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post #21 of 33 Old 06-15-2010, 05:34 PM
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I think Twinkie would have a shyish voice, english speaking with maybe a slight spanish accent. Probably tell me he wants me to change his name from Twinkie XD.

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post #22 of 33 Old 06-15-2010, 06:02 PM
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Then there's Flame. 30 yr old TWH mare. Poor girl put up with sooo much crap when I was a kid.

Feeding- "Hey! Slow poke, hurry up here! I'm STARVING" "Ick, is this ALL you're giving me???" "Oh fine, I'll eat it" *licks the bowl clean and snuffles for more"

When she sees me coming w/ wormer/meds - "You can't catch me!" "Sheet, I forgot I'm slow.... Nevermind this is just too much work, fine." "Haha, I'll just put my head up really high so you can't reach!!" "Dammitt! When did you get so BIG??!! That used to work!"

Brushing - "Oh god that feels sooooooooo goood......" "It's been so long, you neglectful person, you." "Let me rub my head on you. Come on ya light weight, hold still, I'm busy using you as a rubbing post"

When I'm riding Soda in the paddock - "Hehe, I'm going to wait until he gets closer and then....... SQUEALLLLLLL!" "Hahahahaha, gotcha ya wuss!!!" This is usually with a very mischevious look on her face... stinker

When I'm leaving with Soda - "Oh god, I'm DYING!!! Please don't leave me!!"

The stories that girl could tell
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post #23 of 33 Old 06-15-2010, 06:45 PM
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I think I have a pretty good idea of what my horses would say.

Storm (3yr old)
Catching: "Oh is that mom I hear? Where is she? Oh there she is...I'm coming mom! Oh you want me to come faster? But that's so much work, I'm just going to walk."

Putting the halter on: "Oh I know what to do hehe" Puts his head in the halter for me. "Now quick do it up so we can leave. I don't want to be at the gate when the other horses come. Can we please go inside now?"

Get into the barn: "Ohh there's my stall. Let me go, no I don't want to wait for you to take the halter off but I will if you make me." Once I get his halter off (I take it off in the hall of the barn so he can walk into his stall) "Oh great, here I go. Hope you put some grain in my bucket for me. Oh you did, I'm so happy"

Tacking up and brushing: "Can you brush a little harder? That feels SOOOO good. Oh you want my feet, here you go, and here's the next one. I think I'm going to fall asleep while you put the saddle on a fidle with it all."

On the trails: "So where are we going today mom? Anywhere new? Oh we went this way last time, can't we go somewhere new? I better lope slow when you ask, who knows when we will be home. Oh this is so fun " He loves going on trails, I'm so lucky!!

When someone else rides him: "Mom are you sure they can ride? They don't feel to balanced. Oh she's asking for a trot." Trots a few steps and walks again. "She doesn't know what she is doing mom, she might fall off so I'm going to just walk. I think I'm done now, here I come mom, they can't stop me ." The hardest part for other people is keeping him on the rail, he just wants to chill with me in the middle.
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post #24 of 33 Old 06-15-2010, 09:21 PM
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Haha, I had a dream shortly after meeting Orion, it was the night after I walked up to him in the pasture & he was laying down & O sat next to him. So my dream was that we were sitting there & I asked him, if he could be anything other than a horse, what would he want to be? H said a donkey :) that was it... later I found out he used to have a donkey friend that he had one of those creepy horse/ donkey relationships with.
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post #25 of 33 Old 06-15-2010, 09:58 PM
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There are times I'd love to know what they think, and others when they make it all too clear what they're thinking.....and it wasn't nice!

T likes to be left alone. Tonight she got ridden, and was very surprised to say the least , as she thought she was retired. Only explanation for not being ridden before tonight.

While saddling up this is what she was saying.
"Oh no you are NOT putting that pad on me, well okay with the pad, but absolutely NOT the saddle, ****! Well I am not going to be cinched, gasp, up! Fine, but you will not like the ride you are about to Get!"

Walka as running up and down the fence line in the paddock saying , "Pick me ,Pick me! I want to go !"

Nice to know my horses aren't the only ones with issues about being worked. They are so very happy being pasture ponies right now.

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post #26 of 33 Old 06-18-2010, 03:25 PM
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Ha haha Maggi would have the voice of an overly spoilt child!!

Being caught- o hey mu its you sure il come over ....hahahaha and you thought you could catch me! Ah im only kidding look im right here zooom hahaha muuuuuum im over here come get me!!

Getting grooomed-Dont touch me with the brush...I told you dont touch me...WHEN will you learn. I HATE YOU!!!!

Tacking up- hury up hurry up hurry up were going now look im going tough!! What do you need that for jesus( huge sigh and dramartic leg rest) You know i dont like getting my girth tightened hold on till i hurt you( cue foot crush or attempted kick) Hmph shows you thought you were sooo smart didnt you!!

mounting-you have aprox .2seconds to get up bot ready TOUGH im far to busy to wait for you!

Riding dressage- Ye i have never done this before. I just cant do it so i wont!! Ooo sideways you want?? why didnt you say!!(CHarges backwards like a light) AH mum you know how much i love to go back( oarades in perfect side pass across the school!) Ye i dont stop fpr nobody so tough!!

SHowjumpin- one day- ye sure il jump zooooooooooooom what do you mean that was to fast it was sooo much fun lets go again come on come on come on!!
Day 2- No i dont want to jumo what do you think i am!! As she stomps through the jump without lifting her feet!! HMm im no performing monkey B***H

Cross country- wow the course is over that was sooo short maybe because we went sooo fast you didnt even see what we jumped wooo I LOVE MY LIFE!!!

HAacking- wooooooooooow mum look at that tree i cant pass that snort snort snort!! Grrrr who left that horse poo there hold on till i poop all over it mwahahahah now who is boss huh????

Travellin- ooo i know where this goes move mum im coming in!! As she clears the ramp wiht a jump!

When i let her off- What do you mean there is no more food?? where are you going with my bucket stoooop nooooooooooooooooo muuuuuuuuuuuuum!!!!!

She is sooo funny hahahahah!

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post #27 of 33 Old 06-18-2010, 03:35 PM
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My pony says to me all the time: "If you're not gonna give me any treats, then don't mess with me woman!"
My barrel horse says: " field....Can we run? please, please PLEASE?!?! Ok then...I'll just walk fast :]"
My old draft horse: "Whatever." (He kinda reminds me of an old wise man with few words. Haha!)

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post #28 of 33 Old 06-19-2010, 03:50 AM
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How fun!

Being caught:can you just leave me alone.Taaake a few steps back and just admire me and look at how good I am at eating!

Saddled-here we go ...again.

Riding- well here is the same routine..lets walk,,how about we have it my way.You always boss me around..Let me show you how I do it!(takes off galloping)...wasn't that refreshing?

Feeding-*smacks lips together*mmmmm mmmm! this is going to be good! Can I have some more?

Crossing water- YOU WANT ME DO WHAT!? I have a better idea,trrruuuuust me on this! Let me just..walk..just let me walk over ...c'mon lady just let me walk on this little edge of grass and we can avoid it all together..
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post #29 of 33 Old 06-19-2010, 04:03 AM Thread Starter
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these are great!

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I don't want lemons! I want cookies!
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post #30 of 33 Old 06-19-2010, 04:48 AM
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I like Buzz would have a guy voice maybe someone whos a little bit slow and will do what he sees.

When I came out to him he lets me hold onto him bring him to the shed to get the halter then.
"oh Cookies running away I should as well, it's always good giving her some exercise"
catch him "did you enjoy that, cookie said it would be a good idea"
grooming doesnt satnd still always has to see everything, I now have cross ties
"oh my god, theres sheep next door, they just looked at me can we go over there pleasseeee" take him over there "why are we here I have seen them before they have been here for ages-lets eat"
walking away from cookie
"were leaving? Why? COOKIEEE! Why are we walkiing away-oh grass- wait wheres cookie. This isnt soo bad lets go faster, trot?, canter? Lets go."
going through water the first time my friend went in first
"umm no. OKay I guess it looks safe, turn around now, nope okay were still going. weve stopped Roll? no okay."

I think my friends pony cookie would have a little girls voice with a whinny voice maybe or a spiolt kid, who is food orientated, not too sure what she would say though

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