I run around the house doing tempi changes a lot. So fun.
I say horse commands to my dog. Walk, trot, canter, ho, he understands them all! He doesn't know how to lunge and it makes me sad. Dogs get so confused. He looks at me as if to say "...why are you pushing my stomach? I'm so confused."
I also have a lot of trouble understanding certain things without them being in horsey terms. I also find myself practicing a proper half halt (thighs, butt, and abs all tightened, and sometimes your upper back too) during class. People get confused.
The worst is when you're watching a movie and the riders have AWFUL position! It bothers me. PUT YOUR FREAKING HEELS DOWN.
"The wise man thinks he knows nothing.
The fool thinks he knows everything."