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post #821 of 7202 Old 04-23-2011, 09:43 PM
Lis
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Probably couldn't fit into a box or trailer now. Can you imagine trying to get your legs round him? My little legs would leaving my hips at right angles sat on top of him.

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post #822 of 7202 Old 04-23-2011, 10:56 PM
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Probably couldn't fit into a box or trailer now. Can you imagine trying to get your legs round him? My little legs would leaving my hips at right angles sat on top of him.
I was thinking the same thing! Be like doing the splits. Poor guy looks like he's been getting free choice everything where food is concerned :( He is pretty darn cute though!

Life is like a camera. Focus on what's important, Capture the good times, Develop from the negatives and if things don't work out, Take another shot.
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post #823 of 7202 Old 04-24-2011, 12:43 AM
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This was a really funny blog but it stopped being updated last year. You can still read it for the older posts, though.

Bad Ways to Sell Your Horse
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post #824 of 7202 Old 04-24-2011, 11:57 AM
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14.2hh traditional black and white stallion. 9 years old, runs with mares or lives alone.
Good to catch, box, easy to do, lives out. Plenty of bone and feather.
Has only been used for breeding but no reason why can't be broken for ride or drive.
Price: 1,200
Good to catch because he's too fat to run away not to mention 9 year old stallion that's done ****** all.
ooopsy! I'm seein a little bit of editing necessary that didn't get done!

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post #825 of 7202 Old 04-24-2011, 01:55 PM
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wonderful horse looking for Forever home as someone's main or only horse.
Enjoys trails, camping, going places, staying home, hanging out, showing off, sharing hay, etc.
over 15hds, registered, recently gelded
I started Smoke under saddle as a 5 yr old and have truly enjoyed this wholesome partner
he's Smart! Honorable. Great communicator. Willing. and Patient.
To be sold as a pleasure horse, not a performance horse.
Serious inquiries only. I will not let people "test ride"... he will let me know when he's met the right person, and only they will be graced with experiencing the beautiful riding horse he is. He is not "free"... discussion of his price comes after he decides he's yours.
Thank you and God Bless.
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post #826 of 7202 Old 04-24-2011, 02:51 PM
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Beautiful 15 yr old arib/quarter .14 hh great on trails , perfect for barrel racing. Healthy, UTD on all shots. Does not need shoes, great feet. Too many horses , must get rid of a few. Not good for kids unless experienced.

Contact Stacey at (530)xxx-xxxx or (530)xxx-xxxx asking $500 OBO

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post #827 of 7202 Old 04-24-2011, 06:29 PM
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Not really sure! LOL

I saw one yesterday at my feed store... It was on a blank white paper and writen in pen.

"Many horses for sale, vairous prices... Call xxx xxxx

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post #828 of 7202 Old 04-24-2011, 07:03 PM
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LOL I loved amateur people!

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post #829 of 7202 Old 04-24-2011, 07:05 PM
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LOL I loved amateur people!

Yeah, they are the one's who don't get paid to be people.
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post #830 of 7202 Old 04-24-2011, 07:06 PM
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yeah, the homeless

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