I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the termite that devours your floorboards. I am the surprise in your cereal box! I am the skunk that pollutes your air! I am the batteries that are not included. I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am! I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out!
MUUWWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! I AM NINJA CANADIAN!
WAAH SHA SHA SHA!!!
I will hide behind your house plant, and you will never see me!
And I will jump out so quickly when you least expect it!! Make you scream and throw your popcorn in the air...and I will laugh and run away!