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post #1 of 9 Old 01-08-2019, 05:18 PM Thread Starter
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Help me name our “ranch!”

Suggestions please!!! Any ideas are great!!

My husband and I have 18 acres and a bunch of animals. Horses, dogs, and cats right now, with a donkey, a couple lambs, and a cow later this year. Plus my husband will be raising a few pigs to butcher again and I’m growing a garden. ANYWAYS, I’ve been racking my brain for a good name to call our place. It’s too small to be called a ranch so I was thinking to have it end in “acres.” So far I’ve only come up with Clear Creek Acres since that’s the name of the creek running through, but I want something with a little play on words! I’ve also gotten funny suggestions like Manure Manor, Random Animal Safari, and DysFUNctional Acres but that’s a little much. 😁 although the last one isn’t bad. Thanks in advance!
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post #2 of 9 Old 01-08-2019, 05:27 PM
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post #3 of 9 Old 01-08-2019, 05:30 PM
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The guy next to where my horses board recently put up a name for his place: "El Rancho not so Grande."

- Back Acres (like back ache, which you will have after working your farm every day)
- The Little Farm that Could
- Heart Acres
- No Lake Acres
- No Takers Acres (I like rhymes)
- Any Takers Acres
- For Goodness Acres. Oh. Wait. "Fur" Goodness Acres. Wow, I'm on fire today...

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post #4 of 9 Old 01-08-2019, 05:54 PM Thread Starter
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I love those!!!!! Especially the little farm that could. Or maybe the little ranch that could.
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post #5 of 9 Old 01-08-2019, 05:57 PM
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Since it's not thousands of acres how about " Oleo Acres - the cheaper spread" LOL
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post #6 of 9 Old 01-08-2019, 06:37 PM
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Some ideas:

Our Place
Pet Acres
Little Farm by the Creek
First Farm
Critter Place
Four Legs Farms
18th Green Acres

Timeless Farm
Variety Acres
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post #7 of 9 Old 01-08-2019, 06:50 PM
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We call ours “The Hoopty Ranch....if it ain’t broke, it ain’t OURS!”

Needmore Acres
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post #8 of 9 Old 01-08-2019, 09:22 PM
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Green Acres

The Homestead

Heart by heart acres

The Oasis

Homebred Acres
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post #9 of 9 Old 01-08-2019, 10:15 PM
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I don't have a sign up yet but I call my place "Cripple Creek" because half my animals are falling apart and I have a creek running through it.

How about you call it bumps and bruises farm or trails and tails ranch?

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