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post #21 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 09:33 AM
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Before I bought my gelding they called him, Two Socks! Ugh, it doesn't flow off the tongue very well and lacks umpff.
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post #22 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Jake and Dai View Post
HAHAHAHA I always read it as M-Lover. I should really wear my reading glasses more often or use the zoom on my 'puter.

lol....it is such a girly name i use to always call him a girl..like "she" is cute, lol
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post #23 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 09:45 AM
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Now I wish I remembered all the fox hunters names I worked with.

I remember ones name was Firewood. There was um... ShakeRag (great horse though!). I knew a polo ponie named Last. There was one named LuLu. They tried to change it to FiFi but I refused to.
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post #24 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 11:49 AM
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My first horse's name was Stuffy, but I've also known a Booger, and even worse my sister use to call my nephew that, she has since stopped thank goodness (before he's old enough to know what she's calling him).
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post #25 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 01:52 PM
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What can be a sound track - very out of date nowadays but you will have heard of it as it is not that old just overtaken by modern technology.
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post #26 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 04:44 PM
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My horse's name used to be Munchkin. I mean, he is short, but really? Munchkin?
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post #27 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 04:50 PM
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i cannot stand the name val, valentino for a gelding.
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post #28 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 04:59 PM
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A lady I know had a mare named poopsie... Such a weird and gross name. Haha
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post #29 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 05:12 PM
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There's a male Gypsy Vanner at my barn and I guess the previous owner was trying to balance out his girly appearance in the show ring. It's Brendan of Erin...?? His barn name was Moffat or something just as bad.
I've known an ex-racehorse Nancy's Slave. And a lesson/little kid's horse whose show name was Sox Appeal...luckily none of them have questioned the meaning yet.
And of course, the usual pony/mini names: Cupcake, Cutie Pie, Sprinkles, Mr. Fluffy, Candy, Sugar, the usual.

None of these are horrible, but still...why name your horse something like that?

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post #30 of 114 Old 06-15-2013, 05:54 PM
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We had a donkey that was named Michael Angelo once. A friend of mine has three horses named Three Foot (he has three socks...not three feet), Stinky, and Fanny. Yeah.

And my own mare is named Sour. She was named that before I got her, and she already knows her name for driving so I can't quite change it :/ she lives up to the name too most of the time!

Our stunted yearling who came from a racing breeder was originally (and still is called by some people) BadaBing BadaBoom.

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