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post #7111 of 7202 Old 05-13-2013, 08:12 AM
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Misty's Girl, thanks to that post, I have an overwhelming desire to go buy a pony and name it Pong. How cute would that be? Or maybe a pair, and name the other one Ping?
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post #7112 of 7202 Old 05-13-2013, 10:03 AM
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Ok folks her is the ad for my horse on craigslist, what do I need to fix, I am so very bad at this!

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post #7113 of 7202 Old 05-13-2013, 10:10 AM
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I have a 14 year old mare for sale, sweet horse. Ridden western, both in an arena and on trails. Great for farrier, and vet. Must sell due to health, I can no longer ride and she is such a good horse she deserves a home that will use her. She is unregistered, but possibly was shown in the past,(remove comma) in showmanship. She's a sweet horse to ride, but by no means lazy. She is NOT up to date on Coggins or spring shots, but has not left my farm in 3 years and no other horse has come here so I am not too worried about it. She is up to date on worming and hoof care. My Farrier loves her feet, she doesn't need shoes and they are good feet. I am asking 600 for the mare alone, or 1000 for mare and all her tack; Western Saddle, headstall, blanket, halter, and lead. If interested she she can also come with her best friend a miniature jack donkey. They have been pastured together for the past two years, he is just too short to "help" her out when in heat. (if you know what I mean) Please call or text (920) nine four six 9631. Please leave a message and I will call you right back! Thank you for looking.

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post #7114 of 7202 Old 05-13-2013, 10:16 AM
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^^ I still see a handful of grammatical errors in that post.
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post #7115 of 7202 Old 05-13-2013, 11:54 AM
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Edits made, thank you I also found a few mistakes I made!
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post #7116 of 7202 Old 05-13-2013, 12:36 PM
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So last week or so, I posted an ad for a scraggly, underfed poor filly.

Now the gal is trying to sell the momma.....
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post #7117 of 7202 Old 05-13-2013, 12:47 PM
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There are a few.

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post #7119 of 7202 Old 05-13-2013, 04:17 PM
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What on earth is attached to this poor gelding's mouth? And then his 'sale' video is fast forwarded constantly, making me wonder what they're trying to keep you from noticing...

Ranch Gelding

Ranch Gelding (Navasota, TX)

9 year old ranch gelding for sale. Has been started on barrels. Watch him ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rNMU4ssHV4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

The bits on these poor ponies...spades and curbs? O_o



Holy butt high and steep croup!

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Horses, stallions, geldings, babys all for sale
I have draft horses not brokes cheap price

He is for beginners but is wearing a curb and the kid(guy?) is hauling his mouth so hard that he's leaning back, yet the horse is still plowing forwards. Ok... Biothane halter is on wrong too.

Great Kids Pony with Tack

Great Kids Pony with Tack - $800 (Rosharon, TX)

Boots is a 9yr old gelding less than 13 hands tall. He is a great pony that the kids can ride anywhere he has been on trail rides along with just riding in parks. My kids have outgrown him, he will be awesome for a beginner or experienced kid. I am selling him with all the tack, saddle, bridle, breast collar. $800 OBO. I will sell pony by himself but prefer to sell whole thing. Serious Inquires only

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post #7120 of 7202 Old 05-13-2013, 04:44 PM
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The chestnut gelding looks to be quite nice and IN THE RIGHT HANDS could be a decent mount. He is obviously VERY unhappy in the movies. Note the flashing tail.

In the last pic they say the kids have outgrown him, yet shows an adult or large person riding.

I imagine, some/maybe all, have been trained by someone from south of the border. Their training is a lot different from that which we like to see here. Often, their horses are trained to 'dance'. Not sure 'trained' is the correct word. Mostly made to do it by fear, unfortunately. See videos on Youtube. Very cruel and harsh and absolutely nothing which even resembles, true dancing horses.

It is all so very sad.

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