess and will run into the ground. He is difficult to stop and needs retraining. He feels the bit but doesn't respect it or the rider if and when he gets the idea that you are not the boss any more.
Thanks for looking. Please call, text, or e-mail with any questions.
Elizabeth
319-541-0984

  • Location: Sagle, ID
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You know what's really sad is that his behavior sounds a lot like my old gelding when I started working with him. :-(

And I love how her helmet is hanging on her saddle with this apparently difficult to handle horse. :shock:
 
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