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post #101 of 114 Old 06-21-2013, 02:13 AM
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My horse was called Fluffy when I bought him, because his ears grow so much fluffy hair its insane. I still changed it the day he arrived ;)
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post #102 of 114 Old 06-21-2013, 02:14 AM
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Oh, I've also heard of a horse called "Totally Naked". Not too bad, until the announcer calls out, "Now it's John Smith riding Totally Naked!"

Hoof Hearted is a terrible but hilarious name, given to a racehorse (say it fast).
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post #103 of 114 Old 06-21-2013, 11:38 AM
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My appaloosa gelding's registered name is "Ima Blu I'd"
I mean, it fits, he has two blue eyes, but still...

My appaloosa mare came with the barn name "Sassy"
Which fits her, but still, how boring and cliche.

I got my mini when I was six, and I named him "Caramel Star"... poor thing... all his tack is pink too.

My donkey's name is "Kenny," because the lady I bought him from named him after his mother, "Jenny," which I guess isn't so bad.
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post #104 of 114 Old 06-21-2013, 09:23 PM
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My mum got a mini with the show name Miss Star Shadow Girl not too bad but he is a Black male so there is no girl colours allowed on him
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post #105 of 114 Old 06-21-2013, 09:57 PM
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My donkey's name is "Kenny,"
My cats name is Kenny

We call him creeper Ken LOL
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post #106 of 114 Old 06-21-2013, 10:19 PM
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my mare rumor was born 'kris'...then she was changed to 'bitty'. i had to save her and name her something with class. so rumor it is.

her breeder is horrible with names.

his 3 year old filly, thats a aqha winning racehorse is named...free kittens. she just won a huge 118,000 purse in indiana. and her name...free kittens. gah! his reasoning? a barn cat had kittens and he saw it as free advertising. lmao.

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post #107 of 114 Old 06-21-2013, 10:21 PM
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My instructor and her friend showed with the names Topless, and Buck Naked just so people would pay attention when they rode xD "Amanda __ riding Topless"
I named a horse Fly and quite a few people disagreed with my taste.
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post #108 of 114 Old 06-21-2013, 11:05 PM
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Today I saw Shakira..... WHO names their horse after her.... :/

"It is the difficult horses that have the most to teach you" - Double Dan Horsemanship
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post #109 of 114 Old 06-21-2013, 11:10 PM
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All my mares have human names >.> My animals never seem to get "animal-ish" names. We also have a 'y' theme going on in the barn... Dani, Cally, Sonny, Lily...

There's a barn down the road from me that allows the kids to name the horses... worst ones they've come up with so far?

Potluck (and I knew this horse for years before his name change)

Gah I can't think of any others they've come up with! My mom still makes fun of me because I wanted to name my first horse Tri County Champion
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post #110 of 114 Old 06-22-2013, 12:18 AM
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Registered name of a paint mare, Streaking Pitchfork... Her owner (my DH's friend) calls her Snort. I really don't know which is worse lol

Saw an ad for a mare whose registered name was High Maintenance. As if horses aren't already expensive enough

Family friend growing up had a gelding named Bucky, greatest horse for beginner riders but his name intimidated riders. He didn't buck, but he was a buckskin ;)
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