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post #771 of 7202 Old 04-11-2011, 07:42 PM
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And "great for rodeo" could mean a whole lot of things!

Here is one I happened upon tonite......

8 year old TB mare, was a bay but it now covered in mud from head to hoof thanks to wny weather. Has attitude and would be good(if I had time to work with her) she is a ex-race horse, eats like a pig and craps like a horse. She is about 16 hands, she is in love with my Mustang gelding and both are being stupid. Oh ya, $500 each...she would go English and as for him, who knows!!! UTD on shots and coggins (both). No pictures and not going to take any. Email if interested, this is not a joke.

Hmmmm....not sure WHAT to say!

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post #772 of 7202 Old 04-11-2011, 08:04 PM
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And "great for rodeo" could mean a whole lot of things!

Here is one I happened upon tonite......

8 year old TB mare, was a bay but it now covered in mud from head to hoof thanks to wny weather. Has attitude and would be good(if I had time to work with her) she is a ex-race horse, eats like a pig and craps like a horse. She is about 16 hands, she is in love with my Mustang gelding and both are being stupid. Oh ya, $500 each...she would go English and as for him, who knows!!! UTD on shots and coggins (both). No pictures and not going to take any. Email if interested, this is not a joke.

Hmmmm....not sure WHAT to say!
it's sad they even has to say "this is not a joke"..if they were planning on selling the horse from an ad like that they must be reallllll stupid

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post #773 of 7202 Old 04-11-2011, 08:08 PM
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^^^ that and also I think the "colt mare" bit is just bad punctuation
actually that wouldn't make sense. They probably meant to say foal mare (I think their reasoning is colt=foal). A little confusing, but they could have just said filly. I don't think that person is very educated on the horse terminology (;

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post #774 of 7202 Old 04-11-2011, 09:44 PM
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death broken - that's cute, lol. But what exactly is a Mexican horse?
Actually, I think I know what they're talking about. At the camp I worked at 2 summers ago, 80% of our lesson ponies were these little horses from Mexico. The barn head called them "Mexican Mustangs", but I have no idea if that's proper breed terminology or not. They were all about 14-15hh. Some had been doing the camp thing for years, & some were blatantly still babies (probably 3 or 4) who didn't have a clue, but were quite precious & tried their hardest. They were decent enough for what we needed them for, but I certaintly wouldn't pay 2.5k for one.
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post #775 of 7202 Old 04-12-2011, 01:53 AM
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This isn't for a horse for sale, but it is still funny.

"I have an Apollo water cooled 250cc 4 stroke dirtbike that i am ready to get rid of. runs great and i love it, just dont have time to ride anymore.
im looking or cash but if anyone is interested in trading for a horse i will be willing."

You don't have time to ride your dirtbike, but you will have time to ride a horse?
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post #776 of 7202 Old 04-12-2011, 01:55 AM
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PaintLover, I just saw one that started with "I need a front porch and you need your horse trained!" It was a rant about how they would train your horse if you built them stairs to get into their front door. Bahaha.
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post #777 of 7202 Old 04-12-2011, 02:02 AM
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Okay, here's another one:

"13 year old quater horse. this horse can do anything: roping trails, what ever you want to use it for."

It? Not he or she? Is this a mare, gelding, or stallion? There's a couple picures of the horse and he/she looks rather thin and not cared for. They are asking $2000!
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post #778 of 7202 Old 04-12-2011, 08:41 AM
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Some people are just plain clueless as to the market value of their horses these days. Neighbor paid $3500 for a horse that wasn't worth more than $500 a few years ago. Rode him (gelding) around for a few years, then thought they could sell at a profit! Imagine their shock when their big financial investment brought $75 at auction!

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post #779 of 7202 Old 04-12-2011, 05:56 PM
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Ouch! That must have hurt! LOL

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post #780 of 7202 Old 04-12-2011, 07:18 PM
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"i would like to get read of my horse if any one is interested i am not just call

they would like to "get read" of their horse? and I thought the "if anyone is interested i am not" bit was funny..
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