O/K i have read all the posts and have only one thing to say.
Stay out of my garage/workshop.
Leave my chainsaw alone you have your own and if you don't know how to service it you should not be playing with it.
Don't drive my truck unless you are going to replace the gass. I hate it when she who must wants the truck so she can go riding through the week and gives me her car to go to work, so I can earn the money required for her life style and to top it off. Her car is on empty so like the great husband I am I fill it with petrol only to find i get my truck back empty.
Got to be in love with the women to put up with her strange ways.
Like her snoring and the frequent breaking of wind while asleep. Do you know what a toe kick is. Its the gap at the bottom of the kitchen sink which allows her to get her feet closer to the bench. I found that the design was a little faulty so I installed a stool so she could sit while getting my evening meal ready.
The vacum cleaner us men invented that to make the love of our lives day, just a little easer, as is the washing machine, dryer, iron, electric stove. I had quite some concern for she who must, splitting wood for the winter and cooking, thats why I went and brought her an electric stove and the gas fired heating device. Not to mention the huge arms she had developed and the hard hands. But wait there is more look at this. A ride on mower to save her time. It has a trailer and poo scoop so she can pick up the horse poo while mowing the lawns and more. There is also a beer holder. Attachment 201393
Don't you think she is spoilt.
No I am not a male pig. I am a product of women. My mother and older sister are responsible for what I am, because, like all men, our fathers were away at work and the main dominant factor in our lives were Women
So I have put on my bbyf and had a go.
I do expect to get roasted.
I own the spelling mistakes.