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post #81 of 106 Old 05-30-2013, 08:04 AM
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What a great thread! I am laughing hysterically, and actually am very blessed with my DH-yes, he is annoying at times after 35 yrs, but....he lets me do my horsey thing without interference....you see-he is deathly-I am talking wheezing, cannot breathe-if he so much as drives my SUV, let alone sets foot in the barn. Last time landed him in the hospital. So, he pays for me to board my horses....we tried keeping them at home-he even built me my dream home with a "decontamination" bathroom right inside the door.....that did not work. But......he is a total control freak. For some reason he feels the need to know what, when, why of everything I, our adult kids...etc....makes us nuts. We all love him to death, but-give it up!

I am so glad he has nothing to do with my horse stuff......I can only imagine it all labeled like everything else......even light switches-yup-labels.

He works all week-in another state-400 miles away, and visits on weekends. Perfect. Pays me to keep everything running smoothly......works for me. However-he is retiring at the end of the year....I can hardly wait for him to move here and think of MORE for me to do. Not.
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post #82 of 106 Old 05-30-2013, 01:51 PM
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I don't even put wrenches away, in the tool chest, anymore - that is because I get yelled at for not laying them in the proper drawer, in the exact correct position in relation to the wrenches on either side of it
Hahaha THIS!!!!! My hubby is so anal about his workshop. I had to use some screwdrivers when he was out of town one time. He was gone for 4 weeks and as soon as he opened that drawer he KNEW I had been in it.
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post #83 of 106 Old 05-30-2013, 04:54 PM
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I can open the door to the shed where my tools are and know if anyone has been in there for more than the feed for the ducks, geese, chickens, rabbits and dogs.
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post #84 of 106 Old 05-31-2013, 02:45 AM
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I love my wife. It took me 44 years and a lot of wrong turns to find her. She makes me want to be the kind of man she thinks I am. That is all.
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post #85 of 106 Old 05-31-2013, 07:17 AM
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I agree. It only took me 42 years to be right where I wanted her to have me in her mind.
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post #86 of 106 Old 05-31-2013, 11:45 AM
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I love my wife. It took me 44 years and a lot of wrong turns to find her. She makes me want to be the kind of man she thinks I am. That is all.
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post #87 of 106 Old 05-31-2013, 11:49 AM
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Hang a big ol' sign around every piece of equipment that reads "No Husbands Allowed!"
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post #88 of 106 Old 05-31-2013, 01:39 PM
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My husband...ya know the sweet good looking one :)
He met my ENITRE family at a funneral. It's a 900 mile drive home for me and he refused to let me make it alone, so he went with me.

He met the cousins, grandmother, great aunt, parents, sister, neice, nephew.....the clan -at the worse time of all of our lives and he made it a little easier for all of us.

Oh yeah and he tolerated my moment of brilliance we lovingly refer to as "little car - big fart".
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post #89 of 106 Old 05-31-2013, 02:28 PM
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You know it's love when one is sitting next to where the other is brushing.

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post #90 of 106 Old 05-31-2013, 04:35 PM
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O/K i have read all the posts and have only one thing to say.
Stay out of my garage/workshop.
Leave my chainsaw alone you have your own and if you don't know how to service it you should not be playing with it.

Don't drive my truck unless you are going to replace the gass. I hate it when she who must wants the truck so she can go riding through the week and gives me her car to go to work, so I can earn the money required for her life style and to top it off. Her car is on empty so like the great husband I am I fill it with petrol only to find i get my truck back empty.
Got to be in love with the women to put up with her strange ways.

Like her snoring and the frequent breaking of wind while asleep. Do you know what a toe kick is. Its the gap at the bottom of the kitchen sink which allows her to get her feet closer to the bench. I found that the design was a little faulty so I installed a stool so she could sit while getting my evening meal ready.

The vacum cleaner us men invented that to make the love of our lives day, just a little easer, as is the washing machine, dryer, iron, electric stove. I had quite some concern for she who must, splitting wood for the winter and cooking, thats why I went and brought her an electric stove and the gas fired heating device. Not to mention the huge arms she had developed and the hard hands. But wait there is more look at this. A ride on mower to save her time. It has a trailer and poo scoop so she can pick up the horse poo while mowing the lawns and more. There is also a beer holder.

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Don't you think she is spoilt.


No I am not a male pig. I am a product of women. My mother and older sister are responsible for what I am, because, like all men, our fathers were away at work and the main dominant factor in our lives were Women

So I have put on my bbyf and had a go. I do expect to get roasted.




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