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post #861 of 7202 Old 04-29-2011, 09:06 AM
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I love how on the stud page it says their studs are experienced.
Hey mares! Are you tired of bumbling, clumsy males? Sick of stallions who haven't got a clue how to make you feel like a filly? Have we got a treat for you! Our studs are EXPERIENCED...that's right.
They know how to treat the ladies.

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post #862 of 7202 Old 04-29-2011, 10:38 AM
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Hey mares! Are you tired of bumbling, clumsy males? Sick of stallions who haven't got a clue how to make you feel like a filly? Have we got a treat for you! Our studs are EXPERIENCED...that's right.
They know how to treat the ladies.
That's exactly what I thought when I first read that!
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post #863 of 7202 Old 04-29-2011, 10:44 AM
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That's actually not too far-fetched. In the wild a stallion will actively court a mare in heat. They will sometimes take days grooming and flirting with them before breeding. Especially with maidens.
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post #864 of 7202 Old 04-29-2011, 10:44 AM
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Hey mares! Are you tired of bumbling, clumsy males? Sick of stallions who haven't got a clue how to make you feel like a filly? Have we got a treat for you! Our studs are EXPERIENCED...that's right.
They know how to treat the ladies.

Too funny!
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post #865 of 7202 Old 04-29-2011, 11:15 AM
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Fabulous riding mule

WTF, 14.3 is too tall for who? A midget? I actually would consider this mule if she were taller and cheaper...for my hubby. :)
Mules can carry more though, right?

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post #866 of 7202 Old 04-29-2011, 11:40 AM
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Yep, they can carry more comfortably. With the size that mule is, I wouldn't hesitate to put a 200+ pound guy on her. She looks like a real sweetie and if she's half as broke as they say, $2700 is an absolute steal.
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post #867 of 7202 Old 04-29-2011, 11:43 AM
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She is super cute...and named "Kate" which extra rocks.

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post #868 of 7202 Old 04-29-2011, 10:40 PM
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Do want. She's very cute and I love mules.
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post #869 of 7202 Old 04-30-2011, 10:55 AM
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I always thought mules were not stronger than a horse or donkey?

Horses are scared of two things... Things that move and things that don't.
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post #870 of 7202 Old 04-30-2011, 01:13 PM
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Ray, mules seem to have the best of both worlds, that's one of the reasons why they were so popular as pack animals back in the old west days.
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