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post #1 of 15 Old 03-30-2012, 05:22 PM Thread Starter
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Talking how not to sell your horse

I found this little article today. Its really funny
http://www.ultimatehorsesite.com/fun...orsewrong.html
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post #2 of 15 Old 03-30-2012, 05:25 PM
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That seriously made me snort!

http://i42.tinypic.com/140y8lj.png
Do not tell me I can't...because I will show you that I can.
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post #3 of 15 Old 03-30-2012, 05:38 PM
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Accentuate his head. Make sure he is standing with his head facing you so that his head appears three times larger than his body.


The above works really, REALLY good if your horse can do duck lips. Can your horse do duck lips? BWAHAHAHAHA! (Sorry, it's 30 minutes to closing on a friday, things are gittin a little silly around here)
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post #4 of 15 Old 03-30-2012, 05:56 PM
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Too funny! I know some people on craigslist have been following this guide!
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post #5 of 15 Old 03-30-2012, 06:10 PM Thread Starter
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I know! My favorite ones are about the little kid on a studs back (how often do we see that on cl?) And the "don't feed your horse enough" xD
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post #6 of 15 Old 03-30-2012, 06:11 PM
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HILARIOUS! I especially like the one about saying your horse can be the next triple crown champion.
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post #7 of 15 Old 03-30-2012, 06:32 PM
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Great post....I needed the laugh.
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post #8 of 15 Old 03-30-2012, 06:37 PM
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The above works really, REALLY good if your horse can do duck lips. Can your horse do duck lips? BWAHAHAHAHA! (Sorry, it's 30 minutes to closing on a friday, things are gittin a little silly around here)

The accentuate the head part made me think of those little girls on facebok that try to do the "sexy" photo by holding their cell phone in the air, pointing down at them as they take the picture. LOL
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post #9 of 15 Old 03-30-2012, 06:40 PM
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lmao.....thats great!!
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post #10 of 15 Old 03-30-2012, 07:47 PM
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That made me snort. HILARIOUS :).
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