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post #11 of 16 Old 08-26-2009, 09:27 PM Thread Starter
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He mounted her and she kicked him, so we hobbled her.
I can tie him up for hours.
he was biting the cow the other day....
Every time I try to mount he moves out from under me.
Try and get him to extend, it's much nicer feeling.
He responds better when I'm a little rough with him.
He's 13.2, a little smaller than average.

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What Lone said.
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post #12 of 16 Old 08-27-2009, 08:45 AM
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LOl that reminds me of one time. My boyfriend was in the arena and his horse doesn't ever want to go. So mY cousin/trainer was giving this little 9 year old girl a lesson at the same time and her parents were sitting there. I was watching form outside the arena and I was like "Harder" "Harder" for my boyfriend to kick harder. The parents spun around and were like "what?!"

Or the other time I was discussing training horse with my cousin in Wal-Mart.

Me: God when she trots she humps him.
Him: I know and did you se when they go faster? She's all over the place, being thrown around.
Me: I can't watch when she rides...it disgusts me.
Him: I tried telling her to put her weight in her booty she doesn't listen.
Random Lady: Can you stop talking bout sexual activities? My daughter is listen.


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post #13 of 16 Old 08-27-2009, 01:51 PM Thread Starter
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hahaha.

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What Lone said.
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post #14 of 16 Old 08-27-2009, 04:47 PM
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thats funny and very possible, the question is how did you reply to her.

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post #15 of 16 Old 09-03-2009, 03:57 AM
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"we put her shoes on backward and she felt so much better"
"just take it easy when you ask him to elongate next time"
"i have to keep her beard trimmed constantly and just look at how much hair is sprouting from her ears!"
"always be gentle around the head"
"be careful around her rear"
"it took a few tries but we finally got her mounted on that big stud of hers"
"mine eats wood"
"i dont know what to do about his cribbing"
"now isnt that a nice pair of pasterns"
"hold the foot between your knees and work away from your body"
im sorry most of these sound dirty... its amazing how anyone of these phrases sound so normal to us!

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post #16 of 16 Old 09-03-2009, 04:00 AM
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oh yeah and my favorite for drawing funny looks
FLYING LEAD CHANCE
i think people think of superman when they hear this phrase ya know like
"DUH DUH DA DUHHHHH! FLYING LEAD CHANGE!
haha

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