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post #851 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 10:23 PM
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I don't know. My brain hurts. :(

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post #852 of 7202 Old 04-27-2011, 11:15 PM
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[COLOR=#3366ff]I have a beutiful Thruabread regestered horse for sale, or will trade for a gental horse that a beginner could ride.She is 9 yrs. old, female, not fixed, with dood blood line, nice breeding option, with papers.Good rider with expierieanced rider.If interested,call Tonyat (000)000-0000 any time

She has papers AND is registered?!?! Someone buy this gal and breed, breed, breed!
5 yrs old gay stud $ 900.00
Olen Cornelius
000-000-0000 cell

I'd like to believe this is a joke.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA *wipes tear and takes deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAH
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post #853 of 7202 Old 04-28-2011, 11:14 AM
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So is this a horse for sale or are you letting the world now about your daughter?


Registered 7 year old horse for sale or trade 600. 918-541-7911

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post #854 of 7202 Old 04-28-2011, 01:28 PM
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^ It almost sounds like he's trying to write a poem.

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post #855 of 7202 Old 04-28-2011, 02:21 PM
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And what makes me think this is an illegal operation? Hmmm. Because I'm SO sure they have all the necessary permits to keep exotic pets (kangaroo? alligator?) since there is an exotic pet ban in MN.

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post #856 of 7202 Old 04-28-2011, 03:00 PM
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I love how on the stud page it says their studs are experienced.

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post #857 of 7202 Old 04-28-2011, 03:37 PM
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I love how on the stud page it says their studs are experienced.
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post #858 of 7202 Old 04-28-2011, 04:36 PM
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I love how on the stud page it says their studs are experienced.
I laughed at that too! Like how there is no pedigrees, performance records, offspring stats...just experienced. Does that mean they gained their experience with any and every mutt mare? lol!

I think he could use a lesson on fitting a saddle too....unless jockeys ride western nowadays...

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post #859 of 7202 Old 04-28-2011, 08:35 PM
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There aren't too many funny ones in my area but here's one....

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i have a 14.3 large pony bay was good riding last year has sat all winter was bought by son for his daughter who is 7 she desided she liked cheer better so here he sits. was safe riding now has sat all winter .have broke my foot so can not work with him when get back on my feet need to work my horse have no time for him dont want him just standing around. please give him a good home he stands to be groomed,feet done.cross ties,flollows you around like a puppy comes when called will trade for smallor mini pony or donkey no bigger then 10 hands must be kid safe have grandkids that will be spending time with it
I wonder if the pony broke her foot. He WAS safe to ride last year but has sat all winter so who knows.

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post #860 of 7202 Old 04-29-2011, 01:28 AM
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I wonder if the pony broke her foot. He WAS safe to ride last year but has sat all winter so who knows.
Eh. I doubt it. In my area, unless you have a very well heated arena (I can only think of one that's extremely expensive and over an hour away from me) , the majority of horses sit for months in the winter because there's too much snow and it's far too cold to ride.
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