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post #1 of 14 Old 11-02-2013, 11:51 PM Thread Starter
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Exclamation Horse Logic.

I'm sure we all encounter some pretty remarkable "horse logic" in our lives that make us surprised, confused, or just plain flabbergasted.
But, more than anything leave us like this:


We also need a place to share these moments cause they are, quite frankly, hilarious. So I made one :)


Here I have to start it off with some Squiggy logic:
She seems to think that when she sneaks a big mouthful of alfalfa as I'm leading her from my arena to the barn, if she puts on a genuinely sad face, I wont take the stolen alfalfa away from her. Aaaaand it tends to work pretty well.
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post #2 of 14 Old 11-03-2013, 12:15 AM
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Horse logic: let's just eat this delicious, giant mouthful of hay and then get a drink IMEDIATLY after filling my mouth, cause mom loves fishing hay out of the trough.
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"two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
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post #3 of 14 Old 11-03-2013, 10:08 AM
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Horse logic: I have to push that horse off that pile hay 20 feet away and then keep them away from this pile of hay too. The result is I will spent all my time walking between the two piles of hay and not really eat either one.
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post #4 of 14 Old 11-03-2013, 11:31 PM
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I know I know this is off topic. BUT my cat fits perfectly into this logic category.

She thinks if I say no to her coming on to my lap or chest, if she doesn't look at me and moves SUPER slowly that I won't see her because she can't see me. It usually works but I laugh and think how pathetic.
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post #5 of 14 Old 11-04-2013, 12:27 PM
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I know I know this is off topic. BUT my cat fits perfectly into this logic category.

She thinks if I say no to her coming on to my lap or chest, if she doesn't look at me and moves SUPER slowly that I won't see her because she can't see me. It usually works but I laugh and think how pathetic.
All my cats do this to me. It's cute but frustrating at the same time because I'm normally in the middle of trying to do a test or homework.
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post #6 of 14 Old 11-04-2013, 12:31 PM
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horse logic: My mom can drape across me while I go about my day, throw polo cross balls at my face, and give me love, BUT OMG SHE WILL KILL ME WITH THAT WATER HOSE.

"two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
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post #7 of 14 Old 11-04-2013, 12:50 PM
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My horses logic is that if they get all dirty and roll in the biggest manure or mud pile the day/night before a show they wont have to go... or at least that's what I think goes on in there little minds.

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I know I know this is off topic. BUT my cat fits perfectly into this logic category.

She thinks if I say no to her coming on to my lap or chest, if she doesn't look at me and moves SUPER slowly that I won't see her because she can't see me. It usually works but I laugh and think how pathetic.
LOL that made me think of what my dog does to me all the time
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post #8 of 14 Old 11-04-2013, 01:11 PM
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Horse logic: if I'm extremely jealous and mean to every other creature that wants to be around my mom, she will love me best!!
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post #9 of 14 Old 11-04-2013, 01:44 PM
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Horse logic: If I walk real slow.... and nonchalantly walk past her then she won't be able to find me in the field.... if and when that plan fails, if I pin my ears and snarl she won't want to bring me up.
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post #10 of 14 Old 11-04-2013, 02:19 PM
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My horses logic: If I play lame after walking with her to the arena, I won't have to do work.

:She will never catch me muahahaha (canters away) Is she with another horse?!?! Time to attack that beast and then get cuddles.

When out on a ride.: If I just nonchalantly swap sides that nice looking tree and bites the branches off quickly, she'll never notice.

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