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post #841 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 03:09 PM
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Grade horses around here are considered high if they are $500 right now, even well broke ones.

Try this add - she puts her 1 year old on a two year old horse and leads him around? Is she crazy?

One question, though - why do so many ads on Craiglist have such horrible pictures? People - if you want to sell your horse, take a decent picture in good light!

Gentle gentle gelding - $450 (Lindsay)

Date: 2011-04-27, 1:27PM CDT



2 yr gelding out of a reg aqha mare. He is sweet and VERY GENTLE. I put my 1 yr old on his back and lead him around all the time. Stands right at 14 hh. Has been saddled and rode a few times and did just great. Wormed with zimectrin gold last week UTD on shots and coggins and hoof trimming. No kick bite buck! He is like a giant respectful dog. Text or email for more info. Good homes only!!!!! XXXXXXXXXX
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post #842 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 03:25 PM
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Grade horses around here are considered high if they are $500 right now, even well broke ones.

Try this add - she puts her 1 year old on a two year old horse and leads him around? Is she crazy?

One question, though - why do so many ads on Craiglist have such horrible pictures? People - if you want to sell your horse, take a decent picture in good light!

Gentle gentle gelding - $450 (Lindsay)

Date: 2011-04-27, 1:27PM CDT






2 yr gelding out of a reg aqha mare. He is sweet and VERY GENTLE. I put my 1 yr old on his back and lead him around all the time. Stands right at 14 hh. Has been saddled and rode a few times and did just great. Wormed with zimectrin gold last week UTD on shots and coggins and hoof trimming. No kick bite buck! He is like a giant respectful dog. Text or email for more info. Good homes only!!!!! XXXXXXXXXX
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she obviously wants to get rid of that 1 year old, huh!? lol

Amen to why there are such crappy pictures. Why bother putting a crumy picture up and half of them say "sorry about the bad picture" seriously??
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post #843 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 04:14 PM
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wonderful horse looking for Forever home as someone's main or only horse.
Enjoys trails, camping, going places, staying home, hanging out, showing off, sharing hay, etc.
over 15hds, registered, recently gelded
I started Smoke under saddle as a 5 yr old and have truly enjoyed this wholesome partner
he's Smart! Honorable. Great communicator. Willing. and Patient.
To be sold as a pleasure horse, not a performance horse.
Serious inquiries only. I will not let people "test ride"... he will let me know when he's met the right person, and only they will be graced with experiencing the beautiful riding horse he is. He is not "free"... discussion of his price comes after he decides he's yours.
Thank you and God Bless.
OMG, I got such a good laugh out of this one. Someone has bought into the whole frilly, fluffy NH movement just a wee bit too much.


I really don't see a ton of bad ads on Amarillo CL but I thought this one was just worthy of a head shake.

tobiano filly 23 mo old - $400 (rush springs )

Date: 2011-04-24, 11:34PM CDT



well like to sell my horse not interested in her xxxxxxxxxx

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Or...........Needs work......and groceries apparently. Oh, did we mention that he is a monster to try to shoe and that's the reason we want rid of him?

Horse aimed to please(needs work) - $200 (Fritch)

Date: 2011-04-22, 6:16PM CDT



saddles up nicely, rode only in corrals and round pen. does good with other animals, dogs, and kids. about 7 years old. has been cut. great temperment. give him a chance, has scars from other horses the previous owners had. he does load/stand for the farrier but not done often so a bit nervous. thats why we would like to sell him so he can go to a nice family. will consider even trades or reasonable offers. alfalfa, hay, goats, sheep, farm equipment, etc. please call or text xxxxxxxxxx
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post #844 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 04:22 PM
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OMG I just want to cry! she is only a year old!

Shetland Pony - Mare (ASPC)

I wish I had the cash to buy her shes cute!

My name is now my horses on a dor not my horse sonador
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post #845 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 04:26 PM
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Amarillo


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great temperment. give him a chance,
MY grandma's in Amarillo, but I doubt you know her

I LOLed on that phrase.....I mean it's like: This horse is great! But give him a chance

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post #846 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 05:50 PM
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nice very loving gentle horse he will walk up to you and hit you with his nose untill you pet him.
hes only greenbroke.
havnt really worked with him much.
hes in shape.
have no papers on him.
thanks
ricky 000-000-0000

Man, a horse so gentle he'll hit you with his nose til you pet 'im!

NEED TO SALE OR REHOME THIS WONDERFUL KID SAFE HORSE SHE IS A TEENAGER BUT THAT DOES NOT STOP HER....SHE LOVES TO RUN IF YOU WANT TO RUN HER.I NEED HER REHOMED BY THIS MONDAY......STUPED RULES $$ 400.00 FIRM............PLEASE CALL # 000-000-0000 OR E_MAIL......


Yes, this person spelled STUPID wrong. Oh, the irony.


I have a beutiful Thruabread regestered horse for sale, or will trade for a gental horse that a beginner could ride.She is 9 yrs. old, female, not fixed, with dood blood line, nice breeding option, with papers.Good rider with expierieanced rider.If interested,call Tonyat (000)000-0000 any time

She has papers AND is registered?!?! Someone buy this gal and breed, breed, breed!


I HAVE A THROUGBREED HORSE AT I DONT NO IT SHE IS PREGNANT BY A ANOTHER HORSE OR A DONKY OR MITE BE PREGNANT BY A JACK SHE IS A TALL HORSE SHE IS ABOUT 5 OR 6 MONTHS NEED TO SALE HER FAST HER NAME IS SPIRIT FOR MORE INFO CALL TRAVIS AT 000-000-0000 DONT E MAIL SHE LOADS GOOD THANKS SHE GOT A NEW HAIR CUT NOW


Umm....speechless.


5 yrs old gay stud $ 900.00
Olen Cornelius
000-000-0000 cell

I'd like to believe this is a joke.


Free Horse to good home..Rilie is a two year old stud..He is in great shape..We got him for an 11 year old girl last year..He is too much for her to handle and has been running with a mare..He does rear up and bites..He needs someone who is EXPERIENCED. Rather than getting him fixed, we chose to get a broke stallion for our daughter. He was really gentle until he started feeling his wild oats!!! If interested..I will e-mail photo's..Only contact me if you are serious and really care about animals......Thanks for looking.....

Too much horse for ya? Keep him a stally so your 11-yr old can have a bootiful rearing horse to ride off into the sunset. Maybe this next stallion will not be so mean!

I have for sale a nice bay mare. She is 10 years old and is half Arab and half paint. She is easy to catch and gentle to work with. Lifts all feet for cleaning. Very pretty perky ears. Tame and leads and loads easily. No biting or nipping. Teeth in good shape. Recently wormed. Bucks like a rodeo bronc. Nice disposition. Good with other horses. Bucked off my daughter and will be turned into sausage if she is not sold.
I will not sell her to someone who is not an experienced horse person. Would consider selling her to someone with a bad mother in law. She does not just give a couple bunny hops, she gets good height and leg extension. If you know a good rodeo contracter, let me know. Would make a nice pasture pet like a lot of other horses are, just not in my pasture.
She might make someone a nice brood mare. Very gentle to handle. Just bucks like a banshee. Get some PETA buddies together and save this horse from the sausage grinder!

Oh, puh-leaze. Another guilt trip.

hello, my name is Kristen
im looking to let go of two horses, faith and elijha.
elijha and faith are around the same age.
they are eight years old.they are both chestnut's.
faith has two hind white socks with a lollipop shaped marking on her forhead. faith has a slight condition of nivicular, and by any circemstances can NOT be JUMPED. it would internally damage her foot so she would be unride-able.
she is a very sweet horse that probably should have an intermediate rider or an advanced begginger. she has been trained for many years and is a lovely ride but can spook sometimes easily.
elijha is a super super friendly guy and is a lovely ride aswell, he almost went to worlds in western pleasure. he has a thick blaze down him face and has one white hind sock , right now he has a small problem with his leg, due to a nail being caught in it, in about six months he should be as good as new and would be able to please in almost any disapline. he is a very good western horse and he loves to jump :). he would also need a more skilled rider.
i have not decided on pricing yet but i want some people to be lined up to see my beauty's. they will not be terribly expensive even though they have had probably over one hundred thousand put into training for them both and have had many expensive trips and tack and equipment, etc..it kills me to sell them but i have 6 horses and i do not need this many.THE ONLY WAY I WILL GIVE THEM UP... and i repeat ONLY, way. is as long as i can visit them, and if they would be re-sold i must know, because i may consider buying them back.
and if i decide to let them go for free if you go to sell them then i get them back immidetly.
leasing could also be an option if you are not interesting in owning a horse.!!
email me at mailto: [email protected]
thanks, kristen.
please contact me for more picture's!

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These are all from that site someone posted, it gave me my share of laughs for the day!
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post #847 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 06:52 PM
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SHE GOT A NEW HAIR CUT NOW

LOL, that makes me want to buy her for sure!
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post #848 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 08:00 PM
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bahahahahaha very funny

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post #849 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 10:20 PM
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This one scares me enough...hello, how about some bloodlines?
He breeds well but stands side by side with mares in heat.

He is WONDER HORSE.
AQHA ROMEO THE BLACK STALLION !!

However the link to the zoo thing scares me more.

Zoo and stables:
http://www.tommyszooandstables.com

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post #850 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 10:22 PM
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Spooky, this was taken from that link you just posted:

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Due to medical reasons this western pleasure rides english also 10 year old 15 2 hand stallion is up for sale
Pardon my french but, what the flying frack does that mean?!!?!?
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