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post #971 of 7202 Old 05-31-2011, 11:21 AM
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Wow, this thread is awesome...

Anyway, this ain't a horse-for-sale ad, but I thought it was amusing.

FOUND - Horse Poop

Hi, if you or your horse "lost" a very large pile of horse poop, I found it. It is right where you lost it, in front of OMSI on the east bank esplanade. Feel free to come collect it at any time, I'm sure it will stay in the middle of the path until you get a chance to reclaim it.


Hahahahaha!
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post #972 of 7202 Old 05-31-2011, 11:26 AM
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^^^Ahahaha! Someones not happy.
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post #973 of 7202 Old 05-31-2011, 12:42 PM
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MUST READ!!! Absolutely ridiculous!

I couldn't figure out if this was a real ad. This own blew me away...


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Older Gelding, TWH, Companion or 'lead line pony.

I need to find a new home for my black THW gelding.
Our horses are too dominant for him. He is very submissive and would do great with another 'low in the pecking order' horse or foals.


Odin is broke to ride, however, he will not walk out on his own. If someone is leading him he's totally calm and I believe he would also follow another horse, just doesn't walk out on his own.


He is blind in one eye, which might have something to do with his confidence issues under saddle but other than that his lack of eye sight doesn't seem to affect him at all.


Odin is a total sweetheart to have around. He loves to be groomed, is good with his feet, easy to tack up and mount, however, he can be a bit hard to catch at times (never took me more than two minutes to catch him though).


It took him quite some time to get comfortable with his surroundings when we got him and therefore I would love to find a permanent home for him so he doesn't have to move from place to place more than really needed.


I wish our horses would get along with him as he is a very sweet boy and I love him but it's not fair to him to keep him in a paddock with no shelter just because we can't integrate him into our herd.


So, if you are interested in a older horse (late teens to 20) that can be hard to catch and is blind in one eye, please contact me with a some info about your intentions.
YOU might be the one that ends up with a real gentlemen who loves to get groomed and cuddled and you could lead your beginner friends around on!


And who knows, maybe you can convince him that walking out on his own isn't so bad after all?!

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post #974 of 7202 Old 05-31-2011, 12:52 PM
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^^ Sounds real to me. It seems as if they are just being completely honest so there are no surprises, which is a rarity in the horse world.

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post #975 of 7202 Old 05-31-2011, 03:01 PM
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I couldn't figure out if this was a real ad. This own blew me away...


__________________________________________________ _______
Older Gelding, TWH, Companion or 'lead line pony.

I need to find a new home for my black THW gelding.
Our horses are too dominant for him. He is very submissive and would do great with another 'low in the pecking order' horse or foals.


Odin is broke to ride, however, he will not walk out on his own. If someone is leading him he's totally calm and I believe he would also follow another horse, just doesn't walk out on his own.


He is blind in one eye, which might have something to do with his confidence issues under saddle but other than that his lack of eye sight doesn't seem to affect him at all.


Odin is a total sweetheart to have around. He loves to be groomed, is good with his feet, easy to tack up and mount, however, he can be a bit hard to catch at times (never took me more than two minutes to catch him though).


It took him quite some time to get comfortable with his surroundings when we got him and therefore I would love to find a permanent home for him so he doesn't have to move from place to place more than really needed.


I wish our horses would get along with him as he is a very sweet boy and I love him but it's not fair to him to keep him in a paddock with no shelter just because we can't integrate him into our herd.


So, if you are interested in a older horse (late teens to 20) that can be hard to catch and is blind in one eye, please contact me with a some info about your intentions.
YOU might be the one that ends up with a real gentlemen who loves to get groomed and cuddled and you could lead your beginner friends around on!


And who knows, maybe you can convince him that walking out on his own isn't so bad after all?!

Awh, this one sounds sooo much like my gelding when I first got him, except for the blind part. He's good to catch and goes out on his own now though ^^

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post #976 of 7202 Old 05-31-2011, 03:05 PM
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feamale quarter mile horses - $800 (kennewick)

Date: 2011-05-20, 5:44PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

quarter mile horses for sale for 800 obo she is about 3 to 4 years old im trying to sell her cuz wer moving and cant take her with me for more info and more pic u can contack me at 509 2057569 or 509 440 4986
u can sk for demetrio

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feamale quarter mile horses

This one made my brain hurt trying to read it.
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post #977 of 7202 Old 05-31-2011, 04:10 PM
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^^ thats a long horse lol ;)

When I can't ride anymore, I shall keep horses as long as I can hobble along with a bucket and wheelbarrow. When I can't hobble, I shall roll my wheelchair out by the fence of the field where my horses graze, and watch them!
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post #978 of 7202 Old 05-31-2011, 08:47 PM
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This is more of a 'horse wanted' ad, but anyway...

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hii i am XXXXX i am wanting a well saddle broke horse because my horse got sold on me and i really want a horse back and i have aot more time to spend with him/her now so if you have any horses for between free and $ 500 just email me i am on my email everyday cause im a teenager so i am on facebook and stuff all the time you know us teenageers are lol

if you really need to get rid of a well trained horse email me and we will consider taking it
my email is [email protected] or [email protected]

and the price can be up to 450
seeing posts like this always make me wonder whether the parents know this kid is asking for a horse online...

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post #979 of 7202 Old 06-01-2011, 03:08 PM
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WOAH! look at the size of that hernia!

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My name is now my horses on a dor not my horse sonador
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post #980 of 7202 Old 06-01-2011, 04:44 PM
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You guys are killing me with those adds. I'm sitting here at work literally laughing at loud. Hilarious, keep them coming please.
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