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post #41 of 106 Old 05-28-2013, 02:52 PM
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I like to start arguments with her every so often just for the make up,,uhm,, that happens once out of every 10 arguments. lol
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post #42 of 106 Old 05-28-2013, 02:53 PM
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I hear "come help me for a minute", and he expects me to jump up and come right then, and then I stand around waiting half an hour before he is actually ready for me to help him do whatever it is he needed help with, that indeed, took only a minute when he got around to it. If I ask him for help, I am expected to wait until he is done doing whatever he is doing before he will come help, even if it's hours later, and then not make him wait when he is ready to do it. His time is worth much more than mine, apparently.
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post #43 of 106 Old 05-28-2013, 02:55 PM
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I am married to one of those "start a billion projects, finish none" handyman types. Some days I want to pull my hair out. For example, my barn was built 11 years ago, I still don't have a back door. And the front door has been broken for 6 months. Two of my three pastures have partial fencing, the third that I actually use has one place that is held together by a come-along instead of nails, and has been that way for a year. (thankfully, the wire overlaps there and so is not an escape hazard.) My favorite though, is if I remind him of something once I'm nagging and I get "I KNOW! You've told me a dozen times", but if I don't remind him I get "WHY didn't you remind me? I'd have it done by now!" Sure babes, whatever helps you sleep at night...or during the day...or every time you sit down for 5 minutes....
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post #44 of 106 Old 05-28-2013, 02:57 PM
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I hear "come help me for a minute", and he expects me to jump up and come right then, and then I stand around waiting half an hour before he is actually ready for me to help him do whatever it is he needed help with, that indeed, took only a minute when he got around to it. If I ask him for help, I am expected to wait until he is done doing whatever he is doing before he will come help, even if it's hours later, and then not make him wait when he is ready to do it. His time is worth much more than mine, apparently.
DW has done that to me on many an occasion.

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post #45 of 106 Old 05-28-2013, 03:16 PM
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post #46 of 106 Old 05-28-2013, 03:57 PM
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doosh of her toosh. .
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post #47 of 106 Old 05-28-2013, 05:12 PM Thread Starter
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I started to put the toilet seat down, but decided to leave it up since the wife was constantly complaining all day. When low and behold she woke up around 1am to go to the water closet and I smile as I hear the doosh of her toosh. It was a nice shot at her for all the pestering she did all day.. lol





I think she may have put something in my sandwich for lunch today because I feel this funny feeling in my belly now.
My DH did this to me a couple times when we were first married. When he woke up to the howls of outrage and screams of indignation when my fanny hit the water....and then I made HIM get up and put the seat down....yeah, he gave that up quick.
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post #48 of 106 Old 05-28-2013, 05:41 PM
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My DH did this to me a couple times when we were first married. When he woke up to the howls of outrage and screams of indignation when my fanny hit the water....and then I made HIM get up and put the seat down....yeah, he gave that up quick.
I've seen that movie in my room a time or three. lol

I have woken up from being shoved off the bed during one of those shows. I still do it from time to time even after being with her for for 14, almost 15 years. I must admit that I graduated to the dooshing rather than the snake fearing.

I had a rubber snake that was very realistic I picked up from the B'ham zoo. Well without going into a lot of detail it nearly cost me our life together as it got moved to different locations after she found it each time. 2 stick out the most. First one was under the sink as she reached in to grab the roll of garbage bags and came out with it. The other was when she looked up at the ceiling, for a reason I never figured out, while seated on the thrown and saw the head hanging over the cabinet above the seat. That one had her running through the house with pants around the knees while screaming obscene death threats. I did not sleep for a few nights after that.
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I've seen that movie in my room a time or three. lol

I have woken up from being shoved off the bed during one of those shows. I still do it from time to time even after being with her for for 14, almost 15 years. I must admit that I graduated to the dooshing rather than the snake fearing.

I had a rubber snake that was very realistic I picked up from the B'ham zoo. Well without going into a lot of detail it nearly cost me our life together as it got moved to different locations after she found it each time. 2 stick out the most. First one was under the sink as she reached in to grab the roll of garbage bags and came out with it. The other was when she looked up at the ceiling, for a reason I never figured out, while seated on the thrown and saw the head hanging over the cabinet above the seat. That one had her running through the house with pants around the knees while screaming obscene death threats. I did not sleep for a few nights after that.
ROFL........OMG!!! That one would have backfired on you big time with me and he knows better. I'm not the least bit afraid of snakes and used to prank an entomologist I used to work with who was. I did things like find King snakes out in the wilderness when I was working and put them in my empty lunch sack and then would ask him to hold the sack. Or I'd put one in the sleeve of my jacket and hold out my arm and ask him to pull my sleeve to help me get my jacket off. Stuff like that. It was great fun!

So, you'd probably have found one in your pillow or zompten and me hiding behind the closet door snickering.

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post #50 of 106 Old 05-28-2013, 05:49 PM
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I have no fear of them, even the poisonous ones. I respect them once I see the eyes or color pattern, but never get spooked at first glance. Spiders on the other hand will start my blood pumping quick. I hate feeling them crawl my skin and seeing one makes my skin crawl.

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